63 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of April 28, 2025

‘Where are all the parking lots?’
63 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of April 28, 2025

Most actors decide to sign onto a show based on the desire to explore a new creative opportunity or bank a fat check. Gilligan’s Island star Natalie Schafer isn’t most actors.

In a newly-unearthed interview, the late Hollywood legend admitted that the real reason she boarded television’s most fateful three-hour tour was finally having the chance to go to Hawaii. “My agent called me, saying, ‘Listen, Natalie, we can get you good money, and you can go to Hawaii where you’ve never been. This will never sell. You don’t have to worry about it,’” Schafer recalled.

The Simpsons is also spilling decades-old secrets. Earlier this week, writer John Swartzwelder offered a behind-the-scenes look at one of the show’s most iconic episodes, sharing some previously unseen snaps taken during the recording of 1992’s “Homer at the Bat.” “Is show business great or what?” he captioned a photo depicting him and fellow writer Jeff Martin posing with “a couple of Boston Red Sox” back in “the summer of 1991.”

As Swartzwelder can attest, recording an amazing episode of television is a great reason to smile — and so are these hilarious tweets from the past week. The funniest included those about a Nintendo Switch filled with ants, Mystery Inc.’s beloved pup and The Rizzler’s inevitable trip to therapy.

s ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 16h fair enough CHERRY + 656.4K Trying to bond with my male cat, but idk what men do for fun so I took him 1,651 to Home Depot 32.4K 10 1.2K 24K del 204K
JAZ @carlaxnxx.20h G ... DON'T EAT AT THE CHUM BUCKET DO @idgaf_ninja . 20h tweet like we live in bikini bottom 34 3.5K 44K 869K
- @internetkendra . 23h s ... You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension ballie ball pit cocktail bar STOREYS ballie 12 97 2.9K 53K
Jeanie @buttforager 20h ... Every airport should have a terminal for people who have apparently never flown before and don't know what's happening and then another terminal for normal well prepared people 27 657 16K 195K
ghostcharm @ghost_charm 17h ... another saturday night gone by Jokes Told 42 Diseases Contracted 3 15 3.5K 52K 637K
old tom @YuckyTom . 20h ... trying to convince my coworkers hailee steinfeld is jerry's niece and she added the 't' to avoid the nepo allegations til my boss sends me home 9 104 4K 40K
jude @OregonMapGuy - 21h ... if I was a dictator I would only rig elections so I get like ~60% nothing crazy 78 594 19K del 261K
G Meg @megannn_lynne - 19h ... feeling insecure about being overdressed then remembering we literally just have this one wild & precious life GIF 12 2.1K 30K del 287K
serena shahidi @glamdemon2004 - 15h ... Just had food so good I had to pull my phone out and read the restaurant's our story page 5 522 14K del 156K
@sonohoor. 12h ... btw you're my i wasn't supposed to tell anyone this but i'm telling you anyway friend 128 2.9K 32K 556K
DeviantPigg @DefectivePigg.3h ... JG 2 RS 2 People > I'm shitting my brains out in a porta potty at mile 13 there's no toilet paper Coach On my way RS Jeffrey Goldberg Hello? This is Jeffery Goldberg, the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic? Not sure how I got added to this but this seems quite intimate so JG I'm going to leave. 5 99 2.8K 30K
N @dearvotion 18h G... Wearing this to a casual hangout. del 85K 19 475 4.5K
Dave @_lnkx_ 14h ... Deuteronomy 14 Study Bible You must not boil a young goat in its mother's milk. k sky @skymutsuko 21h bf just told me he doesn't like to use oat milk with his granola because it's conceptually upsetting to have oats with more oats 51 4K 65K del 1.1M
Andra @BioavailableNd • 19h s ... Why you so quiet? What's on your mind? Summer tomatoes soon 47 2.8K 24K 622K
G ... virgobaby @maybeeevirgo Apr 28 MUB 0V.18 when you clean your room a little too ИАН don't LEED LUS LOTTE Or in was DI THE LA ARTZ 20 g 2015 we your ocuss 27 3K 19K 312K
@imagesaicouldnt - Apr 28 O ... Images AI Could Never Recreate Omar Hash Apr 27, 2007 . My siamese kitties. PooPoo on the left, PeePee on the right. 25 1.4K 17K 204K
helly r. lovebot @milfsonmymind . 1 19h ... you get some amazing texts when people find out you're becoming an intimacy coordinator Today 3:02 PM are moans scripted hey + iMessage 191 16 14K del 154K
