39 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 30, 2025

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Saved by the Bell star Dennis Haskins may have corralled the students of Bayside High as Principal Richard Belding, there was one thing the sitcom alum couldn’t do: land a spot on the show’s reunion cover of People back in 2009. 

In a newly-unearthed interview, Haskins refused to mince words about the alleged slight, reiterating that “it was not my choice not to be there,” in an angry, third-person rant. “I earned the right to be there. If anybody deserved to be on that cover, it was Dennis Haskins. It hurts my feelings, but I’ll live,” he continued. 

Haskins failed to take his snub in stride, but the same cannot be said of comedy legend Amber Ruffin, who recovered rather quickly after being fired from hosting the White House Correspondents' Dinner earlier this year. “I was really, really sad for, like, two hours,” Ruffin recalled during an appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. “But, then, I had brunch, so then I felt great.”

Luckily, you don’t need to wait for your local brunch spot’s Saturday specials to get some pep back in your step — just take a look at these funny tweets, the best of which include those about not-so-red onions, the passing of Seymour Weiner and the real meaning of “REAL ID.”

shirts that go hard @shirtsthtg... .8h s ... SHiRTS THAT GO HARD BIGGEST SLUT IN THIS TACO BELL 26 525 5.7K 450K
lindsey ok @lindseyyok.3h ... I'm not mature enough for this New York Mets @Mets. 5h We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner. T IN MEMORIAM SEYMOUR WEINER 24 139 2.9K 136K
amanda @jailedamanda a.13h Kinda pissed the government has finally called my bluff on real ID 15 44 1.3K 36K
Jared @b1g_damage 15h Do you wanna move in together. Because of the tariffs. 1 140 1.6K 23K
AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZo... .20h s ... AriZona jug AN COMPANY # Green Tea well GINSENG and HONEY 120 FL OZ d GALI- Arizona AMERICAN @astralbaes S.3/20/25 what do men actually want? 1.2K 173 11K 234K
Sarah Everett @goddammitsar... 19h s ... I think about the five-star three-star movie classification every single day of my life Corey Atad @CoreyAtad -7/17/24 part of the reason i don't use star ratings on Letterboxd is that they can't account for a five-star three-star movie like Twister 9 151 3.6K del 66K
s ... guilherme nunes @guilhernunes_.13h night club GUILAGE 799 6 5.9K 81K
@sonohoor 1d i love when people say that's so you it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe 202 81K 293K 4.2M
- Peter ppigg @s4m31p4n 19h To my wayward son: did you seriously just carry on 21 324 3.9K 60K
s tyler @tybobaman• 16h ... lots of stares at trader joe's today I GOT MY YASS Shops EATENAT THE Outdoor Wird BASS PRO SHOPS PYRAMID MEMPHIS TENNESSEE 367 10K 80 310K
greg @greg16676935420.18h ... The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and decided to name it a red onion makes me very mad 21K 326K 628 880
pikaboob @pikacap 20h ... Ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to write emails and work cross functionally across teams 1 131 2.5K 129K
@Towns... 17h O ... New town every hour when my kids tell me to buckle my seatbelt THE TONE SETTERS I'M CAUGHT IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF THE WOKE MOB RIGHT NOW. -PACKERS QB AARON RODGERS 36 1K 21K 1
Matt Baker @heyitsmattbaker-22h When Pope Francis lives in an apartment people are like wow so austere so humble but when I live in an apartment it's all why don't you have a couch 8 216 4.2K 54K
s World's Biggest Paving Slab @_... 23h ... for years I've been tempted to go insane and watch every Always Sunny episode and try to determine who is morally the worst main character through an incredibly arbitrary points system 24 51 1.5K 19K
communist daughter @400luxbl... 16h s ... oomf told me she has over 500+ Linkedln connections but I had 3 hit tweets in a row I WON!! NO. YOU DIDN'T. CALDRONPOOL 40 4.2K 827K 84K
Matti @matticure 18h Blue Ivy is like Gen Z Liza Minelli 69 2.4K 29K 599K
Corky St. Clair shady diva mom... 19h ... Leaving the dentist office after once again promising to floss every single day 10 498 13K del 270K
