35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, May 12, 2025

Less than a year after we discovered how many Lowes a Rob Lowe could rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes, there’s yet another fact we now know for certain about the Parks and Recreation alum: how many fistfights he sparked between David Spade and Chris Farley.
In a clip from The Rich Eisen Show, Lowe detailed just how much the two comedy legends adored him while filming 1995’s Tommy Boy, revealing that the pair even came to blows over enjoying a spa day with him. “The big fight was because I came into the hotel after shooting. Spade was not shooting that day but Farley was, and Farley and I did a sauna and a jacuzzi,” the actor recalled. After Farley recounted his relaxing spa trip to Spade the next day, the pair started swinging, physically fighting over the St. Elmo’s Fire star like he was “the girl.”
Meanwhile, Tom Segura’s mom had an equally negative reaction to Segura’s new Netflix show, Bad Thoughts. In a special Mother’s Day screening of the upcoming series, she refused to mince words about her son’s work, denouncing it as “an insult to humanity.” “I am beyond vomit,” she exclaimed after watching a clip of the black comedy, set to hit the streamer on Tuesday.
Unlike Segura’s mom, we hope these tweets have you beyond laughter, the funniest of which are about the enigma of “leftover bacon,” knocking on laminated particle boards and Swedish Fish and chips.


































