26 Bizarre Fantasies People Regularly Have

‘I want to ride the cow’
26 Bizarre Fantasies People Regularly Have

Though commuting to work is typically a solo activity, one Redditor is far from alone while taking the bus to their 9-to-5.. Enter their X Games-qualifying imaginary friend, a pro biker who boldly rides along with them through every stop — and I mean every stop — of their daily commute. 

“I like to imagine a little man on an off-road bike tearing across the city beside me,” they recalled of their fictitious pal, noting that sometimes he’s piloting a plane or guarding his bus while on duty as a “space marine.” 

Even as it remains unclear where exactly this straphanger conjured their extreme-sport-loving bodyguard, one thing remains certain: They’re far from the only person with hyper-specific daydreams. Here are other wild fantasies Redditors regularly have, the craziest of which include screaming in public, full-fledged construction projects and flying off into space, never to return. 

lovelydaysahead . 6y ago If I'm going to get hit by a car, truck or bus then end up in a coma... loses memory for three days, retain it and pretend to still lose memory just to see how people act around me or whatnot 10K ... + More replies
to_the_tenth_power . 6y ago Reliving different moments of my childhood with my present mindset and knowledge and just imagining how I'd mess with people. 21K ... + More replies
All_Lines_Merge . 6y ago Having a clean house without having to do it myself. 2.2K ... + More replies
Maxwyfe . 6y ago I have a long driving commute and I like to imagine what people are doing in the houses I pass. 1.7K ... + More replies
-Words-Words-Words- 6y ago Building an office in my backyard. I have the option of working from home available to me, but there is no where in my house I would want to work. I don't have any extra rooms and my basement is not somewhere I'd want to spend 8 hours a day. If I built an addition to the house, it would eventually get taken over by family so my options are basically a separate structure that I can work from. I've already gotten plans for a 12X20 cabin that I'd make into an office / space for all my dorky
jerry_funk . 6 6y ago I fantasize fairly regularly about my friends, family, or myself dying tragically and/or heroically. 8.9K ... + More replies
agentaltf4 . 6y ago . Edited 6y ago Just dropping everything and dipping out. Leave all my family and friends behind and heading to some place where no one can find me. I think for a week it would be awesome then I would get sad. At least 2-3 times a week I fantasize about it 19K ...
IrianJaya . 6y ago Edited 6y ago Being invisible and walking around alone at night in really dangerous neighborhoods just for the thrill of it. Edit:. I should clarify that invisible implies that I can't be hurt, trapped, or detected. It's my fantasy after all. And the places I would explore also include abandoned or forbidden places as well as spooky woods and back roads. 3.3K ...
 . 6y ago Edited 6y ago In my town, there's a cow that's up on a rotating pedestal on the side of the major highway. The Coburg Cow. It has been there since before I was born, and it will be there after I die. It's stayed up through hurricanes, and it gets to wear bunny ears at Easter. It is a fixture in my town. I want to ride the cow.
HeinrichLK 6y ago Having encountered Cthulhu during deep space exploration and being too traumatised to express to my friends and family what it is that fucked me up so badly. 4.7K ... + More replies
 6y ago Having enough money to not have to worry 3K ... + More replies
Shithead_Junior . 6y ago Growing up I had a whole imaginary species that grew in the ground like potatoes and I would go dig them up, care for them, train them, and then pretend to adopt them out to people at the grocery when mom drug me along with her. I'm 25 now and still get this itch where I see a spot in the grass and feel like I have to dig it up. I don't, but the thing pops up anyway and follows me around. 6.2K ...
Snowman50 6y ago . Edited 6y ago I really enjoy French bread pizza, and I love to fantasize how about taking that first bite and having it be the perfect temperature and crispiness, without sending the roof of my mouth into the 6th layer of hell Edit: this comment earning me gold feels like when you do a half-assed job at work and your boss gives you a promotion. I'll gladly take it... confusedly! 12K ...
CloseoutTX 6y ago Fantasize is the wrong word, but whenever my wife is a little later than usual picking the kids up from daycare or taking the long drive to her folks I can't help but fear they have been hit & killed by a drunk driver. What would I do if everything I care about is suddenly gone and I wasn't given the luxury of going with them. So far they are like 67-0 on coming home or arriving safely, but the fear remains. 922 ...
Yoinkie2013 . 6y ago Screaming in public. This intrusive thought crosses my mind a few times a week, and I'm not really sure why. My mind just tells me scream bro. Scream PENIS. Or FACEFUCK. Or anything dude, just scream. 2.9K ...
 . 6y ago Being famous. Not Brad Pitt-type famous but famous for inventing something or doing something great and someone recognizes me: Look, it's the guy who invented Reddit. 1.2K ...
Banman3636 . . 6y ago Being an amazing dancer. The kind that the dance floor parts to watch. Think Saturday Night Fever. 636 ... + More replies
whodatdoe91 . 6y ago I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore. I've won the house cup. 12K ... + More replies
Berdiiie . 6y ago Being the president and trying to do a good job. I imagine the speeches I would give, who would take care of the White House cats, trying to be diplomatic. 560 ... + More replies
Dickcheese_McDoog... . 6y ago Edited 6y ago Raising a daughter; having her wrap her tiny little hands around my finger; hearing her babble and coo; making her laugh; hearing her cry and feeling the emotional response of desperately wanting to help/cuddle her; wiping away her drool; having her fall asleep in my arms But I'm still in uni, so not right now 569 ...
KentuckyWallChicken . 6y ago That I have a powerful Dark form with telekinetic powers that I can wreak havoc with. I'm such a nerd. 440 ... + More replies
Scoob1978 . 6y ago 8 hours of sleep a night and an hour to myself to do whatever I want. I have small kids. 182 ... + More replies
SuperTengenToppaGL . 6y ago I fantasize that a monster/evil-doer will appear out of nowhere and I'll instantly manifest a superpower and fight them. 140 ... + More replies
. 6y ago Flying away into space and never coming back. 97 ... + More replies
Spookyredd . 6y ago That my husband cheats on me, and while we're split up, he witnesses a gorgeous guy with an amazing voice singing Beautiful by Bazzi to me on karaoke. 77 ... + More replies
Cpt-Cabinets . 6y ago When I'm on the bus to work, or any transport really, I like to imagine a little man on an off-road bike tearing across the city beside me. Or a Space Marine, or a plane... 37 ... + More replies

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