Basil @LinkofSunshine. 16h G ... My friend has gotten rejected by bouncers MULTIPLE times because they read not for real id purposes and tell her it's a prop NEW JERSEY WAVER Commission AUTO DRIVER LICENSE NOT FOR REAL ID PURPOSES 45211 A5438 07571 07894 CLASS D a DOB 07-28-1989 iss 03-19-2019 EXP 07-28-2023 ALLEN BARRY JAY 123 FLASH DRIVE TRENTON NJ 06546 EAC NONE COM NONE The SEX M HGT 6'-01 EYES BLU ORGAN DONOR 11.00 CM CHO Aprii @ApriiSR.3d the DMV guy was trying to give me a non- real ID and i said i needed a real ID
Respectful Memes @Respect... 22h s ... My grandma screenshots my Instagram or tiktok and frames it 9 1.1K 38K 294K
Meg @megannn_lynne 19h one must imagine sisyphus happy Hinge Dating App: Match &... H Date Single & Make New Friends 945K Editors' Choice #8 in Lifestyle | Social Hinge. Inc. 24 1.1K 22K 822K
Connor Franta @connorfranta 16h why on earth would jenna say qua 34 615 6.8K del 155K
trash jones @jzux .22h forgive me baja for i have blasted 31 2.3K 16K 318K
@ppyowna 1d sorry i overreacted i had i no idea everything would be fine 35 8.4K 37K 579K
microplastics envelope filter @... 14h Ted Kaczynski lived in the Florence, Colorado federal supermax prison until 2021. Prisoners there on good behavior are given access to PG films, so there's a good chance he saw and likely even formed an opinion on The Minions. 76 1.4K 37K del 1.1M
Jay Cuda @JayCuda 15h there's only 3 states separating north carolina from wyoming 632 1K 28K 4.1M
Asher Booze @NBbaggington21h It's all been a lie I knew it Benefits of Natural Light Improves Mental Health Boosts Natural Vitamin D Light Levels Increas Producti Turn off your ligh GA open your blind 10 387 12K 542K
lexaprofessional @queasy_fbby.4h s ... esquvidu T-Mobile WER 8:57 AM - 4 27% ام x Elmo y esquvidu $20 Listed over a week ago in Houston, TX 7 113 1.8K 41K
G ... Trung Phan W @TrungTPhan .22h My kid after finishing one page of a Dogman or Captain Underpants book: Read it. It'll change your life. 30 40 1.5K 158K
horse dentist @equine_dentist . 19h ... ? #LetsGetTheWorm What Early bird shit u wouldn't get it Delivered 4 473 9.5K del 121K
O ... Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato - 18h I told my math students they could bring a one-sided cheat sheet and this is what they come up with raise the ds=thildt dA= drugs rdudo and ds= dadv B-day dv-dredy dz= rold d? promy Apdydo Line Integrall (Ex) F=1x3. Jr 30.00 dF-SF (xix) г. 15 Lamper J fixia at AVEN S Fundamental There for ru dt if push 17 мая is stood pash C ALL ٢٠٥f - Green A 362 131K 4.7K the 1.7M
@ @lifeinchaos_.20h G ... Gotta dim the lights and lock the doors for this Food Porn @FoodPornPhotos Mar 5 Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake 34 603K 1.2K 14K
Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_ . 18h ... All workdays should end at 3. But start at 10. You only really need 10-3 for productivity. 2 2.9K 27K 340K
Chase Passive Income s ... @chasedownleads 13h POV: You took a chance and installed that vape vending machine in a middle school bathroom us bank Log Out All Accounts $598,930,402.37 (6 accounts) Trust & Inv $4,851,167.63 > ********0300 Trust & Inv $1,339,643.94 > ****3860 Trust & Inv $3,285,764.88 > > ****6610 Trust & Inv $406,515.97 > ****3810 Trust & Inv 7 146 5.7K 181K
T @txadel_.19h ... This is why I say to lock them in a theatre for a week like a conclave V Variety @Variety . 21h Some Academy members simply press play on the app to satisfy the system's viewing requirement-then mute the audio or switch tabs. The app only needs to see that you watched it, says one voter. It doesn't know if you're sitting there. variety.com/2025/film/awar... 7 1.1K 12K del 176K
Roise @exitsenses.23h ... Nice pattern recognition. Would be a shame if it were a self-fulfilling prophecy instead 27 2.5K 15K 235K
crunch @porcelainfruit.1 15h ... my family has been aura farming on this land for 3 generations 3 336 3K del 32K
0 ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt- tth share & Diet Coke. with your Bro sippin on some bro 6 163 2.4K del 27K
lesbian mothman @verysmall... 3h ... went outside without buying an iced coffee 1 265 5.3K del 63K

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