31 Funny Tales of Personal Embarrassment
Even as birth control and prophylactics may serve as folks’ primary methods of contraception, one Redditor had a saucier idea for practicing safe sex: using condiments.
During a high school hookup, one Redditor decided to do the responsible thing, reaching into their pocket and grabbing protection before getting it on with their crush. The only problem with their move? It wasn’t actually a condom. It was a McDonald’s ketchup packet — the contents of which were now coating their partner’s hair. “Those rigid edges got me at 17,” they recalled of their pocket mix-up.
That said, accidentally covering your partner in fast-food ketchup is far from the only humiliating blunder folks have faced. Below, other Redditors share their most embarrassing moments, the wildest of which include farts, faceplants and Red Lobster visits.
