39 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Bad news for Pattie Boyd, Edie Sedgwick and Brat icon, Julia Fox: Martin Short is coming for your hot girl gig. 

After five decades in the spotlight, Short has finally ventured beyond the confines of comedy, acting and repeatedly dunking on Steve Martin, cementing his status as one of this decade’s most notable muses after his look inspired pop star Kelly Clarkson’s latest single, “Where Have You Been.” “It’s Martin Short’s face,” Clarkson explained of how his performance in Only Murderers in the Building helped her pen her new song. “He says to Meryl Streep’s character in the show, ‘Where have you been?’ He’s, like, in awe,” the American Idol alum remembered. “I was like, ‘Has there been a — has anyone written a song?’”

Meanwhile, in a newly-unearthed episode of the Always Sunny Podcast, Glenn Howerton opened up about “Rowdy” Roddy Piper’s penchant for improv, which led to one of the funniest moments on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. “He had the idea to do a speech, and I think he wanted to improvise a speech,” Howerton recalled of the guest star’s final lines in Season Five’s “The Gang Wrestles for the Troops.” Despite telling his castmates that he intended to get real weird with it during the take, the driver of the police car wasn’t looped in, leading them to drive off shortly into his speech. 

Unlike said driver on It’s Always Sunny, you’ll want to park it for these hilarious Tweets, the funniest of which include those about boyfriend conclaves, Hitachi magic flails and a grocery store for the clueless.