26 Shocking Red Flags People Encountered on a First Date

‘She pulled out a switchblade mid conversation to slice up a passing ant’
26 Shocking Red Flags People Encountered on a First Date

First dates are full of suspense. That’s what makes them so exciting and so miserable at the same time, that your next couple hours could exist literally anywhere on the spectrum of human enjoyment. You might feel immediately that you’ve met your better half, the person who completes you and you’ll spend the rest of your life with. On the flip side, you might still meet the person you’ll spend the rest of your life with — but only because you’ll be strung up in a refrigerated meat locker by daybreak.

Of course, those are the extremes. There’s all sorts of good and bad in between. Fun flings you both know are going nowhere. Getting bombarded with information on a litany of boring siblings. Eating a really great meal for free. Paying for two really bad meals. Whatever the outcome, there’s usually a moment where you realize this is or isn’t going to work out, and Redditors shared their starkest examples of the latter. 

Read on to hear the events that immediately preceded a raised hand and a “check, please.”

rainbowcanoe . 2y ago Few years ago met up with a guy at a bar and like the entire time he would not stop talking about how he couldn't wait to go to russia and get a mail-order-bride.
 . 2y ago She was still married and said she just wanted to know if she'd be able to still get dates if they split up... worst date ever
SandMost7515 . 2y ago Не was about 10 years older than his pictures, he didn't stop twitching the entire time, and he kept pressuring me to go back to his place. | noped the fuck outta there.
OffWhiteDevil . 2y ago She pulled out a switchblade mid conversation to slice up a passing ant.
verite_404 . 2y ago Не told me he had worms. Not in a casting, fishing, or terrarium kind of way. Full on internal parasites.
MaggieLuisa . 2y ago Не tried to change my order with the waitress because I didn't order what he'd recommended.
beatwist . 2y ago I went out for drinks with a guy who monologued the entire time. Could barely get a word in. The worst.
CronkinOn . 2y ago which Disney princess am I? Hmmm... Belle? I'm CLEARLY a Jasmine!!! Very pissed. She was brunette and liked to read.
 . 2y ago Не looked at a photo on the wall of my then- 10yr old daughter and said she's gonna be sexy when she grows up. Yeah, bye Felicia.
Suzanne_Marie 2y ago 1. Argued with me about my order at the steakhouse. | wanted my steak medium rare and he said it should be well done because looking at rare or raw meat makes him sick. 2. Tried to change my order with the waitress when I was in the bathroom. She checked with me before making the change because she heard us arguing. I took my medium rare steak to go.
 . 2y ago Не stared at his phone the whole time. Then after we parted he sent a text complimenting my ass and then said we should go out again.
Specialist-Avocado36 . 2y ago When her husband showed up at the restaurant because he had been tracking her. And no I didn't know she was married.
 . 2y ago Date went fine but on drive back he got into a road rage. . Не starting blasting though red lights and speeding and yelling . I I told him that I'm not putting my life in danger over a hissy- fit from a grown ass man. Nope
Due-Time-8151 U 2y ago Edited 2y ago At dinner, he shared with me that he didn't believe in washing his hands after going to the bathroom, as long as toilet paper was used effectively, hand washing was obsolete. Не said all of this while licking his fingers and digging into a shared basket of appetizers. I was disgusted. Lol
thedeadliestdash a 2y ago | went on a date with a guy who called himself a mama's boy and said no woman would ever compare to his mother. There was no second date, and despite how many times I turned him down and said I wasn't interested, he kept calling and texting me for two years until I changed my number
robottestsaretoohard 2y ago I went to the bar to get another drink, the bartender wrote a cd recommendation on a piece of paper for me. Guy says 'Did you just give that guy your number?' Me: 'Nope, just swapped music recommendations Him: 'I was going to knock his block off' Me: 'Wow you have kind of a bad temper, hey?' Him: 'Yeah, how'd you know? See these scars, it's bc one time I was stuck in a traffic jam and I got so angry I punched my fist through the windscreen' NOPE.
J_Lyn21 2y ago Met a stranger at the grocery store, and he asked me out for dinner. Dinner didn't go very well (he spent most of the date insulting me for being a vegetarian) and at the end of the night when we were walking back to our cars and saying bye, he asked if he could have a kiss. I said no. Не asked again. I said no. Не said how about a peck on the cheek, so I go to do that and he turns and kisses my mouth quickly. Definitely knew there would be no second date
koriroo . 2y ago I went on a date with a guy years ago we were in San Francisco walking around after an art show he just littered. I said oh there's a trash can right over there and he just said so what and chuckled. Never saw that guy again lol.
atboyer ® 2y ago I told her | had a dog... She said oh neat! What breed? | told her, Siberian Husky! Oh! A big dog! At least she'll die young so you can get a puppy again soon!
newaccount721 . 2y ago I'm an alcoholic. At the time I had been sober for 5 years or so. The entire time she just kept trying to neg me about it to try and get me to drink? It was really weird. I didn't see her again and then on Valentine's day she sent me a long message asking how I could reject her like that. Overall very uncomfortable.
Klepsudra . 2y ago Explained everything to me like I had just arrived on the planet, explained how exchange rates work, explained how package holidays work, explained parking, explained that it's cheaper to have roommates...learned so much lol
Onyx_Maiden . 2y ago Не called the waitress a fucking stupid С t for forgetting that he wanted his shot chilled.
bitchpop88 . 2y ago . Edited 2y ago pulled out a loaded gun in my car to try and impress me
Saint_Sm0ld3r . 2y ago . Edited 2y ago Went out with a girl, we hit it off well to the point that things heated up and I spent the night at her place, only to wake up to an empty house and no clothes... She had taken ALL of my clothes, including my underwear, with her to work.
hititandhitit . 2y ago His lunch was absolutely all over his face and hands. Everywhere. Не also got up THRICE from the table to go to the bathroom but came back messy each time.
bluecrowned . 2y ago dude spent the whole date talking about how he used to sell cocaine

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