32 People Share Their Biggest ‘I Messed Up’ Moments

‘When I pulled 3 THICK letters from the IRS out of my mailbox’
32 People Share Their Biggest ‘I Messed Up’ Moments

While most folks would spend $50,000 on a nice vacation, a new car or a singular carton of organic eggs from Whole Foods, one Redditor had a different idea upon receiving such a princely sum: tossing it directly in the trash.

Initially convinced that accidentally pitching the five-figure cashier’s check wasn’t “a big deal,” they quickly discovered how wrong they were, learning the difference between a cashier’s check and a regular check while sorting through garbage in the wee hours of the morning. “My dad and I went down around midnight and tore open all the garbage bags in the dumpster,” they wrote of their high-stakes game of hide and seek, one that ultimately had a happy ending. 

The same, however, can’t be said for several other folks who massively screwed up in other ways. Here are other Redditors’ biggest “I messed up moments,” the wildest of which include broken bones, fires and “THICK letters from the IRS.”

Calligaster 2y ago Edited 2y ago I worked in a commercial kitchen. I had just finished making and plating hundreds of deviled eggs. As I moved them into the walk -in, the cart wheels caught on the lip and sent ALL OF THEM straight on the floor. Edit. Forgot to mention, this was the first day with the new head chef Share 6.6K ... + More replies
frank-sarno 2y ago I managed to destroy a $4k piece of test equipment by connecting the wrong leads. For the briefest of moments the screen showed an overvoltage warning... That's when I knew. 7.1K Share ... + More replies
LordBaranof . 2y ago I threw away a cashier's check for $50,000. I didn't think it would be a big deal, didn't understand the difference between a cashier's check and a regular check. We had thrown the trash in the dumpster at work, so my dad and I went down around midnight and tore open all the garbage bags in the dumpster before we found it. 1.5K Share ...
 2y ago I'm a research chemist and dropped a small lump of sodium hydride - it has the consistency of moist fine sand but also can set itself on fire if there's too much humidity on the floor. This lump must have landed on a singular drop of water as it instantly burst into flames and launching little flamey blobs everywhere. Thankfully it was small enough that it burned out in a few seconds and I deny any knowledge of the little scorch mark on the lab floor. Share 1.9K ...
dglaw . 2y ago Used to downhill skate pretty regularly, took my time and had some safe spots away from traffic. Took a tumble once and popped up on my feet but my right leg crumbled. Looked down and my right foot was doinked 90° to the left. I done fucked up was running through my head 100x every second for weeks Share 7K ...
WooWoolnsaneCatPosse 2y ago I was a lead in a play for a theatre company, came down with an intense cough, decided to see a doctor, they prescribed me a cough suppressant, I figured if the recommended dose worked then more than the recommended dose would work even better. Drank half a bottle of DXM syrup two hours before going on stage and accidentally had an out of body experience in front of a full house. I was young, naive and very high. Director wasn't too happy about it. 369 Share ...
Tempus-dissipans . 2y ago My first marriage. First day of the honeymoon. We are at a nice sightseeing spot. I take a photo of him in front of a memorial. After taking the photo, I say: Oh, I think I cut of your feet in that shot. Не throws a total fit about it. That's when I realized, I fucked up marrying him. 5.8K Share ...
mtndew314 2y ago I was riding electric scooters with some friends and they thought to ride down a hill covered in potholes. I hit a pothole going like 20mph and got some air. This was the I fucked up moment It was like the intro to a movie. Slo-mo, me mid- air, you're probably wondering how / got in this situation. My shoulder took most of the impact and broke in 2 places. It still hurts some days even years later. After landing and moving to a bench nearby my vision just completely went for 1 minute or so. Share
foamingdogfever . 2y ago Police raiding my house for hacking offences. 2.9K Share ... + More replies
k_trojan9 . 2y ago Drinking because of my severe anxiety and depression. Ignoring my wife telling me to get help which eventually led to her filing for divorce. Two months in since filing, and I am so self-aware now that I am filled with regret everyday. 3.5K Share ... + More replies
Mellopiex 2y ago I decided to scrape out old, stale brownies that had hardened to the pan with a knife. The thought flicked through my mind a fraction of a second before the knife slipped out of the pan and plunged into the center of my palm. Side note: after that, the knife was always darker where it had been inside my hand. Anyone know why? Another side note: 5 years later, guy broke in my house and tried to kill me with that very same knife! 6.9K Share ...
