25 Times People Were Accidental Badasses

Sometimes it just a matter of dumb luck
25 Times People Were Accidental Badasses

Cycling accidents most often result in broken bones, a smashed-up bike or a whole lot of embarrassment. But to one lucky Redditor, a nearly catastrophic crash left them looking more badass than bruised while riding in a crowded neighborhood during a vacation. 

After losing their hat — which was apparently not a helmet — they attempted to hit the brakes, only to discover that the handles controlling the front and back wheel had been switched. Despite flying over the handlebars and winding up in “a front flip from like 15 mph,” they managed to walk away not only unscathed, but looking cool as hell. “I effortlessly jumped off the bike over the handlebars, landed on my feet, picked up my hat and went on my way,” they recalled. “I still have no idea how I pulled it off.” 

But this is far from the only incident when someone stumbled into some sick moves. Other Redditors have shared the wildest times they were accidental badasses, including when they harnessed “the force,” stopped a would-be robbery and inadvertently gave some bullies a taste of their own medicine.

tinyhousebuilder . 8y ago I made $3500 betting on roulette in Vegas. I put down what I thought was one dollar. I was so drunk I had placed a one hundred dollar bill and my number hit. 2K Share ...
JoeNoYouDidnt 8y ago Once, in highschool, two guys were about to start fighting in the cafeteria at the table next to the one I was sitting at. I didn't want to be sitting there while two guys were fighting so | stood up to go to a vending machine, buy a cookie, and wait for it all to blow over. Everyone around took me standing up as a sign that I was going to go over and get in on the fight, so a few guys also stood up, held me back and seperated the other guys while shouting about
zappycanon 8y ago . Edited 8y ago When I was in grade 9, I was really short, skinny, got bullied and beat up often. One day, one of them said something about my mom. I decided to fight back against my bully and I started throwing punches. Little did I know, the principal was standing in front of us. From that day on, no one bullied me at school. Either because punching a dude in the face in front of the principal made me look like a bad ass or a complete psycho. 1.4K Share ...
 8y ago I was biking down the middle of a crowded street in a foreign country once. Hit the brakes hard because my hat had flown off my head. Anyways, it turns out the front and back brakes on a bike are reversed in some countries, so I hit the front brakes. Cue the bike starting to do a front flip from like 15 mph. I effortlessly jumped off the bike over the handlebars, landed on my feet, picked up my hat and went on my way. Still have no idea how I pulled that off to this day.
mason_verger_martini 8y ago When the Phantom Menace came out I had seen it and was describing it to some friends at a party. One of things I was saying was that characters used the force to push/throw things more than in the original trilogy. To illustrate this I pushed my hand out as if using the force and that exact moment the lid of the party host's laundry basket (about 8 feet away) flew off. It mustn't have been on right and the tension just gave way at that moment, but to everyone it looked like I used the force
 8y ago A buddy decided to throw a plastic bottle at me. In that moment I was gonna brush some hair out from my eyes. I perfectly caught the bottle 2 inches from my face. Wasn't even looking in his general direction. Just looked like a casual Neo. - Share 350 ...
 8y ago I knocked out a guy robbing a CVS, the manager was chasing him, he was running down the aisle, trying to get out of the store, i heard the yelling but i wasnt sure where it was coming from, i had just put a case of water at the bottom area of my cart, and as i was getting up i somehow connected with him, his chin to my forehead. Everyone who saw it acted like a was a hero, he was out cold. I wound up with a concussion and a bruise that made me look
 . 8y ago Not me, but my brother when we were 12/13. We were fighting and he threw a pencil ~25 feet and it stuck sharp side in my cheek an inch from my eye. It was painful and could have been bad, but I had to stop and say dude that was bad ass before calling mom. - 781 Share ...
So-What-If 8y ago I've got one! I was walking down my street towards home. About half way I looked over at this house and someone was staring at me from their window. I turned my head away and the wind pushed my hood up over my head. At least I hoped it looked cool because I felt cool when it happened - 1K Share ...
921ninja E 8y ago I went to 4H camp as a kid. There was this one dude who was just a complete dick to me for whatever reason. Не thought it would be funny to shoot an arrow (blunt tip, but could still easily give me a concussion, break bone), I hear him fire and turn towards him and instinctually catch the arrow with my hands like a bad ass. Got me a camp girlfriend. - Share 2.2K ...
McCyanide . 8y ago Fuck, I've been waiting for this thread. I work in retail. A few years ago I was stocking some glass jars on a shelf. One slipped, and I moved my foot in a last ditch attempt to stop it from shattering and I caught the fucker upright on my foot. Still can't believe it to this day. Share 810 ...
