36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, May 1, 2025

Got a crush on Charlie Day? Join the club — one apparently chaired by the entire cast of Mythic Quest. 

During a recent sitdown with Collider, Elisha Henig and Alanna Ubach — who played Pootie Shoe and his mother, Shannon on the Apple TV+ series — shared just how much they swooned over Charlie Day while working together. “We were all wildly attracted to him on set,” Henig spilled, while Ubach dubbed Day’s ability to drive a hard bargain as “sexy.” 

As Day wooed his co-stars, late-night host and traffic nuisance James Corden had the opposite effect on Balthazar boss Keith McNally, who briefly banned the comedian from his eatery back in 2022. But in his new book, I Regret Almost Everything, McNally reveals that his motivations for publicly denouncing the ex-Late Late Show host weren’t entirely altruistic. “By exposing Corden’s abuse, it appeared as though I was defending a principle,” he wrote, “when all I was doing was seeking the approval of my young Balthazar staff.” 

Unlike McNally, these hilarious Twitter users don’t need to dunk on Corden to seek our approval. Here are the funniest tweets we’ve seen today, the best of which are about recorder concert wine pairings, the Rizzler’s connection to Chairman Mao and sabotaging couples on movie dates.