46 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of May 5, 2025

‘Was the pope born in Chicago sounds like a joke from the ‘40s’
46 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of May 5, 2025

While most stars paid tribute to the rich history of Black Dandyism with their Met Gala outfits, theater producer Jordan Roth may have had another muse in mind with their stunning LaQuan Smith look: the Benadryl Hat Man

This is who shows up when you take 3 Benadryls,” Twitter user @holy_schnitt captioned a now-viral snap of Roth’s daffodil-carpet getup.

Even with this uncanny resemblance to the internet’s favorite antihystamine-fueled hallucination, the Broadway celeb was far from the only one who found their headwear to be the butt of the timeline’s joke. Legendary designer Vera Wang also landed in the hot seat for her hair-raising decision to wear a seemingly-unfinished hairpiece. 

“Threw the wig in the sky and told her head to catch it,” observed @nikanashema.

But the Met Gala was just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this week’s best disses. Here are the funniest burns from the past seven days, the most scalding searing Mayo jar glasses, the Chicago pope and Anna Wintour’s straight hair/wrinkled outfit combo.

G ... Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420 20h Sea arthropods are filled with delicious white meat and not horrifying black goo no context memes @weirddalle May 4 HUMANS Earth anthropods HUMANS Sea anthropods 34 1K 33K del 880K
edna @edna_days . 17h S ... those are leaves POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.23h Tate McRae stuns in new photo: Touching grass. 14 318 11K dil 250K
chaotic memes @memechaotic14h G ... Slowed + Reverb some dumbass *already perfect music* 239 4.8K 81K 1.6M
S proton @ProtonInspector May 3 ... This is what being mutuals with some of you is like. Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson May 2 84 3.1K 71K del 2.1M
Lauren @libralaur . . 17h ... My 6 year old daughter just called me chopped 12 706 11K del 161K
Pookie @PookiesParadise May 3 G ... if u reusing empty mayos as cups u way too deep in the trenches lumi @ilylumii May 3 asked bro for some juice and he came back and gave me this Z HELLMANN'S & EST.1913 REAL MAYONNAISE Made with Cage Free East DOS 655 7.4K 146K del 10M
ANDREJ @Andr3jH 20h ... i i love my FUCKING HATE backpack. YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE so amazing i can carry this weight comfortably fashion 30yo person nani @naniXBT May 3 you a clown if you wear a backpack past age 18 77 430 8.9K del 290K
maia a. crimew @awawawhoami May 4 ... ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a factory worker Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW May 2 Gen Alpha Job Aspirations should terrify us all Don't see a single pie slice with factory worker either... Top 10 Job Aspirations for Gen Alpha Gen Alpha watched influencers make millions from daily vlogs and video game content- now they want a piece of the pie. TEACHER 14% YOUTUBER 32% MUSICIAN 14% PROFESSIONAL ONLINE STREAMER 15% TIKTOK CREATOR 21% SPORTS ATHLETE 15% DOCTOR/NURSE ARTIST 20% 16% MOBILE APP/VIDEO ENTREPRENEUR GAME DEVELOPER 17%
Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts - 2 22h ... Newark air traffic controller, It is not safe. It is not a safe situation right now for the flying public. Don't fly into Newark. Avoid Newark at all costs. The Secretary of Transportation: tacos. Sean Duffy @SeanDuffyWI May 3 Nice to come home on a Friday night to home cooked steak tacos after a long week working at the DOT! #LatinaWife 450 5.9K 54K del 3.3M
tina hand @tinacantdrive May 3 S ... so is windex Michael @CyrusSmileyy_ May 2 She's Not Him is so underrated Playing Next Library 5G She's Not Him E EDENC MILDO Miley.Cyrus Younger Now -3:31 0:03 + LO AUTO LO 19 587 33K del 1M
