38 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, May 13, 2025

‘We got McDonald’s Sushi before GTA VI’
38 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, May 13, 2025

Robert A. Wilson may be best known for fathering actors Andrew, Luke and Owen Wilson, but the late Texas public television executive is responsible for establishing yet another pop-culture institution as well: bringing Monty Python across the pond.

Eric Idle recently reiterated the elder Wilson’s role in introducing his comedy troupe to American audiences, detailing how they got their stateside start on KERA, Dallas’ public television station, thanks to the Wilson family patriarch. “They loved it,” Idle recalled of Texans’ reactions to Monty Python’s Flying Circus. “Ran for maybe 30 years so several generations discovered it. Thank you PBS.”

Speaking of notable cultural exchanges, Pope Leo XIV, the Chicago-born Pontiff may have brought Peanuts to Vatican City. In a now-viral 2020 re-tweet, the Pope expressed his apparent penchant for Snoopy, sharing a Spanish-language comic poking fun at our collective stupidity“But Snoopy, there are many people who are smart!!” Charlie Brown exclaims, per an English translation of the post.

“Of course, but most of them are asymptomatic!!” Snoopy fires back.

Just like Pope Leo XIV, we, too, think people are dumb — and sometimes, really, really funny about it. Case in point: Today’s funniest tweets, which include those about the “four horsemen of picky eaters,” gatekeeping fits and reverse-voodoo-ing Jalen Brunson.

