35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, May 9, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, May 9, 2025
Mohammad @MargBarAmerica 19h ... my review of popes' names in my lifetime: john paul: similar to sean paul so i i like it benedict: grotesque francis: very kind sounding leo: orange cat name, bastards but endearing 6 190 5.7K 76K
Patrick Fisackerly @fisackerly 20h ... Chicago Pope praying like, Oh, M'Lort. 2 225 3.8K 91K
Disgraced Meteorologist @STRONG_PISS.4 4h ... Beautiful sunrise from the beer & wine aisle craft beer CERVEZA ARTESANAL 6 5 GUESTICAM WALNUT AVE I 1 beite wines - 10% OFF AND .. of - - Business 11 341 5.4K del 62K
Jaythechou @jaythechou 8h ... NBC NEWS PADDINGTON BEAR ACCIDENTALLY ELECTED POPE LIVE ELECTION OF THE POPE Pope Crave 26 1.3K 11K 167K
O onion @juulrat 17h ... How do i respond to this 4:16 5G 63 Snapchat 156 Mother > Today 4:12 PM used to think clowns smashing cream pie on people's faces was a hilarious prank until I realized that too, have been cream pied by clowns + Text Message SMS 36 143 80K 5.8K
Tom Bonier @tbonier . 22h ... I'll be damned, the tariffs worked. We're even making Popes in America now. 68 2.3K 38K 1M
bald ann dowd @ali_sivi 21h ... on sunday we will find out that nathan fielder helped the cardinals rehearse their conclave 2 131 3K 66K
Alison Herman @aherman2006.2 22h ... we thought it would be pizzaballa...in fact we got a deep dish pizza baller 1 148 3.5K del 41K
Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo. 17h ... The world literally has no idea the size of the chip Chicago will now have on its shoulder for the next 15-20 years. 60 289 6.9K 137K
Nat Purser @NatPurser 20h s ... we love an understated pope ... works at iglesia católica indeed Robert Prevost 172 friends Add friend ~ Message ... Posts Photos Details Works at Iglesia católica 4 340 10K 133K
@imagesaico... 14h 0 Images Al Could Never Re... ... Alan Resnick @alanresnicks Found a nude photo online 5:28 p.m. 11 May 16 Twitter for iPhone 143 Likes B5 Retweets Neil Cicierega @neil... 11 May 16 Replying to @alanresnicks report it. Police.com 3 15 1 64 1.2K 21K 176K
22 choker @2Choker r May 7 ... people who ask can I call you are so sweet. Like obviously you cannot but so sweet 187 25K 170K 2.9M
Rock solid S @ShitpostRock·1 13h ... How tf did they build this without any Marlboro 89 comments They had camels idiot Fat_Checker 2d 318 13 31 33K 1.4K 369K
no context memes @weirddalle . 20h ... crossroadsbishounen Follow ... Jul 9 please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris 40 1.5K 26K del 259K
No Context Shitposting @NoContextCrap May 8 ... The genie when he grants me a 6th wish out of sheer curiosity and I wish for a 6th beer 0:09 102 5.4K 92K del 2.1M
@King_Sukunaaa a.23h O ... King Sukuna She got her thinking cap on butch @heisthejoker.23h Knitted brain beanie ١٣٨٣ Gamdom GAMBLE 4XC - 159 7.9K 129K del 2.7M
i like food @messedupfoods . 14h s ... yum, this bomb pop tastes like cherries WOW this lime flavor is so refreshing blue raspberry, my favorite! I am a beaver yeetboh.yeetpants 13 687 11K del 118K
The Notorious J.O.V. G ... @whotfisjovana 18h Me anytime my knee is close because I don't get to see it often 949K 3 446 6.2K 87K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss . : 3h G ... TV came with a whole living room set 100 6 125 2.1K del 28K
THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU S... @SHITF... .21h s ... BRUH Fit to go steal someone's lunch money 363 8.5K 137K 1.5M
chaotic memes @memechaotic16h G ... + Saving this worm from drying out on the 905.8K concrete just in case it's someone's girlfriend ... 3400 28.0K 13 737 16K del 173K
O ... Flappr @flapprdotnet.2 20h Pope Leo is going to dye Trevi Fountain green for St. Patrick's Day. HON MAE DEN BIGTIG LIE 32 1.4K 30K dJ 734K
Dan Shafer ... @DanRShafer The Popemobile just cut you off on I-94 2:31 PM May 8, 2025 207.1K Views 21 901 16K 405
i like food @messedupfoods 13h O ... Corporations be like: PLEASE DON'T FORM A UNION www .BigMamasPizza 19 280 5.8K del 79K
no context memes s ... @weirddalle 6h د with Nionod 12 kJ/3 kcal Picl 2 2KJ/0 kcal picl Beef Patty 1,932 kJ/464 kcal 36 694 17K dil 179K
Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter • 2 20h ... Anyone find it odd that Green Bay Wisconsin was just consumed by locus and plunged into a thousand years of famine? 10 390 8.3K 154K
i like food @messedupfo...* 19h s ... BAKER'S EDGE VAT19 Edge Brownie Pan for edge lovers 16M views 15y ago ...more CAT19 Vat19 10.1M Subscribe 113K Share Remix Ask Comments 14K Oh man I hope this doesn't get misinterpreted 15 years later 32 1.8K 46K 542K
@B0Y_TROY.1d S ... lift that bang up for me telecells @telecells.2d 31 but look 18 5.6K 8.1M 175 244K
no context memes @w... 11h s ... CIVI WHAT THE FUCK We are 25 - and to our casterol environmental KFC Pepsi Chicken account MATURE 17+ & Intense Violence M Blood and Gore Language ESRB 2023 In-Game Purchases / Users Interact WHAT THE FUCK IS IN MY DRINK 60 1.6K 33K 349K
Wild TikToks с @wildtik... 18h s ... Great Value Witchen D, Whole Mik Part - I Nutrition - Facts - Sample 150 5 San Redun am litting cap m (240mL) Total Cars / 21 2 my j 25% - No. - - - My brother told me he did this so it would fit in the fridge 6 62K 166 5.3K
valentine @tinyaltgirl. 1d one thing that's funny about an antivax childhood is that they genuinely don't know what to do with you when you come into a clinic at 18 and are like hi could i have I all of them please 307 5.7K 192K del 3.7M
G ... Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove • 7h If I bite into a donut and there's cheesecake inside I might start crying tears of joy, and I'm not playing. Chef @chefsevenn May 8 Churro Cheesecake Donuts 149 8.2K 49K del 1.7M
The President @AshleyMakgatho May 8 ... Marrying a strict woman so you can be the fun dad >>> 187 8.6K 61K 2.5M
++ bugbug + + @bugbug000 - May 8 G ... milady 339 26K 239K del 4.1M
soup girl @jasminericegirl . 16h ... i i was born in the right generation. i love taco bell and vibrators 9 558 4.9K 126K

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