elizabeth @peeanofreeeeek.20h O ... matt damon i'm assuming Criterion Collection @Criterion 21h Ben Affleck's Closet Picks! C CRITERION which is-Sounds simple, MAL but I find very resonant, 5:53 37 3.9K 72K del 2M
machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix.14h S ... the knights of the round table: fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel. 15h serving #arthur 12 2.3K 45K del 664K
Icona @iconawrites 20h ... Whenever I see these stressed helicopter parents, I think fondly of my Italian boomer parents who let me read all their books unchecked as they lounged around their house full of nude oil paintings while sipping espresso and somehow smoking three cigarettes at once. 16 184 4.5K 54K
Billy Mays III @infinitethird . 21h ... me too benni boi @bennni_boi E Apr 27 When I was young I took the death of Billy Mays pretty hard 23 402 7.4K del 169K
luaa (-_-)) comms open @playcentermd 16h ... MY NINTENDO SWITCH IS FULL OF ANTS INSIDE WHAT DO I DO GET THEM OUT 780 1.1K 34K du 1.1M
Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais 21h G ... This is a Tim Robinson bit. Mount Fuji climber rescued twice after going back for lost phone 16 hours ago Share Save Joel Guinto BBC News 18 749 26K 548K
once and future wife geist @wife_geist.23h ... losing my CDL because my essay on homoeroticism in whitman is too shallow and derivative First Squawk @FirstSquawk.2 23h WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S. 91 2.7K 41K 1.3M
lexaprofessional @queasy_fbby.4h s ... esquvidu T-Mobile WER 8:57 AM - 4 27% ام x Elmo y esquvidu $20 Listed over a week ago in Houston, TX 7 113 1.8K 41K
lesbian mothman @verysmall... 3h ... went outside without buying an iced coffee 1 265 5.3K del 63K
lindsey ok @lindseyyok.3h ... I'm not mature enough for this New York Mets @Mets. 5h We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner. T IN MEMORIAM SEYMOUR WEINER 24 139 2.9K 136K
s tyler @tybobaman• 16h ... lots of stares at trader joe's today I GOT MY YASS Shops EATENAT THE Outdoor Wird BASS PRO SHOPS PYRAMID MEMPHIS TENNESSEE 367 10K 80 310K
Matt Baker @heyitsmattbaker-22h When Pope Francis lives in an apartment people are like wow so austere so humble but when I live in an apartment it's all why don't you have a couch 8 216 4.2K 54K
Meg @megannn_lynne 19h one must imagine sisyphus happy Hinge Dating App: Match &... H Date Single & Make New Friends 945K Editors' Choice #8 in Lifestyle | Social Hinge. Inc. 24 1.1K 22K 822K
trash jones @jzux .22h forgive me baja for i have blasted 31 2.3K 16K 318K
@ppyowna 1d sorry i overreacted i had i no idea everything would be fine 35 8.4K 37K 579K
S @horrorsthetics Apr 29 the vampira show ... EMBALMING SELF LAGONT always thinking about the cunty boom mic operator from SAW, 2004. PANA PAN 66 6.3K 84K del 1.1M
Alex G ... @ortholexia Apr 29 my retirement plan: 1:52 Woman celebrates 100th birthday ... ALIVE with 5-minute plank 11Alive 149K views 2 weeks ago 16K 1 83 1.6K
O ... Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato - 18h I told my math students they could bring a one-sided cheat sheet and this is what they come up with raise the ds=thildt dA= drugs rdudo and ds= dadv B-day dv-dredy dz= rold d? promy Apdydo Line Integrall (Ex) F=1x3. Jr 30.00 dF-SF (xix) г. 15 Lamper J fixia at AVEN S Fundamental There for ru dt if push 17 мая is stood pash C ALL ٢٠٥f - Green A 362 131K 4.7K the 1.7M
Olive :) S ... @_itsNotOverYet_ Apr 29 learning that biting ppl until they bleed will probably kill them has been like 4 billion 9/11s for me. Luna @LunaEtAstrum Apr 27 girl dinner ST 318 2.3K 57K del 3M
Brett O @SaladinoWRLD Apr 28 ... disgusting. Where are all the parking lots CUBS Wrigley Aerials @WrigleyAerials Apr 28 The view from Wrigley to downtown NEVER disappoints. aer 155 826 52K 4.6M
kaylee!! G ... @kalesus_ coworkers are openly beefing in the office today II GIF 2:18 PM Apr 30, 2025 . 231K Views 7 846 20K 397
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1 Apr 30 ... My takeaway from the end of Mad Men is that Sally Draper will have to deal with the trauma inflicted by her parents for the rest of her life but Bruce Springsteen starts dropping albums in the 70s and that's going to help 41 863 18K 476K
ALI @_alinoman Apr 29 O ... Flat stomach, fatter ass, slim waist, $9 million dollars,and a townhome?! Emi @wydemiii Apr 29 You attract what you fear. 22K 39 123K del 2.3M
