26 Questions People Would Ask If Reddit Existed During Medieval Times

‘My husband covets my sister so I accused her of witchcraft, AITA?’
26 Questions People Would Ask If Reddit Existed During Medieval Times

Getting meta: It’s not just for movies that are hugely insecure about their intellectual value! Reddit can do it too! 

A thread on AskReddit, already a source of endless curiosity about the grossest times to be alive, wondered what that same subreddit would look like back way back when. As such, Redditors threw out their best suggestions and jokes for the sort of threads that would populate a medieval AskReddit, and in many ways, the posts probably wouldn’t be much different from modern times.

mmaxilol 4y ago what are the red flags you think are important when choosing a vassal?
pmvegetables 4y ago Physicians of Reddit, what's the most number of leeches you've put on a single patient?
AnarkyPlays .44 ago How to conquer France?
goddessque 4y ago My husband covets my sister so I accused her of witchcraft, AITA?
green_meklar . 4y ago An God did grant ye a choice betwixt forty score gold florins and a life of four score years and ten, how wouldst thou choose?
vaalbarag 4y ago Dear Reddit: I am lord of a small Duchy. This past fortnight I declared Prima Nocta on my son's new bride. AITA?
yParticle . 4y ago Reddit, what do you guys do with all your dead bodies?
georgeps1234 4y ago How to remove chastity belt
wordproblemapologist . 4y ago Do tell- if I were to rotate the planting of mine crops to keep the soil fresh for the coming season, in which way would I do so? | have the seeds or starts for carrote, tomatoe, and potatoe, and wheate. GBWYE.
 4y ago People who have tasted spices, what do they taste like?
BurgerGuy78 4y ago Crusaders of yon Reddit, how did you cope in the deserts of Syria?
Driving-Cuts . 4y ago Does the size of my sword matter ? (M 22)
Vinbaobao . 4y ago Is pooping 5 times every hour bad for you? NSFW
Calamity Bane 4y ago How many angels can fit on the head of a pin?
WatchingInSilence 4y ago Learned men of Reddit who doth believe the Earth is round, WHY?
DucoNdona 4y ago My wife has been quite annoying lately. Always complaining about headaches at the most inconvenient times. Now I read in the latest medical magazines that her uterus may have wandered up to her head. Which pleasant scents can I place best between her legs to lure it down again? And no, bloodletting does not work and she doesn't have the plague either. We have been placing animal corpses at our front door to rot to keep ourselves safe.
DWright_5 4y ago I heard that someone should wash their face sometimes. Why?
wdabhb . 4y ago Sir Lancelot will be appearing for an AMA this coming Sunday. Submit your questions now!
OldSpiceMelange . 4y ago I'm a feudal lord with 60 acres of land, 722 serfs under my liege, earn £120 a year, and like to take pilgrimages three times a year - can | retire at 24?
cxntbrick . 4y ago . Edited 4y ago What scrumptious meal would be foul if consumed over barley?
yParticle . 4y ago The local witch here keeps telling people they shouldn't throw human excrement into the drinking water and that doctors should wash their hands. Should we burn her or just poke her with hot irons until she recants?
honggestu1972 4y ago Farmers of reddit! What is the best wheat to choose this season?
 4y ago Is the plague an act of God or witchcraft, pray do tell why you believe?
LeFuzzyBunny . 4y ago Whom do you love more, the King or the Church?
DarthLithgow . 4y ago If Feudalism is so bad, why do you stay on the Lord's land?
GraboidFarmer 4y ago Are these black spots under my arms the plague, or just boils?

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