57 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of April 2025

‘The A.I. Slop makes this look like Rembrandt’
57 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of April 2025

It's been three weeks since Walton Goggins’ character on The White Lotus died the most Ophelia-like death we may ever see on primetime television — we’re beyond the statute of spoiler limitations, calm down — and the Goggs’ impact is still radiating through the zeitgeist. 

In addition to wrapping up the ongoing final season of The Righteous GemstonesGoggins is empowering men — and one balding lion — to embrace their receding hairlines. “Walton Goggins’ impact,” Twitter user @hannahlouisef captioned a photo of a mane-challenged big cat.   

In addition to inspiring felines, the actor also answered one of society’s most burning questions: What would a fan-favorite Dr. Seuss character look like if he got one hell of a haircut? “He looks like if they skinned the Grinch,” @orangeskiesfly wrote alongside the HBO-staple’s recent Cultured magazine cover

Goggins isn’t the only one feeling the heat this month either. Below are the wildest burns we saw on Twitter over the last 30 days, the funniest of which roast CIA-run Twitter accounts, an extreme case of friendzoning and the absolute last sound you want to hear in space. 

perfume&prose @Brieyonce 8h ... I would have opened the door POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.8h Gayle King confirms Katy Perry sang in space. MISSION NS KING 0:20 6 175 1.3K 40K
Pookie @PookiesParadise Apr 6 ... We got Louis Vuitton bags for bacteria baddies before GTA 6 Kodak @killkodak Apr 6 microscopic louis vuitton handbag on a fingertip 70 3.5K 61K del 874K
Bobby Bonilla @eddddd G ... Apr 7 Finding out people taking these pics at home will never not be funny Fashion @ziibiks . Apr 6 BRITISH PASSPORT monzo. ZUOU W HSM 200 1.4K 44K del 1.7M
sam +°* @midwestvampiire . Apr 8 ... how fat do you gotta be to have dipping sauces for desserts good lord FoodPorn: The Original @FoodPorn Apr 4 Brownies or cookies? 428 5K 118K 3.8M
joowon @n0w00j Apr 7 ... i instantly doubt a software engineer's ability if they have a spouse and kids 194 135 2.2K del 308K
John @coolgoofball Apr 7 ... I appreciate that the planes stopped crashing so the stock market could 17 2K 23K del 316K
ayo edebiri fan @luckycharmstv. 13h ... us ST TEL he is on every possible side quest to avoid the community movie set 4 94 1.4K del 14K
Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy Apr 8 G ... When Alexander Hamilton founded the New York Post I'm sure this was the kind of story he had in mind NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost. Apr 8 Woman named November June despite not being born in either month trib.al/aOliDaG 75 327 8.9K 208K
@midosommar.9h ... 40k people gagging over this psych ward bed leigh @LeighHu76639482 Apr 9 With ikea re-releasing their retired designs, I NEED them to produce the kromvik again I'm begging Year Design 1982 Knut Hagberg Function Price Bed EUR 59 The chrome-plated KROMVIK bed-end was designed to 38 444 9.8K del 229K
O ... Czech Hunter @hauntedbottom.A Apr 13 do mormons get a religious exemption from chest day POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Apr 12 Cover art for Benson Boone's sophomore album, 'American Heart.' 6 52 3.3K 92K
andrew lowe @andrewlowe 14h S ... Very soft landing and it looks like Hiroshima 2000s @PopCulture2000s - Apr 14 katy perry is back and alive! no way they dropped them like that MISSIO 0:16 CAPS T+10 34 734 20K 652K
deadbeat daughter @ravadosaslut - 8h ... friendzoned him but he was simply not getting the hint so had to pull this move love you too you're like the son I've always wanted what 104 1.7K 42K del 505K
Learn Something @cooltechtipz.23h G ... Toilet paper resignation I have chosen this type of paper for my resignation as a symbol of how this company has treated me I QUIT 714 15K 194K del 7.8M
Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon 22h ... If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I'm a gynecologist... 3.6K 20K 237K 6.6M
G ... Mutahar @OrdinaryGamers • Apr 14 notice how everyone else is having fun Imao. Windows @Windows Apr 14 they don't know I updated to Windows 11 126 4K 111K 1.5M
G ... Thad The Rig Thurman @TheRig69 . 16h This dude could smoke a cigarette in the rain martavisbryantlover @martavisbryant3 Apr 13 What's the call on this cut? 62 434 22K del 1.7M
LB @lnbshr Apr 16 ... Seeing somebody u know calling themselves a people pleaser and u have never been pleased with them like ever 310 15K 107K del 2M