crhibs98 D 8y ago Was in cooking class at high school, hands were full with a pan of pasta, sieve falls of the counter so I kicked it back up with my foot, back onto the counter. No one saw it so I was just smiling to myself like an idiot 105 Share ... + More replies
OneSmallHuman 8y ago In secondary school (11-16 in England) cocky year 7/8s (11-13 year olds) were lobbing stuff at a bunch of us y11s. Awful aim, so it wasn't exactly bothering us, and then they started to find their aim. My mate says to me look out and I manage to turn around and catch a water bottle a couple inches from my face. I've never felt more badass in my life if I'm honest Share 99 ...
BURT_MACKLIN_F_B_I . 8y ago YMCA after school program. we played dodgeball. there was a tough bully kid named andrew who was fucking ripped at the age of 10. everybody scattered whenever he threw the ball. well, one time i was caught dead in his sight, he thew the ball and i just stood there and anticipated it. i held me arms out, and it went straight for my belly. i caught it. the whole gym stopped and some random milhouse looking pushover kid immediately went WOOOOAH YOU CAUGHT A BALL FROM ANDREW! and i just stood up and brushed my shoulder like,
EdwardPastaHands 8y ago Worked in retail and went to hand a dude his change but accidentally flicked the coins directly into his hand. To this day I have no idea how i did it, he looked at me like holy shit what just happened. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a total fluke 150 Share ...
DogOnPot 8y ago Year back in, while in the Navy, I was messing around with this masterlock and I bet a coworker I could guess the combo. I've known how to get the first two numbers for years at the time so they weren't all the difficult. When I got to the last one, I just grabbed the lock by the dial and spun it around, grabbed the u-bolt in my other hand, and popped it open. To this day, he has never questioned me when I said I can do something. 236 Share ...
shefoundmyusername .  8y ago I once broke up a fight by farting. I had horrible gas, but wen tout to the bar with some friends anyway. Two meat heads start barking at eachother, shoves get exchanged, I fart next to them, and the both grab their noses look at the other guy and say some equivalent of that's the grossest thing I've ever smelled. Cleared the dance floor, but no one lost a tooth so a win. Share 59 ...
SJWfeedingfrenzy 8y ago I went for the football in a game & because I lack any coordination i wissed the ball & gave the worst bully in our school a black eye that shut his eye & went purple. I thought I was dead however that was the equivalent of a 3 year pass because he thought I did it on purpose My feared reputation followed me to high school until I got belted & and then i was out on my own 44 Share ...
looktothesky13 8y ago This guy was being rude to a lot of girls at a metal show (grabbing at them, trying to throw then forcibly in the pit, etc.). I had gone in the pit and in the middle of it I kicked him square in the balls. I got a free beer out of it from one of the girls so that was nice. 41 Share ...
CubicZircon 8y ago Was visiting a volcano (Stromboli), which I knew to be live, and not my fellow tourists (I had read the guidebook!). Pointed my hand at the crater and said I tell you, any minute now a jet of lava is going to burst from this volcano. Of course it erupted right on this. I happily enjoyed the remainder of my vacation as a Fire Wizard. 39 Share ...
zesty-zebra 8y ago As a kid we had a big beach wrestling tournament at a camp I went to. Pins or ring-outs to win. Tiny, skinny ol' me didn't know how to wrestle. First match I slipped as this hulking mass they called a teenager ran at me. Не tripped over my legs and fell out of the ring. They ruled it as legal. David beat Goliath without effort. I proceeded to get to the final 3 by baiting people into coming at me and tripping them out of the ring. They called me The Flopper. 101 Share ...
bacon_tastes_good . 8y ago I was young, in a club, and the manager asked us to leave because we were being too loud and disruptive. As I was getting up to leave, my foot got caught in one of the rungs of the stool, and as I caught myself, I ended up kicking the stool over. All my friends thought I was a badass for getting mad and kicking the stool over outright. 208 Share ...
PeacefulKnightmare ® 8y ago Caught a light on a film set as it was falling, its cable got wrapped around my leg somehow. I also had to grab the cable with my hand and use all my bodyweight to keep from getting flipped over, so I got praised for the save and scolded for potentially damaging a nearly $1k light. 89 Share ...
ElectricAsian 8y ago When I was out with our university recreation program backpacking I ripped apart a log with my bare hands 68 Share ... + More replies
Dougdahead OP 8y ago I remember back in middle school we were playing dodgeball during gym. I was kind of a space cadet, so I was standing with my hands in my pockets just staring off into the distance when a ball hit me in the chest and it fell and I caught it between my knees. It was thrown by one of the kids that was considered someone you didn't wanna mess with. I felt pretty badass for about 2 hours. Share 64 ...

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