66 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of April 2025

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66 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of April 2025

Abe Simpson is known for warning of the EPA’s plot to encase Springfield in a giant, inescapable dome and being the “old man yelling at cloud” in all those memes, but it appears the cartoon patriarch has been stripped of one of his defining achievements: serving in World War II.

Sunday’s “Abe League of Their Moe” appeared to entirely rewrite what The Simpsons patriarch had been up to during the 1940s, dishonorably discharging his years of military service with the Flying Hellfish to depict him as a baseball-loving child during the Second World War. “It’s official: Grampa is canonically too young to have fought in WWII,” observed Twitter user @Galileo908 shortly after the episode hit the airwaves. 

Unfortunately for TV-canon purists, another beloved animated dad has been opened up for revision, too. Earlier this month, Disney Television Group President Craig Erwich hinted that some changes may be in store for King of the Hill’s upcoming revival, promising that fans will see beloved propane salesman Hank Hill “in a whole new way” come Season 14. “It is so perfect for our times without trying too hard,” the exec spilled during a recent chat with Variety

While fans will have to wait and see what propane-powered antics Hank is cooking up later this year, we can still enjoy a laugh while reminiscing about this month’s funniest tweets. April’s best posts included those about calling a jury “chat,” a Wikipedia for normal people and a soda’s apparent healing powers.