zoë rose bryant ... @zoerosebryant hi, pre-k teacher here. no need to worry nancy, it's in our curriculum to cover all the letters eventually. this week we're working on S-T-F-U @NancyMace Apr 13 Nancy Mace I want our kids to learn about A-E-I-O-U instead of L-G-B-T-Q. 1:10 AM Apr 15, 2025 12.8M Views 2.3K 39K 435K 7.2K
will o'brien @willobri 17h ... Buying a ton of these and putting them on every Volkswagen and Porsche in San Francisco Free US shipping on $15+ sticker orders! Pretty RUDE Things I bought this before I knew he was a nazi 162 934 29K 625K
megan @chismosavirus.23h 0 ... just nasty and classless. Hello Kitty @hellokitty Apr 16 Happy birthday to the sweetest pup, Pompompurin! - 2028 SANBIO CO. LTD 375 9.6K 159K del 4.9M
Steve Morris s ... @stevemorris_ . 58m So this is wild Democrats @TheDemocrats 14h O .@PeteHegseth needs to go. 3K t7 1.4K 14K dil 1.4M Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth - 11h Your agenda is illegals, trans & DEI-all of which are no longer allowed DoD. 3.6K t7 5.7K 48K 1111 1.9M Democrats @TheDemocrats . 1h Pete's POV: Messages Photos Camera Messages Me - Photos Gamera 50 When Goograblins Youtupe Clock Google Maps You Tube GIOCK loogles Mabs rout UDE TITE MANTAL Weather App Store NOTES Weather Settings App Store Notes Settings Weating App Sto Notes 3 F TV BE ATTV Face book Ties Social Facebook BE-ATTV
Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes - 16h O ... Dying Marry Kill Fuck 38 1.2K 24K 852K
Rock solid @ShitpostRock Apr 20 G ... All podcasts have the same three people hosting it Strang 514 3K 91K 1.5M
Daniel Bromfield @bromf3 . 15h ... 5 do people just like Hozier because he's nice or does he have some music I don't know about that doesn't sound like Obama getting inaugurated 28 266 3.3K 146K
rj @gr00vyrj 19h ... White people last names be like Cummings 1 1.1K 13K del 177K
jess @orangeskiesfly. 19h G ... he looks like if they skinned the grinch Media Updates @mediaforupdates Apr 22 CULTURED 100 CULT WALTON GOGGINS 497 9.3K 211K del 6.2M
Redd @ReddCinema. 11h ... Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night Travis @wydtravis_ 11h Jeff Bezos pledges to donate majority of his $204 billion fortune to fight climate change and unify humanity. 79 4.6K 76K del 1M
sylvia @newromantics02 . Apr 23 G ... she looks like her web connects us all Daisy Edgar-Jones Source @daisyejsource Apr 23 Daisy Edgar-Jones recently in NYC 33 2.5K 72K 1.6M
Alison @TradWife2049 13h G ... post one photo of yourself voló @killvolo Apr 24 Buddy really wifed up the most famous p*rnstar of all time. What a pathetic excuse for a man 75 179 12K del 283K
O ... @filmfae this is how men watch your tv show after saying i don't know why you watch this garbage 0:04 From JPD 4:45 PM Apr 27, 2025 1M Views
G maya و ... @lemonymaya Why is the rizzler kinda like the shirley temple of our generation AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona.I Mar 31 We have consulted with our new CRO (Chief Rizz Officer) The Rizzler to bring the most rizz-enhancing drink known to man. Rizzberry coming soon. MADE WITH MADE WITH RE EAL JUICE JUICE OR GINAL D AriZZona A THE RiZZBERRY RS Fruit Juice Cocktail 22 FL.OZ - 650mL 1 AriZZona BY RIZZLER 9:14 AM Apr 1, 2025 5.8M Views 7.5K 141K 3.3K 179
G 360_josh ... @anthemssxcx BITCH WHY AM I IN PRETTY LITTLE LIARS SUDDENLY.......... A now Wants to send you a message. 10:58 AM Apr 2, 2025 2.7M Views 188 10K 187K 2.2K
Woman President ... @gongzero00 why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me 11:34 PM Apr 8, 2025 6.6M Views 132 8.8K 163K 3.5K
G ... F#A#, fka @coopercooperco why is this a line chart Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers Apr 23 Art of the deal. Days since U.S. President Trump has spoken with Chinese President Xi Jinping China tariff 100 days now 125% 96 China tariff 90 now 104% 80 Raises China 70 tariff to 20% Clarifies he 60 Announces meant 145% 50 China tariff Imposes hike to 54% 10% tariff on 40 25% global China tariff on Says he might 30 steel & cut China tariff Inauguration aluminum (Bessent says he day might not) 10 Claims to have spoken to Xi recently, 3 but
Char G ... @CollieChar why is his face so Large. 5:03 PM Apr 20, 2025 . 1.3M Views 6.6K 193 88K 3.5K
Melech. Subscribe G ... @MelechThomas why is there a 12-foot-tall bust of Elon Musk in Texas? abc ABC News @ABC Apr 11 NEWS A 12-foot-tall bust of Elon Musk was vandalized in Texas, according to the owner of the land that the statue sits on. Read more: abcnews.link/GU7TOKS abc NEWS 12-foot-tall bust of Elon Musk vandalized in Texas Eleazar Villafranca 6:31 PM Apr 11, 2025 . 9.7M Views 1.1K 14K 361K 4.7K
