54 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 28, 2025

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54 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 28, 2025

Elon Musk has used his unfathomable wealth to create a shittier version of the subway, turn Twitter into a right-wing echo chamber and ruin the U.S. government, but there’s still one thing his estimated $332 billion net worth can’t buy: a good sense of humor. 

On Wednesday, the self-proclaimed comedy genius decided to have a go at something beyond reheating stale memes and giving a teen nicknamed “Big Balls” access to your Social Security information — he ventured into bad prop comedy by literally wearing a hat on a hat. “Well, Mr. President, they say I wear a lot of hats,” Musk joked while sporting two MAGA-themed baseball caps during a cabinet meeting. “It’s true. Even my hat has a hat.” 

This joke elicited a laugh from the room, but folks on social media weren’t as complimentary of the billionaire’s set. “‘A hat on a hat’ is an old saying for what not to do in comedy,” explained one Twitter user

Musk may not understand Comedy 101, but the people who crafted these scorchers sure do. This week’s best digital burns included those about Nicole Kidman’s wigs, adults who use ChatGPT and Benson Boone.

zoë rose bryant @zoerosebrya... 16h S ... why are you working in this industry then 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFi... 16h Some Oscar voters have said they just press play on their screeners app to satisfy the viewing requirements and then mute the audio or switch tabs. The app only needs to see that you watched it. It doesn't know if you're sitting there. (Source: variety.com/2025/film/awar...) OSCARS 97 7.5K 124K 1.5M
Dad to the Bone @mikereed2156.1d ... LET OWI Call it JFK when that dome's off SNOW JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS.1d NEW: Rendering of the new RFK Stadium with a glass roof and views of the US Capitol. Timeline to open stadium in 2030. WASHINGTON COMMANDERS W DUMMANDLICS W GOVERNMENT OF THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA 1K 82 23K 3M
rion @CXOXOTWOD.20h Joe Goldberg: Grim is @Grim_Corp 1d girlfriend broke up with me R.I.P. 17 1K 6.1K 256K
ally @missmayn 11h i ask chatgpt for advice oh so you're an adult with an imaginary friend. 5 141 1.8K 22K
n8 @n8_codes 22h ... maybe her worst wig yet, WE UP FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.23h Nicole Kidman in 'NINE PERFECT STRANGERS' Season 2. Premiering May 21 on Hulu. RFECT h RFECT GERS h GERS RFECT ERFECT h h GERS GERS 22 495 295K 12K
alli @sonofalli 1d there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth 230 4.3K 71K 2.3M
NO CONTEXT HUMANS 23h G ... this bathroom would give me an instant migraine 0:57 2.2K 19K 1.3K 3.4M
bald ann dowd @ali_sivi . 17h ... why's he posing like britney Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop.1 1d Benson Boone at the beach. 2 34 3.2K . 69K
Mia K. @miakhalifa.1 19h G ... Irony of the photo they used being from my cameo on s2 of Ramy about this exact hypocrisy Statistically, Muslim countries consume more porn than anyone else. The men who are yelling at me are the same men who are clicking on me. trax @traxstarrr.2d these 4 bitches ruined our generation N S 200 28K 2.1K 621K
Rare @stfuayen . 22h s ... eupt phona HBO ORIGINAL Hb max FYC eu phoria emax FYC N Netflix @netflix Mar 10, 2017 Replying to @netflix Love is sharing a password. 2.9K 41K 9 670K
hannah louise @hannahlouisef Apr 27 ... Walton Goggins impact Эррол Хан @ErrolTostigson Apr 25 The lion accepts the receding hairline with dignity 11 1K 34K 997K
fran @moulinroyals . Apr 27 O ... the thumbnails while you're scrolling through mubi @addisoncrave Apr 26 Parody account enough time has passed, which addison rae single you choosing? DIET PEPSI AQUAMARINE HIGH FASHION HEADPHONES ON 46 3.1K 44K del 1M
MT @MasterTainment Apr 27 G ... MT Those some Star Wars ass names. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Apr 26 JoJo Siwa & Kath Ebbs have broken up. 9.3K 136 209K 5.7M
O ... $lap @slvppy . 18h i yelled good afternoon officer and he looked up... you ain't slick 145 740 25K del 250K
Daniel @growing_daniel. 1 16h ... Dudes in SF will be like can we move this conversation to signal and the conversation is agreeing to get beers tuesday night 57 70 2.8K del 207K
Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff Apr 26 ... JK Rowling pretending she doesn't know Pedro Pascal is so funny. She's only on the Internet 23 hours a day 262 2.4K 64K del 781K