horse dentist @equine_dentist - 17h S ... just went number 4 30 1K 18K 337K
a @aallleeexxxxxx1 . 1 18h ... having a pretty rough day. if all the celebrities recorded themselves singing the song Imagine and sent it to me i would feel a million times better 3 560 13K 148K
ned! @nedsore 18h ... why do you have a gap in your resume idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that 7 100 1.7K 20K
breakfast @ouchowwie . 22h ... saying ur in an open relationship when neither of yall fuck other people is crazy like your relationship is slightly ajar at best 10 504 12K 179K
Jenni @hashjenni 21h O ... Parents: back in our days we didn't go to therapy Me, fighting the urge to say It shows 72 10K 76K del 908K
chaotic memes @memechaotic. 22h O ... vintage-soleil lurkerwithcomputer Follow 12 For being a shadow and two dandelions, that is a surprisingly unnerving image. 76 1.7K 39K 357K
Maybe: Nick @other_st_nick. 22h ... If I was married I would probably tweet something like OnlyFans? Sorry I'm only a fan of my wife 27 499 7.3K 107K
tia @tiadeeznuts . 17h ... sometimes i say and i've always said this when i haven't. in fact, sometimes it'll be my first time saying this. i'm so sorry 29 2.1K 23K 329K
Out of Context Huma... @NoContextHu... 7h s ... The Four Horsemen of picky eaters 39 69 2K 142K
roo @rootemperature . 14h ... i told this guy i was italian & irish and he said mixed women are so beautiful 15 101 2.9K 50K
crunch @porcelainfruit.20h ... i'm sorry you're having a bad day it's probably because you failed one of your rituals or forgot about a superstition 12 847 7.5K del 89K
@ManMil... . 14h G ... Images That Make You Feel P... sybil grimalkin ... @joblessthursday Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz. 1d It's easy to think of Italy as nothing more than spaghetti, garlic bread, and parmesan cheese. But a quick look at their history reveals they invented fascism 14 1.2K 18K del 166K
ash @heythatsmeash . 14h ... *on a date* godddd I wish I had an exoskeleton. What do you think you're gonna order 387 4K 42K
legit gaming leaks @gaming_leaker 22h ... Grand Theft Auto VI will likely involve some sort of criminal activity within its storyline. 1K 3.9K 107K del 2.2M
krill @anthraxp1mp 18h ... Can I come over and throw up and die 28 3.6K 17K 332K
tavi FWA @Yaboitavi 21h S ... SOON Love the Atlanta airport because this is so hard 11 0:05 pro this GET 1K 25K 113 391K
claire @rosiekennedyxx . 1 15h ... when I send the salute emoji I mean it in the sluttiest most submissive way 10 388 3.9K 66K
The Unahugger @ned_flaczynski . 2 22h ... I was raised by a single mother. And a single father as well. They were married, but there was only one of each 7 457 8.5K del 65K
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps. 16h G ... Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes Lake Superior Lake Huron Lake Ontario Lake Michigan Lake Erie Lisa Likes Licking Lettice Lightly. Lake Superior Lake Michigan Lake Huron Lake Erie Lake Ontario 123 785 18K 448K
NO CONTEXT HUMA... @HumansNoCont... 20h s ... We got McDonald's sushi before GTA 6 her:i want McDonald's M me: 277 1.1K 10K del 3.9M
Images AI Could Never Re... @imagesaico... 1h s ... r/lies Join u/tobi...rco666 6d Dm me for free ROBU... How do I fix my computer? 41455 WYBALL I was using it and then it just did this what do I do?? 112 1.6K 16 14K
clare @sadderlizards.20h ... i first met my wife when she attacked me during a full moon 18 992 7.4K del 166K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss . 14h s ... how I feel saying I'll see to plans I am 100% not attending 10 986 7.7K 86K
Rebecca @RebeccaChasen 13h ... IT WORKED Rebecca @RebeccaChasen 20h This girl on TikTok is reverse voodoo dolling jalen by icing his ankles and i'm so here for it + NEW 381 ... 14 getting Jalen ready for tonight's game You reposted 8 Use template darmi 14 143 4K 87K
just a @F466OT.23h O ... Coworker said I got a little color bc the sun made me pink walking to work Me when I remember is an island TikTok @ landofpod 0:13 27 1.4K 39K 801K
bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid • 2 23h O ... Michael Jordan back at work?! Recession indicator !!!!! w SPORTS Yahoo Sports ! @YahooSports May 12 BREAKING: Michael Jordan will be joining the NBA on NBC and Peacock as a special contributor, the network announced. ! BREAKING NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS 281 10K 83K 4.3M
Natalie @jbfan911 - 15h G ... Sipping on that Brian Diet Coke- Brian b Mit 31 596 13K del 173K
Daily Memes @thedailymemes_.2h ... vanillecannellemiel Follow ... Every protein bar is called something like double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch and tastes like clay and sawdust 2 80 1.1K 29K
chaotic memes @memechaotic 2h ... me eating @boltsfood embarrassed bc i'm walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to@me and it looks like we're together 12:18 PM 02/01/2022 from Manhattan, NY Twitter for iPhone 27K Retweets 3,020 Quote Tweets 402K Likes DL sadEmoji @molap8.2d yOwO Replying to @boltsfood did you consider that maybe the rat is embarrassed too 20 562 20.5K 4 194 4.1K 73K
i am @broken 16h s ... When I was 13 I was so angry about everything, I realize now i was completely right 31 3.2K 15K del 186K
krill @anthraxp1mp 23h ... I haven't nae naed since the Incident 7 1.2K 9.4K 140K
michael @FilledwithUrine . 2 22h ... sex playlist is nothing but sea shanties 60 1.7K 16K 287K
Punch Cat @PunchingCat . 14h s ... Bothersome creature Display 26 1.7K 25K 269K
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme 12h ... CHETAKA Me who's The cashier who wants been feeling lonely lately to start a small talk with me 40 1.2K del 42K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss.4h G ... ABORDAN me realizing im not mysterious i simply just don't know how to talk to people 9 150 1.4K del 23K
Jhonny** @JhonnyWhite69 - 3h G ... Fit so hard I had to gatekeep it 275 4.8K 50K del 766K
Tee 8 @_RealTee. 21h ... People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk. 242 5.8K 39K 795K
Wild TikToks с G ... @wildtiktokss . 6h Get me outta this class bro 11 48 1.2K 29K

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