G rose mcgowan ... @eurotrashgir1 Why do Americans hold their pens like toddlers Minga @KillaMinga. Apr 7 Lizzo sends love to the world in new video following the election. CHIPS.GG #AD GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY 0:26 Readers added context This post contains an undisclosed advertisement for Chips, an online betting company, and as such is prohibited under X's guidelines on gambling content. business.x.com/en/help/ads-po... Do you find this helpful? Rate it 9:19 AM Apr 9, 2025 7.3M Views 2.9K 8.4K 208K 3.6K
Feru Subscribe G ... @ferupity Why yo shadow fat tho moose @usermooseontwt.Apr 11 body tea 10:30 AM Apr 11, 2025. 6.8M Views 309 9.6K 284K 3.9K
Malcolm Harris O ... @BigMeanInternet The Al slop makes this look like Rembrandt Know Your Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme • Apr 7 Meme On this day ten years ago, DeviantArt artist WolfRoad uploaded an original drawing called Voices. 11:16 PM Apr 7, 2025.3.4M Views 104 12K 223K 5.4K
JP G ... @Awakenjp You look like you're about to flood Gotham Megg @Crixxsten Apr 1 just got laid off 1:09 PM Apr 1, 2025 5.7M5 Views 567 12K 261K 4.3K
Feru Subscribe ... @ferupity Jackets like this look so cool until u put that mf on Cynus @cy1nus. Apr 23 Pot of Greed Sherpa sample II 6:46 PM Apr 23, 2025 3.4M Views 265 2.3K 85K 1.9K
Blasian Goku G ... @MommysCarcass Aliens trying to guess what humans look like from their skeletons: evil f. skeleton @chumblings Apr 23 when I say I'm a furry this is what I mean 10:24 PM Apr 23, 2025 5.2.2M Views 53 7.8K 184K 3.3K
Elisabeth Rappe G ... @ElisabethRappe I honestly thought this was Amy Poehler Parks And Cons @ParksAndCons Apr 12 First we've seen of Luke in #GalaxysEdge STROLLER PARKING 9:02 PM Apr 12, 2025 5.4.9M Views 260 4.4K 131K 1.5K
Feru Subscribe G ... @ferupity I'm high as a bitch I thought this mf was floating Keat VERY 4:30 PM Apr 4, 2025.3.6M Views 1.1K 6.9K 143K 4K
G ... Yup @Lobopobia Dude I thought this guy browned the hell outta his pants man theclemsonbaby @theclemsonbaby Apr 3 Holding her hand and wearing her purse #shrink 8:03 PM Apr 5, 2025 5 . 2.1M Views 93 3K 104K 1.5K
fawn s ... @dearfemme men r so ugly genuinely ian @cornyloser. Apr 1 2:42 PM Apr 2, 2025 5 . 1.5M Views 150 5K 72K 1K
Micah Erfan O ... @micah_erfan Не called your wife ugly. Ted Cruz @tedcruz Apr 13 Witnessed firsthand the iconic @POTUS dance! #UFC314. 8:06 PM Apr 13, 2025 1.5M Views 158 2.6K 73K 542
Tootsie Scooter G ... @suzietoot ugly flower Lydia в Kollins @lydiabkollins Apr 26 look at the flower kori picked for me 11:38 AM Apr 26, 2025 698.6K Views 105 719 28K 301
vaebae ... @nevaehjanyal I ain't never did no ugly shit like that ray @thugqah Apr 12 we really used to walk around with emojis on our clothes 9:27 PM Apr 13, 2025 2.4M Views 210 16K 59K 653
hannah louise @hannahlouisef Apr 27 ... Walton Goggins impact Эррол Хан @ErrolTostigson Apr 25 The lion accepts the receding hairline with dignity 11 1K 34K 997K
O ... $lap @slvppy . 18h i yelled good afternoon officer and he looked up... you ain't slick 145 740 25K del 250K
seosamh S @dayglowj0e. 22h ... taylor really is a pioneering artist cos look how she predicted ai slop Willnights @willnights1 Apr 26 Parody account ME! (Taylor's first owned song) turns 6 today 0:20 54 65K 5 2.7K
COUPON himpath (francis cinematic universe) @gorgeousbrains 18h O ... TNL this is the avengers for theater kids who smoked cigarettes everybodys live! @snlsmulaney Apr 26 cassidy i cannot believe this is a real photo EVRY BDYS LIVE 3 73 2.3K del 44K
O ... j*** @justajoelsir 23h can we pls stop comparing women... we should be able to say how bad gracie is without bringing addison's name into it, thank you @dieforyous Apr 26 so there's this gracie abrams ender 1:08 4 182 3.8K 101K
G ... GL @gldivittorio 17h This is the kind of account that's gonna disappear when those CIA layoffs hit aimee @basic_chanel Apr 25 This shirt is so interesting. Cos it's clearly liberal celebrities dog whistling the fact that they only care about the cvnty trans people. PROTECT THE DOLLS PROTECT THE DOLLS PROTECT PROTECT 3.8K 2 65K 117
s ... marz (squirrel girl) @rottedbrainz going to start doing this when customers are mean to me I make dolls of them out of receipt paper and take them home and beat them with hammers 10:22 AM Apr 17, 2025 4.5M Views
Cait @situcaitionship 1d ... Не always looks like he just survived a plane crash POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.2d Benny Blanco arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set. 434 7.1K 137K 4.5M

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