28 Things People Did That They Immediately Regretted

‘I DON’T pay taxes’
28 Things People Did That They Immediately Regretted

Nothing compares to the taste of a fresh coconut on a hot day, but an unlucky Redditor discovered you have to be a bit discerning when choosing which one to crack open. 

“I found an old coconut washed up on my local beach, decided to throw it at the hard sand to crack it open and see if it was still good to eat,” they recalled. “It exploded with quite a bit of force and showered me in rotten grey milk that smelt like the love child of some rotten eggs and the hottest fart you’ve ever done,” adding that they were still able to smell that stench on them “almost a week later.”

Other Redditors have divulged the moments they instantly realized they’d screwed up, including pranks gone wrong, a tax evasion T-shirt and saying “I do.”

zazitoz 1y ago Make a racist youtube video when I was 10 years old in youtube back in 2008 and forget the password to my account. By the time I was in high school, the video had over 2 million + views, and that's what everyone knew me for. Even the teachers knew, and it was one of the most awkward and worst experiences of my life. I tasted the consequences of doing stupid things on the internet at an early age. - 1.5K ...
Stayvein 1y ago I got to my fiancées apartment before her (we were both driving separately) and hid in her dark walk-in closet. As she was taking off her jewelry with her back to me but facing her mirror, I spider- ran at her while growling. The terror in her eyes seeing me scurrying at her from behind in the mirror, combined with the loudest bloodcurdling shriek I've ever heard caused me immediate regret. I felt horrible. Surprised the cops didn't show up. 684 ...
showmeyourkitteeez 1y ago . Edited 1y ago I jumped off a construction barge at night on the Mississippi River. I almost died. I do not suggest this. - 124 ...
EpicGuy0z 1y ago I stroll into middle school one fine morning rocking this shirt that says, I DON'T pay taxes. I figured it would be a hilarious way to flex my sarcasm skills, right? I mean, who wouldn't crack up at the irony of a middle school student claiming tax evasion? My close frineds loved it but little did I know, my other classmates weren't exactly masters of satire. Cut to a few hours later, and I find myself in the principal's office. The shirt had unleashed chaos, with teachers giving me disapproving looks. As I'm sitting there, trying to
likes_soccer 1y ago Taking a piss after cutting hot peppers for salsa - 321 ... Background_Ad_3278 1y ago Bro. 69 ...
2leewhohot 1y ago Worked for two years toward a management role. Special projects, a three hour interview, six months of on the job and book training with a 30 minute presentation in front of the district manager, his boss, and the division president. Second day on the job, I knew I fucked up and did not have the skills for what they expected. I toughed it out for almost two years before I stepped down. It was like winning the lottery. - 254 ...
No_Angle875 1y ago Trusting a fart when I'm sick - 232 ... not_that_guy_at_work ОР . 1y ago Ooooo.... yeah. Been there. I think we all have. Good news: time to get new underware :) 50 ...
ninaroses612 0 1y ago I once replied to an email in a hurry without double-checking the recipient. Ended up sending a personal message to my boss instead of my friend. Immediate regret followed by a swift apology! Double-check before you hit send, folks! I 73 ...
BW_Bird 1y ago I tried to take my cat to the park to train him to be an adventure cat. A few seconds after putting him on the grass, he spots a dog and bolts across the street. Took nearly two hours to get him home and I was a blubbering mess by the end. Never again. - 185 ...
sunflweroctopus 1y ago While working as a delivery driver at Pizza Hut, one of my supervisors was feeling extra nice and said that he'd pay for everyone's Starbucks orders if a driver was willing to go get them. I ordered everyone's drinks at the drive-thru, but didn't get myself anything. Instead, I took a few sips from another girls' hot chocolate. I thought she wouldn't be able to tell that I had some, but it was dark outside and forgot I was wearing red lipstick. When I walked into the shop, I confidently gave it to her with the stains
manofthewheel 1y ago I found an old coconut washed up on my local beach, decided to throw it at the hard sand to crack it open and see if it was still good to eat. It wasn't. It exploded with quite a bit of force and showered me in rotten grey milk that smelt like the love child of some rotten eggs and the hottest fart you've ever done. Swear I could still smell it on me a week later. 50 ...