kiki johnson @kiki_soccer70 . 14h 0 ... Okay Nathan Fielder, you win. I can never try and explain this show to someone again. #TheRehearsal 11 126 2.4K 52K
Images That Make You Feel... @ManMi... May 4 O ... F 5 Awards Walked in to a bar, in Australia. Ordered a beer and then the bartender noticed i'm American. I asked, was it the accent or my choice of Budweiser beer? Не said, because ur the fattest fuck i have ever seen in my life mate ... Reply 3.7k 64 3.7K 108K del 2.2M
mor @moristiko 23h G ... Jesse Pinkman be going through the most life changing events while wearing some shii like this 53 3.7K 76K 1.3M
Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage 12h s ... wint @dril the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous V mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit 7:30 PM 3/9/15 Twitter Web Client 8,249 Retweets 21.3K Likes 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 23h The cast of 'THUNDERBOLTS** revealing the film's actual title 'THE NEW AVENGERS' 0:19 Read our review: bit.ly/ThunderDF 1 112 2.9K 42K
mackenzie thomas @evilmackenzie • 1 14h O ... She's like wait what if we added some poop stains Pop Base @PopBase 15h Charli XCX changes the 'BRAT' album cover on streaming platforms. brat 3 78 3.5K 63K
soapy hadid @soapyhadid 19h ... What happened to saying something is good and you liked it lizzie just got back @candyassets May 5 the rehearsal is the greatest show of the decade and nathan fielder is one of the generation's best artists alive в A 38 66 2.5K del 141K
a @ihcarama 17h ... neyo stuns at the met gala! Media Updates @mediaforupdates - 17h 2 84 3.1K del 69K
Aidan @aidanthereup 18h G ... Ironed her bob but not her outfit... Lo @malbwgaf. 18h Anna Wintour at the #MetGala2025 gettyimages Credit: Dia Dipasupil
zoë rose bryant s ... @zoerosebryant - 2 22h recession so bad they got the cast of a marvel movie out here doing anything for some extra cash 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.22h Sebastian Stan has been spotted replacing 'THUNDERBOLTS** posters with the film's actual title 'THE NEW AVENGERS' Now playing in theaters. FILMED FOR IMAX WAVENGERS LOOSTICH THEATERS II 0:10 9 213 5.9K dJ 116K
ellie schnitt:) @holy_schnitt . 17h S ... this is who shows up when you take 3 benadryls DUDA @saintdemie - 18h exactly gettyimages Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris 9 283 8.1K 394K
O Hanukah Lewinsky @HanukahLewinsk 21h ... i'm your BAD cinderella DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm May 5 4F The cast of 'THUNDERBOLTS** revealing the film's actual title 'THE NEW AVENGERS' Read our review: bit.ly/ThunderDF NET - PLETTER THE 0:11 9 247 7.2K del 219K
Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode May 4 s ... sydney_sweeney kerastase_official Original audio Comments yalealumni 4m Yale Alamni Mommies sorry mommies sorry mommies I promise I will be a good boy 4 Reply savage_mike06 2m @yalealumni ain't no fucking way this is the school that rejected me 2 Reply 2K 31 79K 889K
H @houseofhazel . 15h S ... when the aritzia store manager gets promoted to corporate 165 3.1K 74K 1.6M
s ... arden @pavlyndon - 17h baz kinda look like if steve martin got martin short's whimsy and face lift best of sarah snook @bestofsnook - 18h Sarah Snook and Baz Luhrmann at the Met Gala 12 1K 26K del 699K
KaleTS @cloverbloom_ May 5 G ... I've seen people age gracefully, and people age badly, but this is the first time I've seen someone age evilly @metgalacrave May 5 Karlie Kloss attends the 2025 #MetGala 235 4.2K 126K du 4.5M
neek @nikanashema22h G ... threw the wig in the sky and told her head to catch it met gala 2025 @thewhitelotus May 5 Parody account Vera Wang at the 2025 met gala. #metgala 675 5.6K 80K del 3.9M
- Americana at Brand Me... @americaname... 17h s ... The ride operators at the Mummy ride at Feder THE GALLERA Universal Studios: 13 212 2.8K del 97K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss . 18h S ... HOUST Spot the difference 20 1.1K 24K 165K
