36 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, April 29, 2025

‘My five-year plan is to just see what happens’
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Bad news for millennials who can’t let go of fictional relationships from The Office: After years of rumors romantically linking Mindy Kaling and former on-screen flame, B.J. Novak, one of them has allegedly moved on with a much-younger TikTok star. 

On Monday, People reported that Novak, 45, is officially dating millennial comedian and social media star Delaney Rowe. Though initially linked in November 2024, fans were taken aback by this update, heading to social media — and the comments section of Rowe’s most recent romcom parody — to sound off on the unfolding messiness

As The Office fans wish their sitcom ship got a happier ending, Monty Python fans don’t have to. During his Monty Python and the Holy Grail live tour this fall, British comedy legend John Cleese proclaimed that for the low, low price of $70, fans can catch a glimpse of the 50-year-old film’s alternate ending. “I have a version of the ending, and as far as I can see, people like it better than the original one,” he recently told The Hollywood Reporter, describing the updated finale, which first premiered in 2017, as “pared down.”  

“The original one just takes too long to try and build up the tension,” he continued, “and it would be much better if it had been edited.”

Unlike Monty Python and the Holy Grail, these hilarious tweets are perfect as they are, with the best ones poking fun at cheating Swifties, the joy of summer tomatoes and Billy Mays’ untimely death (fly high, king).