elmatador12 1y ago When I was a punk teenager, I was out to eat with my family and a friends family. My friends mom was on the heavier side. When the server asked if anyone wanted dessert, my friends mom said no. And I outloud, in a sort of whisper but loud enough for people to hear, and without stopping myself, said well there's a first. It's quite possible the meanest thing I've ever said to somebody and I still feel bad about it over 20 years later. - 430 ...
poke-trance 1y ago Quit my job without having another one lined up. Mentally, I was 100% done though. I couldn't stand another day in that hellhole. 48 ... + 1 more reply
California_Sun1112 1y ago Married my first husband. I realized in a very short time--days--that I had made a terrible mistake. 84 ...
LayYourGhostToRest . 1y ago Put my dog to sleep. I took her to the vet because she wasn't eating and was just sleeping all day. She was only 10 though. They told me she had kidney failure. My options were to put her to sleep there or take her home and wait for her to die. I know it was the right choice to make but as soon as she took that last breath I hated myself. 43 ...
GNME1810 1y ago Woke up after a night out with my married boss next to me. Had got black out drunk and slept with him. The regret and anxiety I felt that morning, | will never forget. - 326 ...
itsfish20 1y ago Quit a job I really enjoyed because my friend quit to go work at another company and he said he was able to get me a job with him. The new company was small, operated out of a shared work space and management had no idea how to run a company. I purposely got myself fried so I could collect unemployment while | was looking for another job like the one I had quit. 93 ...
PolarSango 1y ago When I went to high school, on my way, a poor, most likely homeless lady asked for food. She said she doesn't need money, but something to eat. She was clearly sad and desperate. Back then I was always hungry and hated It so much! I ran away. Since then I wish I could go back and actually give her my sandwhich. She needed It more. 137 ...
shellymaeshaw 1y ago After I saw reality bites I was drunk in friends bathroom tried to give myself Winona ryders hairdo I had long hair not good 34 ...
tossaway78701 1y ago Said I do and proceeded to have a full blown panic attack because my subconscious knew what my ego could not admit. This is before people knew as much about panic attacks. They thought I was hyperventilating due to being over-excited. 33 ...
lexi_prop 1y ago Let someone kiss me when i didn't want to. Which led to a relationship i also didn't want. 49 ...
WavyOrientation 1y ago Oh, hitting that snooze button feels like a rollercoaster of regret, right? It's like a quick decision that instantly brings on the Oh no! moment. - 70 ...
 1y ago Posted some furniture on Facebook marketplace for free.....never again - 45 ...
DebrecenMolnar в 1y ago My mom had PPMS (primary progressive multiple sclerosis) from the time I was 2 until she passed away when I was 32. When I was about 12, she stopped walking. Shortly before she stopped walking, I told her she looked like a penguin when she walked. I was trying to be lighthearted in a time that I knew was mentally tough for her; but I shouldn't have said that. It made her feel awful and that's the last thing I ever wanted her to feel. I still think about it and feel guilt. 24 ...
 1y ago When I was about 13 I was playing on my Xbox with some school friends and they all had loads of brand new games. I knew my mum wouldn't say yes if I asked her to buy me some games off Xbox Live as she was working a job she struggled with. I still decided to steal her bank card and buy about £1000 worth. Fortunately she didn't punish that much but I've always regretted it and it's stayed in my mind. 34 ...
dmb_80_ F 1y ago Bit a big piece off a Carolina Reaper. 19 ... + 2 more replies
hey_its_steve93 1y ago Taught my Labrador to hug. Now he jumps onto anyone that holds their arms out. Не also gets jealous around my girlfriend and I so he jumps up to join in on the hug. 19 ...
ClawhammerJo 1y ago Microwaved a hard boiled egg. It made a strange high pitched sound just before it exploded in my face. Went to the emergency room to get my eyes flushed. No permanent damage. 250 ...

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