36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, May 1, 2025

‘What wine pairs well with my kid’s recorder concert?’
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, May 1, 2025

Got a crush on Charlie Day? Join the club — one apparently chaired by the entire cast of Mythic Quest

During a recent sitdown with Collider, Elisha Henig and Alanna Ubach — who played Pootie Shoe and his mother, Shannon on the Apple TV+ series — shared just how much they swooned over Charlie Day while working together. “We were all wildly attracted to him on set,” Henig spilled, while Ubach dubbed Day’s ability to drive a hard bargain as “sexy.” 

As Day wooed his co-stars, late-night host and traffic nuisance James Corden had the opposite effect on Balthazar boss Keith McNally, who briefly banned the comedian from his eatery back in 2022. But in his new book, I Regret Almost Everything, McNally reveals that his motivations for publicly denouncing the ex-Late Late Show host weren’t entirely altruistic. “By exposing Corden’s abuse, it appeared as though I was defending a principle,” he wrote, “when all I was doing was seeking the approval of my young Balthazar staff.” 

Unlike McNally, these hilarious Twitter users don’t need to dunk on Corden to seek our approval. Here are the funniest tweets we’ve seen today, the best of which are about recorder concert wine pairings, the Rizzler’s connection to Chairman Mao and sabotaging couples on movie dates.