evan loves worf s ... @esjesjesj 23h Laughing at the idea that MrBeast is sitting down to write a single word of this #Drama Aler DramaAlert @DramaAlert May 5 MrBeast and legendary author James Patterson are writing a thriller novel together about 100 players trying to win a billion-dollar prize. 118 505 21K 330K
G van haley @vanhaley_yt.1 18h ... me: 29 but i think i look 23 a 23 year old: arent u like 40 16 100 1.8K 29K
G ... Teenjus Stan @miss_ogynistic 20h The two most normal people you went to high school with highiqgf @highiqgfII - I May 5 Me and the guy I pulled by being an insane unstable spoiled bpd neurotic baddie 92 89K 11 4.1K
jana @burntsouffle. 2h ... starting to see what lisy christl meant when she said the real cardinals' robes are too cheap looking to be used in the film POPE @ClubConcrave 6h Pope Crave CRAVE Conclave (2024) vs. conclave (2025) LIVE EWIN 3 194 2.6K del 30K
baby doxxer @youwouldntpost. 1h ... this lady really can't take a shit without letting the world know about it @NancyMace. 7h Nancy Mace Spotted in Austin: All gender restroom. On a recent trip to Texas. Um, no. There are only two. Hold the line. Biology isn't bigotry. 3386 ALL GENDER RESTROOM ٠,٦٩ II 7 42 1.1K del 24K
Drip Intravenous @Maybe_Lj . 23h That first heartbreak gone have you in the psych ward jay @JAYVERSACE - May 7 im 27 never been in a relationship am i chopped? 15K 203K 544 6.9M
We just eating to die at this point q @HeyMizesCarter • 21h NE O ... RCSU S pop. DWICHES tarts ICE CREAM SANDWICHES WBERRY st I mangery . FROSTED ween 1 Ford VE III two STRAWBERRY Last Strawberry B has and - with B 4 PACK 4 4FL OZ SANDWICHES (118mL) PACK TOTAL NET WT 16FL OZ (472mL) KEEP FREZEN 4 FL OZ SANDWICHES (118mL) TOTAL NET WT 16 FL OZ (472mL) 1.2K 6.6K 74K del 3.8M
arianators wildin @arianatorswildt. May 7 ... when does her visa expire Pop Base @PopBase May 7 'Emily In Paris' Season 5 is now in production at Netflix. 531 321K 25K del 8.4M
no context memes @weirddalle . 17h G ... plangi + Jack Black and his son 477.2K 2,953 2,953 comments X Useurname1007 why does it look like his son is taking him to school? 133 5.7K 125K 1.1M
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant. 17h ... Not in my world. Not in the world I'm living in. FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates May 7 The Golden Globes will introduce a 'Best GOLDEN Podcast' category in 2026. GL BE AWARDS. 8 698 13K del 249K
@Cyb4rAnGeL . May 8 G ... bald Andrew Tate @Cobratate . May 7 Youre obsessed with GTA 6 because you have zero cars, women, yachts, money or action in your real life. 352 5.9K 198K 4.8M
M1das @M1das_OW2.1 19h G ... so they're just fat for the love of the game alright isabella @tivent_1 May 7 SEALS HAVE NO TASTEBUDS?? THIS IS so SAD????????? 81 3.9K 105K del 1.8M
drasi @AlalaPosting May 8 Engineers immediately after finishing their undergrad: mau @rllydu . May 7 i i need an evil job. any evil jobs hiring? 114 7.6K 111K 2.4M
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss . 14h G ... Little Bites It's prob only abt 8 muffins in this whole truck 6 336 6.5K 55K
G ... kaycey I yj spoilers @dykellisto2.17h christina looks like she's taking a photo with a fan who won't leave her alone julie @mysteriousricci - 2 21h <3333333333 TECTION 247 11 8.2K 139K
Paul Blest @pblest . 2 22h ... Was the pope born in Chicago sounds like a joke from the 40s 3 95 3.3K 26K
Aes @AesPolitics1 15h ... Не cheated on her with a pornstar FLOTUS Report @MELANIAJTRUMP . 23h Не loves her so much gettyimages Credit: JIM WATSON 2213405101 4.8K 107K 1.1K del 2.4M
chaotic memes @memechaotic19h G ... There's a Universe inside of you Alpha @TallManGashi This is definitely tuberculosis 36 1.5K 38K 367K

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