20 Silly Jokes to Pass the Time Between ‘I Spy’ and the License Plate Game on Any Road Trip

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20 Silly Jokes to Pass the Time Between ‘I Spy’ and the License Plate Game on Any Road Trip

We learned a lot today — which is surprising for a list of jokes. We learned what to call a fish with no eyes, we learned what to do if our clock is still hungry and we learned why you shouldn’t wear glasses while playing football.

Man, this list has all the answers. We bet that you’re just itching to get those answers now too, aren’t you?

Zoos

WestCoastHopHead . 7y ago Which animal has the largest breasts in the zoo? The zebra. + 428 ...

Fish

mccofred 7y ago Man walks into a fishmongers with a large fish under his arm. Do you have any fishcakes? Yes the fishmonger replys Points at fish, Good, as it's his birthday tomorrow 480 ...

Swedes

RacingNeilo 7y ago 6 Do you know the reason why the Sweedish navy has barcodes on their ships? So they can Scandanavian. 175 ...

Ants

justkitten25 в 7y ago . Why do ants never get sick? Because they have little antibodies 154 ...

Math

tea_wrecks13 6y ago I was in a graduate class for teaching math. Somebody asked if we knew the way they multiply in China. I said Same way we do, but only once. + 14K ...

Theft

WhatAboutMason 5y ago Someone broke in last night and stole all my anti- depressants. I hope they're happy. 1.1K ...

Felt

el-aficionado 6y ago . Is that felt? *touches fabric* Now it is! + 28K ...

Time

Sonny_Boy_Slim . 5y ago . APVERLIA 6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down. 953 ...

Clocks

DopeCharma e 2y ago . Edited 2y ago How do you know when your clock is still hungry? It goes back four seconds. + 535 ...

Glasses

Moogs9 . 5y ago . Edited 5y ago o Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football? Because it's a contact sport.

Alexander the Great

moonpie57 . 5y ago 12 What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name 771 ...

Cheese

UnionMysterious8381 2y ago . My favorite is you guys wanna hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind..... it's too cheesy + 690 ...

Fish

tursillo2011 . 2y ago e What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh + 351 ...

Cars

Chewiesbro 2y ago Knock Knock Who's there? Car go. Car go who? Nah mate, Owl go who, Car go Beep Beep + 458 ...

Urns

ticklemypickle19 . 5y ago e Anyone can get buried when they die, if you want to be cremated you have to urn it. 5K ...

Naps

Achiles_Heals . 5y ago . Edited 5y ago в If a child doesn't want to take a nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Asked by one of the guys at a volunteer event to a Sheriff.

Dads

Hkatsupreme 5y ago Dad putting car in reverse Dad: Ahh, this takes me back + 37K ...

Orion’s Belt

MoonBasic 5y ago . You know Orion's Belt? Big waist of space, huh? Didn't like that joke? That's okay...it's only got 3 stars + 3.3K ...

Pool Tables

IWillCube 5y ago 4 What's green, furry, has 4 legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree onto you? A pool table + 2.6K ...

High Eyebrows

PlushArtist . 5y ago o I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised 2.4K ...

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