seosamh S @dayglowj0e. 22h ... taylor really is a pioneering artist cos look how she predicted ai slop Willnights @willnights1 Apr 26 Parody account ME! (Taylor's first owned song) turns 6 today 0:20 54 65K 5 2.7K
G JI @artthisway.2 21h ... The title??? 'Robotic' Katy Perry roasted for cringeworthy choreography on ifetimes' tour: 'People are ying to see this?' Even Levitating in Space, Katy Perry Manages to Get Dunked On PERRY Flop Star 101 27:56 This Isn't a Flop Era. This Is Katy Perry's Flop Existence. Swiftologist 18K views 4 hours ago 139 429 11K 353K
COUPON himpath (francis cinematic universe) @gorgeousbrains 18h O ... TNL this is the avengers for theater kids who smoked cigarettes everybodys live! @snlsmulaney Apr 26 cassidy i cannot believe this is a real photo EVRY BDYS LIVE 3 73 2.3K del 44K
ffi @haimlesbian Apr 27 s ... thought this was haim gabo (new) @gabosarchive Apr 26 baby, what was that? #lorde EDIT BY GABO IWANTYOU JUST LIKE THAT WHEN I'M IN THE BLUE LIGHT I CAN MAKE IT ALRIGHT WELL BABY WHAT WAS THAT 3 269 233K 10K
Orwell & Goode s ... @OrwellNGoode. Apr 28 This YOU'RE NOT GOING IN CIRCLES... ...YOU JUST NEED TO SEE DIFFERENTLY Pun_bible PB ... @thepunbible Ah yes, a downward spiral... 22 867 23K 199K
G ... the prince with a thousand enemies @jaketropolis.4h ...and who was the author of Jane Eyre? Emily Brontë? Turn the engine off and step out of the truck for me, sir. 591937 STATE POLICE 15-74 First Squawk @FirstSquawk.23h WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S. 26 853 12K del 316K
trevy @chillextremist - 16h Ngl you were being uncouth as hell earlier bro 1 259 2.1K 28K
music struggles @musicstruggles1 Apr 28 ... Follow demilypyro here comes the sun hits different when you remember the beatles were british sterlexa-queen-of-the-nymphs Follow #poor boys probably only saw the thing like twice in their lives 26 5.5K 88K del 793K
fem top @gayandold - 1 15h G ... hello hello hello Art Candee @ArtCandee Apr 28 Thoughts on New York City Mayor Eric Adams' new look? 0:04 OFFICE OF MAYOR ERIC ADAMS 56 901 15K 432K
mr. awesome @nellychillin . 15h s ... They don't even look like they get cold the middle of nowhere @calebcat23.16h this gotta be against some health code lol Skittlos gonspis Tropical gomip S OK Wild & Siditties Skit attles Skitt A 160 mel LUNCHABLES LES TURKEY RATHER AMERICAN STACKERS 100% AR M Over 100 Turkey TAKE Simply Simply 208 4.6K 130K du 2.1M
G ... madison @madisontayt_ . 20h filler blindness got the girls out here looking like 5 192 5.1K 58K
via @atrophicbtrfly 19h ... benson boone sounds like the name of a little boy who died from cholera in the 1800s 5 345 7.4K del 83K
mariana @pastapilled 19h ... why did they name him bj 26 350 13K del 216K
Side-Eye Pinkie Pie Read Project 2025 - ... @NYPolitica... Apr 27 ... Yes. I read Project 2025. @TrueFactsStated Apr 27 Claude Taylor Be honest. Did you expect the U.S. to become an authoritarian state this quickly? 223 16K 159K 2.7M
doomer @uncledoomer. 21h s ... i would prefer to live in a world where the buildings arent soul crushing slop boxes made of paste extruded through a robotic sphincter. 1.4K 1.2K 21K 564K
iya @hotmessjunk . 9h ... Big day for annoying people! Search do you guys do you really do you really do u rlly wanna know wanna know wanna know wanna know where i was where i was where i was where i was april 29th? april 29th? april 29th? april 29th 12 1.9K 11K 140K
missbreaux @e161618. 19h ... НИГО 100 men vs apologizing 177 5.7K 30K del 503K
em + @SOGCLDENS.21h O ... she has the face of a mouse who knows something u don't hannah @dumbandfunn - 23h Mindy come get your man!!! x.com/emlissa94/stat... 166 161K 10 9.2K
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz. 11h G ... It's interesting how Shaq has become a real life Krusty the Clown rat king @MikeIsaac. 13h found a top tier gas station treat Good fun! SHAO JALICIOUS XL GUMMIES The Cherry Mant guil 60 L410 2 LIGHT ACTAIL SIGNANCED ARGED NATURALLY& ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED PEA ENHANCED DETAIL 110 CALD N PEACH, BERRY PUNCH & ORANGE $2.38 ати showbox 00011 I 110 NET WT 62 07476 g) SOUG الا GUMMIES IXC 91 38K 1.7K 937K
Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox 22h O ... that's a southern pageant girl 24 alex mccord's hives @holly4brav0. Apr 30 im sorry but that's a hard 24. Page pagesix ... Six 100 MFL vis NAT H S 26 444 10K 338K
Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian . 22h ... if you read stephen king chronologically you can pinpoint the exact moment he quit booze and made cocaine his weapon of choice 198 5.6K 110K 2.5M
