33 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 14, 2025

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33 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 14, 2025

It can be exciting to learn the lore behind some of television’s finest moments, but sometimes the story is as simple as, “We had this idea, and then we did it.” Unsurprisingly, this is exactly how Danny DeVito ended up as a greased-up goblin in “A Very Sunny Christmas.”

On a recent episode of The Rich Eisen Show, Rob McElhenney had the pleasure of recounting his favorite DeVito stories, and revealed that when it came to the infamous episode that still haunts Always Sunny fans, DeVito was more than ready for his oily couch emergence.

“When we asked him to do it, he said, ‘Yeah!’” McElhenney remembered, before going on further to explain the inspiration behind the scene. “I said, ‘Danny, I wanna show you a video,’ and it was a video of a giraffe being born, and I said, ‘I wanna recreate this.’ And before I even hit play, he said, ‘No, I’ll do that.’”

While some are more than game to spring into action at a moment’s notice, others are less enthusiastic about being put on the spot. During Michelle Obama’s recent appearance on Good Hang with Amy Poehler, the former First Lady opened up about being a bit put off by the impromptu fitness challenge she endured on The Ellen DeGeneres Show in 2012.

“She challenged me to a push-up competition. I’m the First Lady! And she heard I worked out, and she was like, ‘Do you want to (have a contest)?’ So I’m on her show doing push-ups, and I did more push-ups than her, but she still says that I didn’t go down all the way.”

The experience sounds somewhat demeaning, but it’s comforting to know that Ellen’s reign of terror wasn’t solely relegated to members of her staff.

Thankfully, the funniest people on Twitter aren’t afraid of the spotlight, and their tweets are anything but terrifying. As proof, here are today’s most hilarious posts, which include those about first dates, a dog you have to meet and the natural alternative to Prozac.

= @angelicax0 . 1 14h O ... this is my reaction to everything in my life rn GIF 14 4.3K 17K del 169K
Keys @u_n_locked. 17h ... If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my Has $70 2 282 2.3K 26K
nine @atlanticesque . 1 14h s ... I love all my equally. urbanists earlier that day.. I don't care for cyclists 21 313 6.8K 148K
Jared Ghost Dog Denn... @PlayaJar... 19h G ... I have a porn addiction but for alcohol 12 347 3.8K del 56K
garshmo @garshmo May 13 ... We dated as friends 104 5.3K 43K del 1M
Dok @Dok845 May 13 G ... Put more humans in the meat #PutMoreHumanslnTheMeat Professor Shit @BigSkibidiRizz May 13 e Save Insider Paper @TheInsiderPa... .18h G ... IP JUST IN - McDonald's announces a plan to hire 375,000 employees across the U.S. this summer - NBC 116 327 1.2K 105K Kathy Follow @kwright412 Quit putting humans in your meat. @McDonalds 8:43 PM 5/12/25 58 Views 1 1 11 1.1K 12K del 227K
Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz.23h O ... Pop Tingz Idc DDG @PontiacMadeDDG May 11 before u hit post on your hate tweet, realize this who u hatin on just a kid following his dreams e Save 266 5.4K 110K del 2M
danishka @chaosfetishist . 23h ... been single for a year i am ready to enter a situationship that makes me want to kill myself 35 909 8.5K 124K
:( @itsoverkitten . 16h ... Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I'm in the living room who knows where I'll go next 13 2.8K 16K 195K
chaotic memes @memechaotic • 3h ... P Save 10:23 PM Stop texting my gf. Chill bro, she is dating both of us. You are my boyfriend in law. Aa 10 170 4.3K del 122K
your friend ty @bobo_circus . 20h ... i feel like when RFK dies we're going to open up his body & realize he was being piloted by maggots and worms for the last 15 years of his life. the official coroner's report will say death by Oogie Boogie Syndrome 13 392 6.5K 55K
chaotic memes @memechaotic - 5h G ... when the homeless man is begging U for money but youre lowkey in the same financial situation just with a harder fit 13 389 8K 204K
@sonohoor May 13 ... my version of flirting is looking at someone i find attractive multiple times and hoping they're braver than me 71 7.5K 54K 768K
@nauseahassan 10h ... the bastardization of em dash by chatgpt....this attack on true writers everywhere...alas the ellipses endures uncorrupted...the final trace of human touch.... 3 1.9K 9.9K 104K
@cryst6ls 4h ... good morning e Save 1 love it when... My pills kick in! 14 187 del 7.5K
Luhaenten @luhaenten May 13 ... I am going to ki-  kiss myself. Because I am very good. Very ardent. And I deserve nice things. 6 1.6K 11K del 103K
chance @chanceposts . 15h ... OTEONS DUDES BE LIKE being nice is pointless MY BROTHER spreading joy is IN CHRIST the whole point Sunday @hayin_uAvu May 11 Unfortunately there is no benefit in being a good/nice guy.
BraunMuse @ChrisBraunMuse. 15h ... O The main reason I hate OKC is because all the players look peculiar as hell 141 642 18K 849K
ned! @nedsore . May 12 ... why do you have a gap in your resume idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that 215 17K 185K 2.9M
Grug @GRUGCEL 19h ... that one homie you cannot believe isn't gay 110 1K 10K del 200K
P Quantavius Nutsack @dirtyharrypussy - 5h O ... e Save M COME MEET BUDDY THE VAPE DOG 19 1.1K 12K 241K
the snotty hottie @csweens147.19h G ... got bored and jumped in a conservative debate discord server to see if i could handle this and i've been in here for 3 hours cleaning house. should i go on jubilee Sarah Stock t @sarahcstock May 11 The community HATES when you bring up fecal incontinence stats! SURR Anti-LCBTQ+ policies are anti-Christian UNDED and anti-American. 0:19 208 2.1K 92K 4.3M
grace @ghof01 . 1 18h ... does someone want to come over and do this with me later - Ilove you. - Again. 337 9 4.7K 95K
gator @mrdarcyisasimp May 13 ... One time I dated a guy that I was so out of his league his parents accused me of being a hooker 22 159 4.6K 65K
John Attridge @John_Attridge May 13 ... People sometimes ask me when to use that and when to use which. Interestingly, there is no known rule for this. Unless you were born with the instinctive ability to tell which one sounds right, like I was, you will simply never know 57 288 5.1K 93K
mary @fangedmoomina : 22h ... stop moving to Berlin. You can do ecstasy and wear a leather jacket in the city you live in 58 2K 23K 422K
Green Can @aGreenCan 17h ... first date idea we both Try 8 1.3K 7.9K del 94K
K Q @IbaraEleven 20h ... Good news everyone CBS News @CBSNews May 13 The universe is poised to die much faster than previously thought, according to new research. cbsn.ws/4jSAGIZ 21 427 4.1K 63K
Remove from Bookmarks matt @mattjoans May 12 ... How about 8 applications and an interview Jag @JagerWatson - May 12 How about 8 inches and thick?!? 79 5.1K 84K 2.3M
Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode 23h O ... RHA Ozempic? Try Marlboro Prozac? Try Miller lite Adderall? Try White Monster There is always a natural alternative to everything.
pbr @Rockybalbonga1 - 1 18h Gas station perc got me feeling like foghorn leghorn 7 224 2.2K 40K
Pinkiescent @Pinkiescent_ May 13 ... Just did a zoom interview and at the end when they asked me if had a question i asked them What would be a reason you wouldn't hire me and they were too stunned to speak. The moderator lady ended up saying none so if i get rejected I'll use this recording in a court of law 158 4.2K 34K 760K
Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY-May 12 siri, text kitten.. the pharaoh is coming home 43 4.8K 46K 914K

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