CHVNEL @_3volepod Apr 30 ... I have my license but I don't Don't delete meee 245 704 5.3K 323K
meghan @deloisivete . 21h ... What wine pairs well with going to my kid's recorder concert 549 285 5.1K del 101K
Stanley Caveman Yelnats IV @caveman_iv.20h O ... Eeny meeny miny moe... الد Apr in : 5 BE E - EST 1 Sample es DAISE S RD Seal I CE I a س i as of of - 284 2.2K 62K ils 1.8M
@mikesnosense . Apr 30 ... im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge 101 23K 126K del 1.9M
O ... trash jones @jzux . 1 12h when i'm drunk but my friend is drunker Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire Apr 30 this image is so powerful The Monkey Helps The Pigeon 699 13K 287K 10
s pikaboob @pikacap 16h ... This math thing kinda easy Solve each equation. 3 pts each 10.) 3m2 7.) (5a-8)2a-3)=0 SYNTAX Error OFT TEXAS INSTRUMENTS TI-30XIIS SYNTAX Error 8.) x2 + 5x= DEG x2 + SCIIENG INS 2nd DRG DEL 10* FADD ReeP LOG PRB OI I e 4% die STAT EXIT-STAT 3 142 5.3K 157K
Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry 17h ... Apparently the cardinals can elect you even if you're not at the Conclave. That's the last thing I need on top of everything else. 13 468 11K del 160K
ToonHoleChris @toonholechris Apr 30 G ... For sale BABY SHOES, FOR NEVER WORN. SALE (555)879-3007 SHOES, WE THOUGHT THEY'D LOOK CUTE ON OUR DOG BUT HER PAWS WERE JUST too BIG. @toonholechris 8 1.9K 29K 172K
lexiiiiiiiiiii @blondspit Apr 30 ... Rubbing the absolute fuck out of my allergy eyes feels so good 48 3.5K 29K 489K
sugarplum @proseluvr Apr 30 ... opening spotify without having any songs that you are currently obsessed with is like opening the fridge knowing there is no food worth eating inside 86 37K 240K del 2.6M
aLec robBins @alecrobbins Apr 29 ... i think it's cute that playstation, xbox and nintendo all agreed to split the colors like that. one gets blue, one gets green, one gets red. they're friends 94 5.1K 130K del 1.6M
~ @tamjpeg Apr 30 ... never let ur job prevent you from acting unemployed 10 1K 4.6K del 96K
Meg @megannn_lynne - Apr 30 s ... so in order to be LOVED....i have to be KNOWN.... II GIF 109 23K 168K del 1.7M
G ... Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt.20h Ain't no couple safe from A US D F E G IS H 10 10 11 12 1 10 15 5 12 10 12 Reset seats 12 13 Your seats Available Allocated Wheelchair 3 135 33K 3.2K
lesbian mothman Follow @verysmallriver  ADULT MAN: and so i was just paraded around with them. i don't even really understand how i got involved. and people loved me. but they were also cruel THERAPIST WHO IS ABOUT TO MAKE INSANE AMOUNTS OF MONEY: and at this time you were being called the rizzler? 10:59AM - 5/1/25 288K Views
proton @ProtonInspector 99 ... Getting called into HR for repeatedly sending this to my French colleagues JR @ResilienceX3.22h Am I the only one who peels the croissant before eating it? 25 1.3K 31K 589K
Trevor @trevorjamesg 22h ... yall are going to turn the UPS guy into Sisyphus with these deliveries ivy @tangermusic• 2d so apparently you can buy these Concrete Sphere Bollard Price: $303.20 Anchor Style: -SELECT-- Bollard Color: -SELECT-- Quantity: 1 Add to Cart Go to Cart Continue S ZOOM 2 349 7.9K 74K
G ... joy-con eater @foconut_ Apr 30 if i know anything about chekhov's gun it's that there's a reason we saw this. it'll make an appearance later. trust the plan Elon Musk @elonmusk My bedside table dri9294 like 174 2.5K 52K 555K
vivi @mooncatvivi - 1 19h oh sorry about bouncing my leg. i'm not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore 19 14K 64K 738K
girl soup @madonnasvergina . 12h ... Adesso guy who wants me to kick his balls... GB Tomorrow can't come soon enough 12 161 4K 64K
madison! s ... @madsmultiverse slight change of plans... 3-1 CREATOR APOS 1170 288 pcs/pzs I R de II F 5:50 PM Apr 30, 2025 2M Views 304 7.1K 5.1K 159K
serena shahidi @glamdemon2004 - 17h s ... Had two Cheesecake Factory lemon drops and now I want a Marlboro Gold IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE Laura Joffe Numeroff ILLUSTRATED of Felicia Bond 3 127 4.3K 81K
meghan G ... @deloisivete My 7yo announced that the most boring toy to receive would be one lego, so now there's a big family discussion about how many legos you'd need to tip over into the fun category 10:42 AM Apr 27, 2025 . 1.7M Views 239 3.5K 130K 3.4K

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