G screenset, PhD @tjelesan 17h ... omg she looks so racist here best of margaret qualley @bestofmargaret Apr 29 Margaret Qualley attending the CHANEL Cruise 2025/26 show alongside Sofia Coppola and Roman Coppola. 133 1.4K 48K 1.8M
s ... boss @boss_on_here 15h Hard to beat an Indiana pie octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman Apr 29 People always argue over which state has the best pizza. I want to know who has the WORST pizza in general. I've got my pick but I want to see what you think. 511 1.3K 38K del 1.6M
Grip Skylark @talleyberrybaby Apr 29 ... WHAT DO YOU THINK THE K STANDS FOR? THE GOBLIN @jacksfatboner Apr 28 do Americans have KFC or is that just a weird Australian thing 178 2.7K 71K del 1.5M
River Page @river_is_nice . 18h ... My problem with MAHA is that the people aren't really any hotter than regular people. So I can never eat a Dorito again, can't drink, can't smoke and I'll still be a 6 or 7 on a good hair day? Yeah, sorry, hard pass lol. 43 119 2.9K del 122K
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker. 18h G ... Не wants to be funny so, so bad and it's the one thing he'll never be able to buy Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs. 22h They say I wear a lot of hats, Elon Musk jokes in cabinet meeting. Не grabbed a red Gulf of America hat from the cabinet room table and put it over his black DOGE hat. Even my hat has a hat. GULF AMERICA OF 353 8.5K 173K del 3.6M
DOOMENIC @dinosaur_info Apr 30 O ... I think we all need to consume a lot less shay @surrealistshay Apr 29 I want this Keith Haring Lego set so bad - DANCING FIGURES LEGO art 431 3.4K 103K 5.1M
John DiLillo @JohnDiLillo 17h ... everyone else in the world likes to make fun of america for being the only country where the left wing is blue and the right wing is red. but in reality we're the only correct ones, because we operate based on lightsaber color rules 22 682 12K del 164K
Invis @invis4yo . 15h G ... Are we poor? Miraola @miraghini Mar 28 If your bank account could talk, what would it say to you 38 9.4K 39K del 1M
O John Levenstein @johnlevenstein . 23h ... A hat on a hat is an old saying for what not to do in comedy. Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs . 23h They say I wear a lot of hats, Elon Musk jokes in cabinet meeting. Не grabbed a red Gulf of America hat from the cabinet room table and put it over his black DOGE hat. Even my hat has a hat. GULF OF AMERICA 373 16 12K del 318K
TA @talter . 17h G ... This is gonna be a great Netflix docuseries l'll watch in one sitting on a plane in 2-3 year. New York Post @nypost.18h How Jordon Hudson, 23, amassed $8 million real estate portfolio within months of meeting Bill Belichick trib.al/EKBsE59 75 1.5K 29K 1.6M
G mx. jan O @imbtchzz . 15h ... i thought it was a go pro shoved up her ass hannah taycouver era @sippingaugust 23h lorde virgin album cover looks like she got an x-ray of her waist area while wearing jeans. you can see the buckle of her belt, the zippers, and the metal rivets 78 3K del 79K
AB B BC GARE @AB84 . 2h G ... Cracker of the Day #CTESPN Bill Belichick & his girlfriend in the year 2000 at 166 472 10K 501K
Graham @GrahamC47. Apr 29 G ... Refreshing to see good ol' fashioned bad photoshop jobs in this day and age. 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - Apr 29 First poster for 'NOW YOU SEE ME: NOW YOU DON'T' In theaters on November 14. JESSE WOODY DAVE ISLA JUSTICE DOMINIC ARIANA ROSAMUND MORGAN SMITH EISENBERG HARRELSON FRANCO PIKE FISHER SESSA FREEMAN UNLOCK THE ILLUSION NOW YOU SEE ME LON NOA MON ONLY IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 14 - HOLF the 59 3.8K 90K del 1.1M
fem top @gayandold 15h ... i'm tired of him dressing like an 80s gay porn star POP CENTRO Pop Crave @PopCrave 15h Quinta Brunson and Benson Boone for SNL. VINLE WHILE SHO SHO 168 575 15K 530K
noa ... @thenoasletter shoutout to the baby who didn't cry once during sinners. your mom's parenting is questionable, but you were an impressive moviegoing acquaintance! 3:53 PM Apr 27, 2025 . 1.8M Views 4 3.4K 94K 1.6K
kendrick lobstar @KLobstar Apr 30 ... can you imagine you sold your soul for the chance to sit at the table and you're still five steps below an idiot wearing two hats GULF 44 AMERICA OF GULF DE AMERICA CLU AM Elon Musk, left, and Tulsi Gabbard, right, listens as President Donald Trump speaks during a cabinet meeting at the White House, Wednesday, April 30, 2025, in Washington. ASSOCIATED PRESS 19 269 4.6K 45K
Shannon's Spanx @Shannonsspa....7 7h s ... one razor scooter to the ankle and she's done Perfect for LUTION RUM nan's Meta S 201 ETWORK Meta SPECTRUM H2O1 S SPE HITS M SOLUTIONS HITS 80 113 2.8K 119K

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