bry > @satelliteangeI. 1 19h ... plans today: - stir the pot - shift the narrative - pathologize & assume shit - get boba 18 3.9K 31K 462K
julia louis-dykefus @JLDykefus 12h ... i can't believe the rizzler met julia louis-dreyfus before i did CINEMA SOCIETY THUNDERBOLTS® SOCIETY THUNDE THE CINEMA SOCIETY THUNDERBOLTS - ...synchrony THUNDERBO DI ET gettyimages Credit: Mike Coppola RB H IN DI 2212810944 28 594 20K 280K
weest @weest . 18h G ... UPDATE weest @weest Apr 29 >moving, cleaning house >find 4 year old penjamin >still charged >wax hasn't degraded too much 145 1.1K 56K del 3.4M
Nat Purser @NatPurser 14h ... alamo drafthouse is the last place where law and order is still enforced. i saw them actually kick a guy out for texting for the first 5 mins of a movie ... no refund ... exquisite 46 879 17K 343K
Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian . 22h ... if you read stephen king chronologically you can pinpoint the exact moment he quit booze and made cocaine his weapon of choice 198 5.6K 110K 2.5M
Sarah @heyaimsarah . 23h G ... The recession indicator final boss just dropped: THESE SHOES IN A SHOP WINDOW IN 2025 + 104.8K 1,290 86 3.8K 40K 596K
Lon Harris @Lons. 22h S ... OPEN THE SCHOOLS! kira @melostrilogy Apr 29 no wrestler has ever made good movies beside Bautista and i'm not gonna let yall start lying 3.2K 45K 1.5M 281
Dildo Baggins @EmmaTolkin 15h ... ...Nathan FieldHER??? Personal life Fielder was married to a children's librarian, and divorced in 2014.  Не is incorrectly listed as female on his U.S. green card.   Не lives in Silver Lake, Los Angeles.  17 467 21K del 326K
trash jones @jzux . 10h ... fifth base is when he shows you his debilitating catholic guilt 8 498 4.9K 94K
meghan @deloisivete . 21h ... What wine pairs well with going to my kid's recorder concert 549 285 5.1K del 101K
Mira Gonzalez @miragonz 21h ... just made fun of a girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively 8 321 6.3K del 156K
Stanley Caveman Yelnats IV @caveman_iv.20h O ... Eeny meeny miny moe... الد Apr in : 5 BE E - EST 1 Sample es DAISE S RD Seal I CE I a س i as of of - 284 2.2K 62K ils 1.8M
Meg @megannn_lynne 22h ...  sure. we can just play it by ear 6 3.5K 23K 333K
beautiful woman @iPhoneluvrr. 21h O ... Dont want to Dylan @DylanDoppelt . Apr 29 why aren't you living in chicago 13 352 9.4K del 210K
chris alsikkan™ @AlsikkanTV 2h O ... the rizzler is now only four degrees from chairman mao alamy alamy la alamy alamy 7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000 11h Julia Louis-Dreyfus and The Rizzler 14 703 13K del 276K
Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode . 20h G ... The wow what are you cooking that smells really good starter pack 18 415 6.6K 100K
..::eebula::.. @Andres_Emilio - 15h G ... G le g 14 816 19K del 440K
m! @ntrphl 16h ... to be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved 41 1.6K 9.6K del 178K
IRL Loading Screens @IRLoadingScreen : 22h ... IRL Loading Screens WAFFLE HOUSE WAFFLE H O U S E Looking for a fight? Head to The Arena! Plenty of others are looking for one as well! 13 939 12K 211K
Noor s @Noorthevirgo 18h ... me showing the gorilla my ex so he know exactly which one of the 100 men to get first 195 14K 123K del 2M
O ... trash jones @jzux . 1 12h when i'm drunk but my friend is drunker Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire Apr 30 this image is so powerful The Monkey Helps The Pigeon 699 13K 287K 10
s pikaboob @pikacap 16h ... This math thing kinda easy Solve each equation. 3 pts each 10.) 3m2 7.) (5a-8)2a-3)=0 SYNTAX Error OFT TEXAS INSTRUMENTS TI-30XIIS SYNTAX Error 8.) x2 + 5x= DEG x2 + SCIIENG INS 2nd DRG DEL 10* FADD ReeP LOG PRB OI I e 4% die STAT EXIT-STAT 3 142 5.3K 157K
mariana @pastapilled 15h ... You should be allowed to miss work if you're not feeling sexy 13 1.7K 12K del 173K
i am 3 @broken . 15h s ... thinking about showering after the shower (we live in a never ending (i smell like raspberries) cycle of doing the same thing over and over until the day we die) 29 J 2.1K 17K 193K
@mazzypopstar•1 15h O mazzy ... Parody account charli XCX has the opportunity to do the funniest thing POP Pop Crave @PopCrave.22h Posters for a Lorde lookalike competition has been spotted around London slated to happen on May 2nd at Hyde Park. LORDE LOOK ALIKE COMPETITION PRIZE: £20 THE BEST CIGARETTE OF YOUR LIFE HYDE PARK 2ND MAY 5PM 2 83 2K 56K
claire @claireyael 15h ... One time I was at a party in LA and I thanked the homeowner for welcoming me into their home and they asked me if I was okay 14 133 7.5K 100K
Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry 17h ... Apparently the cardinals can elect you even if you're not at the Conclave. That's the last thing I need on top of everything else. 13 468 11K del 160K
gill @contactabrother • 23h ... 100 men should try venmoing me 6 1K 4.7K del 110K
sarah hagi @KindaHagi 20h ... remembering when my most mentally healthy friend was embarrassed about her screen time being so high (it was 3.5 hours) but it was because she was reading a book on her phone 1 682 23K del 191K
dee @everpascal . 21h 0 ... LMAOOO this is how i'm gonna watch ер 4 when you miss Pedro Pascal in season 2 + 11.7K ... 37 481 23 1.2K 24K 362K
G ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt. 8h Me stealing my bros Vape so he doesn't get addicted 425.9K ... 8855 7 225 4.4K 35K
G ... Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt.20h Ain't no couple safe from A US D F E G IS H 10 10 11 12 1 10 15 5 12 10 12 Reset seats 12 13 Your seats Available Allocated Wheelchair 3 135 33K 3.2K
Sav @savshawz.1 15h ... just saw a girl that looked just like Ariana grande at the gas station and I was like hey you look just like Ariana grande and she was like thanks! and it was literally Ariana grande 59 65 6.4K 213K
s ... @imagesaicouldnt . 5h Images AI Could Never Recreate C151-Food PowerPoint م Search Side Show Animations Design Transitions Review View Recording Help Rider Color Arrange All Gridines Gayscale Cricade eding Slide Hendout Notes Notes Zoom Fit 18 New Macros Switch Guides Master Master Samio Master Window Black and White Window is Move Spire Windows Master Views Show Zoom Window Macros Eat Yogurt Source of calcium Contains probiotics to help with digestion Gurt: Yo Source of protein Recommended serving: 3/4 cup daily We failing del 24K 3.3K 242 10
sanji's groupie @cxnxyxh 21h ... monogamous friends with benefits.. sentences are being formed that have never been formed before fernando @nielt00 . Apr 29 Reallly want a boyfriend rn ngl. Think I'm ready. That or a monogamous FRIENDS with benefits, heavy on friend tho. 77 6.2K 35K 997K
kaylee!! G ... @kalesus_ coworkers are openly beefing in the office today II GIF 2:18 PM Apr 30, 2025 . 231K Views 7 846 20K 397

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