@imagesaicouldnt. 13h Images Al Could Never Recreate ... real hermitcarbs Follow ... My five year plan is to just see what happens blintzestein бет tl it renews every five years 57.8K notes 2 159 2K del 14K
horse dentist @equine_dentist . 16h O ... every fucking day I hate when I go to bed and forget to turn my SWAG OFF and wake up COVERED in bitches 1 132 2.2K 26K
very baller cash money normal sane pers... @normal_balle... 14h ... fool me once fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you 10 2.2K 8.9K del 87K
down bad comments @downbadcomment - 19h O ... Position 446. Long Distance Relationship 226 1K 15K 907K
Billy Mays III @infinitethird . 21h ... me too benni boi @bennni_boi E Apr 27 When I was young I took the death of Billy Mays pretty hard 23 402 7.4K del 169K
luaa (-_-)) comms open @playcentermd 16h ... MY NINTENDO SWITCH IS FULL OF ANTS INSIDE WHAT DO I DO GET THEM OUT 780 1.1K 34K du 1.1M
Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais 21h G ... This is a Tim Robinson bit. Mount Fuji climber rescued twice after going back for lost phone 16 hours ago Share Save Joel Guinto BBC News 18 749 26K 548K
mimi @kittyplexy . 18h G ... the dentist said got 18 cavities II GIF and 355 1.2K 54K del 1.3M
Daniel @growing_daniel • 15h ... A new Tiffany Fong appears moons @moonsandhues . 16h ELON FUCKING RETWEETED ME HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT @elonmusk THANK YOUUUU 95 79 3.1K del 145K
G ... bree @yummybeefcakee 15h told my friend to go touch grass and they literally said acting like im not touching a bush rn and sent a photo for proof 350 3.5K 2.5M 100K
Out of Context Human Race O @NoContextHumans 8h ... Probably shouldn't abbreviate Nutella anymore Cookie filled with nut $149 each Bank here Time - - - 60 47 1.3K 120K
G ... Cigarette Dystopia @CigsMake 17h This packaging could sell millions Zum Teilen MARLBORO Gold Rauchen kann tödlich sein... Das Original seit 1922 ... und Erwachsene ebenso! de 143K 27 870 8K
G ... Ghost Gum @notghostgum.20h In what context could this possibly be used 607 2.4K 65K 1.1M
once and future wife geist @wife_geist.23h ... losing my CDL because my essay on homoeroticism in whitman is too shallow and derivative First Squawk @FirstSquawk.2 23h WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S. 91 2.7K 41K 1.3M
Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_ 14h s ... this happened on sex and the city with the twin towers Culture Crave @CultureCrave 17h Joel has been removed from #TheLastOfUs intro 1 163 5.1K del 104K
Dave @_lnkx_ 14h ... Deuteronomy 14 Study Bible You must not boil a young goat in its mother's milk. k sky @skymutsuko 21h bf just told me he doesn't like to use oat milk with his granola because it's conceptually upsetting to have oats with more oats 51 4K 65K del 1.1M
Andra @BioavailableNd • 19h s ... Why you so quiet? What's on your mind? Summer tomatoes soon 47 2.8K 24K 622K
maryTS sotr era @cowboylikemare Apr 28 ... this made my whole day and i am not even exaggerating This is me as a strawberry but swipe to see my cat as a strawberry 202 28K 278K del 3.1M
Chief !! (Dinosaurs Are Real) @ChiefofIsaac 17h ... Messages Show less x small bunny now S are you gonna come frolick in the meadow with us later small bunny now S yo 21 1.2K 14K del 221K
More Cats @EvenMoreCats . 14h G ... you could never be unloved by me 112 28K 3.4K 568K
media from the camera roll of a closeted gay... @slayvide... 17h s ... Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 7 - 25m ... Mom wont take me to mcdonalds im fucking killing myself 1 13 36 cell block tango @ 3 Retweeted Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 7 ... @leonarmpit | forgot im aoc 12:39 PM 1/20/21 Twitter for iPhone 9 820 14K 144K
s Ogg Vorbis @gotitatguineys 7h ... Amazing things happening on the London Underground subreddit Top tip: do not go barefoot in the London Underground 21 130 64K 4.6K
G litquidity @litcapital 17h ... Europeans before and after widespread power outages 54 461 8.8K 236K
roark !! O ... #TeamNicole @roarkchop 15h drag is inherently sexual and it's a queen crawling around as gary the snail BORAGQUEENENTERTANMENT DRAG QUEEN ENTERTAINMENT 0:05 37K 33 2.6K del 344K
nekko G ... @pr3ttyboynekko - 22h annie @ohhanxiety. Apr 27 What would you use this space for? 422 10 3.4K del 71K
5hahem @shaTIRED. 11h ... if beyoncé point at me and sing she ain't no diva i hope she prepared for a live suicide at the concert and i'm so serious 24 735 8.6K 107K
! @sleepsoncall Apr 28 ... WOW babe you're really good at staying up incredibly late and barely getting sleep every night that's so hot 86 5.1K 45K 708K
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans - 18h G ... me driving: Oops that was illegal but it's fine 45 968 10K 386K
s ... ##SevWick @sevyncash h . 18h I know barbara mad es ELLE 4.03 Joe) الا) law uuring we week Joe, I won't stay long..I just want to see you. Not tonight Barbara. Okay Read 4:03PM Text Message. RCS Y R W E C F D S 724 4.1K 80K del 2.1M
G ... Dan Carney @DanManCarney.20h Just asked Bill Belichick's gf how they met 66 741 27K del 1M
laszlo @timtomposting Apr 28 ... girl who's going to be ok Shutterstock 0:02 29 1.9K 22K 252K
helly r. lovebot @milfsonmymind . 1 19h ... you get some amazing texts when people find out you're becoming an intimacy coordinator Today 3:02 PM are moans scripted hey + iMessage 191 16 14K del 154K
anastasian? @gr0ceryline e . 7h O ... if you don't cheat on your partner today you're a fake swiftie The Swift Society tss @TheSwiftSociety 9h Midnights High Infidelity Taylor Swift Do you really want to know where I was April 29th? Spotify 58 1.4K 13K 361K
elizabeth @peeanofreeeeek.20h O ... matt damon i'm assuming Criterion Collection @Criterion 21h Ben Affleck's Closet Picks! C CRITERION which is-Sounds simple, MAL but I find very resonant, 5:53 37 3.9K 72K del 2M
machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix.14h S ... the knights of the round table: fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel. 15h serving #arthur 12 2.3K 45K del 664K
mary @deerwfls . 6h ... Talking stage bro ur 27 37 4.9K 650 del 70K

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