 . 2y ago Step 1: go make lemonade in the 5 liter tank, it was summer and there were 6 of us in the house so we needed it Step 2: the sugar and the salt are in two identical containers Step 3: regret existing Share 231 ...
 . 2y ago Sleeping with my moms boyfriends daughter 3.3K Share ... + More replies
TheDarkDolphin88 . 2y ago Thinking I could fix someone with the power of love after they laid out every major red flag for me to see. 18yo me was dumb. 1.7K Share ... + More replies
davmoha . 2y ago When I was a kid, I stuck a .22lr bullet in between tree bark and proceeded to hit it with a hammer. The hammer went flying and my cuticles were bleeding. Lesson learned. 962 Share ... + More replies
TillDeathDolGame 2y ago I opened a hot radiator in a rush. On a front loader. 16L of coolant blew out on me. Still drove myself back to the shop. Ended up with 3rd degree burns on like 80% of my body. Recovery was hell. Morphine IV was pretty nice though. Don't recommend. Share 201 ...
IFeel_like_a_person_ . 2 2y ago When I said orgasm in the middle of class in the 4th grade. I didn't know what it meant. 1.4K Share ... + More replies
Lucifurnace . 2y ago Told my immediate superior that i wouldnt pass urinalysis, got processed out of a 80k/yr job with the Navy, then my urinalysis came back clean... FUCK. 1.9K Share ...
StarkhouseStark 2y ago When I was a kid I was playing hide and go seek and wedged myself between the washer and dryer that are in front of the toilet, in the bathroom of my friends house. I thought it was the best spot. The seeker came in the bathroom twice and didn't see me. Then, my friends mom came in the bathroom and started pooping. I didn't make the split second decision to get out before that happened so I stayed still. Until we locked eyes... Share 498 ...
Buroda 2y ago Edited 2y ago Bought wood panels to reinforce the bed. The wood panels came in two types, denoted by a small anagram in the product name. Never realized that one acronym meant wood panels and the other meant wood panels that are extremely toxic, never use these inside for the life of you. Guess which I got. 647 Share ...
eporc5769 . 2y ago I went turkey hunting with my new father in law this morning. We drank a shit load of beer and ate Indian food the night before. I shit my camo overalls so badly that it filled up my boot and I left a trail on the 5 mile hike out of the woods ...... this morning 2.3K Share ...
TrailerParkPrepper e 2y ago drinking, drinking, more drinking, drunk did some shit that I never should have did. they closed the cell door behind me. 1.8K Share ... + More replies
HappinesslsAWarmSpud . 2y ago Was at work at a doggy daycare that overbooked their large dog room. Went to break up a fight between a pit and lab mix. Tried to pull my citronella spray but lost my footing and fell on my back between them. As I was falling I knew I had fucked up. The lab mix ripping a quarter of my face off confirmed that I had fucked up. 111 Share ...
 . 2y ago Sleeping with my best friends ex a day after they broke up. Really made me questioned my morality and the person I wanted to be at the time. 2.1K Share ... + More replies
WinterDawnMI . 2y ago Cheating on my husband with a coworker because he cheated on me first with a coworker. 1.4K Share ... + More replies
Inner-Dependent-1953 . 2y ago broke the academic integrity rule at my university, within a competitive program of a 6% acceptance rate. i was desperate during an exam even after dedicating many days and hours to studying, eventually i was told to come into my professors office and they told me they saw me using my phone on the security cameras. needless to say, i fucked up. Share 771 ...
balakrig77 . 2y ago Had my car window open. Wife poked her head through the window to say something to our kids. I instinctively closed the window. My dumbass expected my wife to remove her head but didn't and when she did the window was already too far...her neck got bruised and that is how I royally fucked up. Kids were laughing their pants off. Wife didn't see the funny side. 538 Share ...
buttloada . 2y ago Heroin Share 260 ... + 4 more replies
marie_melissa_h . . 2y ago when I pulled 3 THICK letters from the IRS out of my mailbox. 193 Share ... + More replies
alexis_deadLOL . 2y ago Taking a math exam and realizing that I did not know a single thing on it because I haven't payed a single bit of attention in math class since 5th grade. Share 183 ... + More replies
Bellamiles85 . 2y ago When I was out of a long run, miles away from home and the diarrhoea cramps started. 159 Share ... + More replies
Massiv_v 2y ago The moment my drill Sgt in basic said i hope you didn't join because bush said the war was over .. because ya going straight to Iraq !  even then I was naaaa.... Bush said it's over. Needless to say I was In Iraq in less then a year from that point. 136 Share ... + More replies

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