23 Pathetic Times Men Tried to Assert Their Dominance
Some men will use any opportunity to assert their so-called dominance. Case in point: One Redditor recalled the time he stood by and observed a wannabe macho lifeguard pull a move that sounds directly inspired by SpongeBob SquarePants’ Larry the Lobster. “We had to do a missing persons search which required all available staff to join hands and walk from the beach to into the water as far as we could while feeling with our feet for the missing swimmer.”
But instead of following instructions and looking for the missing person, their coworker opted to make themselves the star of the show, forcefully gripping onto their hand like an asshole, staring the Redditor down and insisting that he would “take the upper hand” in this situation.
Of course, there are plenty of other pathetic ways men have tried to assert their dominance, but the funniest include tales of shirtless fighting, tiptoe intimidation and some very drunk push-ups.