yuki @tailsthefoxfan Apr 9 ... u only get hungover because u approach alcohol with an impure spirit 17 2.5K 20K del 335K
cam @harleybaghdad Apr 10 ... Some emails can be responded to on the mobile phone but those that require a sense of seriousness are what I call Computer Emails 30 3.1K 35K 516K
luka big pants @LukaBigPants.3h O ... showing him things he never had the chance to experience materia FO LEARISE OVERL - 2 ternal the Movie AMOURS UNITED GLITTER&GL AMOU RS GLITTER&GI AMOU GLITTERAGE LANJOURS R MOON -LUM and Bestie Collectivo mour Q 1F2 S-ETERNAL adidas BAN - DAI FIGURESHOP ARMAM FIGURESHOP MARURY MARURY LEARISE / PHICI MANCO الموجب R to ROUNDI RAUUND THA LEADER PRO the SET RGARGE GUT SOL EDG WT Coreful FIGUR SADRAM RUSSEIN ~abliver! sent mate A HOP MARURU I HB. - BOMB 26 757 8.2K 87K
Fat Rat G ... @FatRatCowboy Boss makes a dollar I make a dime. That's why I smoke chicken on company time ThinkPad PIT WE LEXINGTON 2:44 PM Apr 7, 2025 1.6M Views 3.2K 82K 76 1.6K
maya 88 @mayahorizons.21h S ... me when i'm home and finally get to take off my bra NER COFFEE ROASTED ROASTED 0:01 Voshie From Mario Kart Actu 8.7K 60 87K dal 1.5M
lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy.14h ... (hbo) max and tubi .... tubi and max 31 2.8K 34K 436K
FULANO. @traplordcami Apr 10 ... they were calling from goochland and everyone knew you 10:44 5G 26 Goochland, VA +1 (804) 460-6669 118 5.9K 106K del 1.8M
Eli @rats7 Apr 9 G ... drinking 5 hard ciders and lowballing this guy conoco $5,000 Gas Station Canopy Perkins, OK 52 1.9K 53K 891K
the heart @Fredward3948576.2 20h ... Posting is like showing a little shoulder and batting your eyes, letting out a yoo-hoo and dropping your handkerchief 3 387 2.1K 36K
meera @hoshifyyy Apr 15 ... i saw u talking to yourself god forbid a girl asks an expert for advice 79 47K 195K del 2.6M
thran_legacy @thran_legacy Apr 14 S ... Heres an example of why i haven't tried to put hats on Gusher not Do not tarb V.آمام 125 7.8K 153K del 2.2M
Y @tinscognito_ . 23h 0 ... nutoka hazalnut chocolate spread Salmon: James Morgan @mulletrider . 23h Can anyone link me with a stream? 8 858 14K del 624K
G ... ganii @gahhnie rare recommendations pull March 29th 20 2:41 12 years of chasing my wife with a lobster 2025) Update) JonTheBoss 996K views.2 weeks ago 4:44 AM Apr 16, 2025 1M Views 60 6.5K 102K 5K
Vanessa @Nessakins_ 22h ... I thought gooning meant eating the entire bag of crab rangoons from the Chinese restaurant. You guys are sick. 353 1.4K 20K del 1M
S @maidenprincesss 13h ... met this guy at the club and i woke up to his cat cuddling my face??? 1K 17K 514K de 8M
@King_Sukunaaa Apr 16 G ... King Sukuna Just imagined my wife in this color and got so excited passed out vinstar @Vinstar66 Apr 16 This color is bad. It's an unnatural shade of green 111 1.5K 29K del 913K
bryn @brynontwt. 23h ... i i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid 326 9.9K 60K del 1.1M
moike @lilmoike . 19h G ... Ive been moving a little differently since my tax return hit 7,042 sales 5.0 (1,064 reviews) Red Gnome Hat Extra Tall Cap Fleece Men Women Tall Pointed Gnome Costume Cap Party Hat 35 1.3K 426K 21K
jasmine @jascrepe. 21h G ... good text today from my dad Italy is a woman 746 12K 112K
doomer @uncledoomer. Apr 22 O ... once went to test drive a new toyota tacoma and when i saw the button for the bed lights, i said thats the jellyfish launcher with my best dad joke smile and the sales guys face turned an ashen grey like a soldier who had just returned from the battle of verdun Liliana @LilithFair10 Apr 21 This truck has a jellyfish launcher 95 4.7K 147K del 2.8M
G ... Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed Apr 22 The Catholic priest who sent this to me does not want to be recognized, but the meme should be Pizzaballa O O Parolin Jeb 135 37 751 12K del 290K
hero X @1thousandfaces_. 12h ... No pope rn so premarital is A-OK 14 193 3.4K del 53K
trevy ... @chillextremist Getting hit by a car in a non serious way would be huge for me right now 3:19 PM Apr 23, 2025 746K Views 67 4.9K 37K 777
Raven @CloudxRaven.22h O ... omg that's like their beyoncè Vikas @thunderxstorm07.23h Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy II 195 9.7K 3.7M 148K
christina ;P @wearethosemfs . 21h G ... Frivas snuck viet food into the ballpark i hope they don't banh mi 77 807 23K del 346K
emilio @emilio_oilime . 17h ... everyone is worried about Red 40 meanwhile she left me on Read 40 minutes ago 39 3.1K 37K del 595K
s ... John The Neanderthal Fetterman @dalla_scienza Apr 22 Showing this to my barber at Great Clips T POPE FRANCIS 12/17/36 4/21/25 8 1.5K 28K 402K
s ... Rocco Botte @rocco_botte.2 21h No me hasn't 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - Apr 24 'YOU' has ended. Y I 43 9.2K 128K del 2.3M
Regular AshtraySnootBoop @CumwadS9615 Apr 24 G ... can't tell if my shadow looks more like billie joe armstrong or lisa simpson 56 1.7K 114 del 17K
ancient tweeker bitch @superloafcat . 20h ... Serf talking to his friend: @Saintg0r. 22h New Lorde is okay. 15 2.1K 27K 998K
Perc @PercThaGoat. 19h O ... This sht can probably cure a common cold in two sips UNKNOWN @Thee_Unknown420.19h Sprite said: Oh y'all like ginger?! 20PH DIGMITED Sprite 210 CALORIES PER DOTTLE GINGER 20 FL OZ (1.25 PT) OTHER LEMON- FLAVORED NATURAL -LIME SODA e GINGER FLAVORS WITH 591 mL 36K 44 2.5K 599K
Ned @Nedsfeed 15h s ... We got a new Pope 16. ARI 17.CIN I 18. SEA CARDINALS PICK IS IN ROUND 1 abc 248 10K 131K 4.4M
bri G @ufobri Apr 24 s ... me when i find a new song to overplay for weeks until i'm sick of it dreamstime 111 19K 108K del 2.4M
brandon* @brndxix Apr 19 G ... apple maps could lead me to hell and i still wouldn't use google maps Kma @KmaFr_ Apr 18 Apple maps the second you get on the highway GIF 320 9.9K 140K 8M
the giant ... @chaser_bait i i knew this beautiful spanish guy in college and once he went on a trip so i asked where he was staying and he said when he never books hotels, he just goes out, meets a girl, has a ONS or a fling, and stays with her. he said it the same way i'd say im staying at a marriott 12:39 PM Apr 26, 2025 2.2M Views 169 1.8K 87K 4.6K
comfy s... @ihatethiskid Why would she say this to me lol Smile if you eat ass 11:59 PM Apr 9, 2025 . 1.6M Views
0 america's frasier lounge singer ... @KrangTNelson you have literally never had a job lol Riley Gaines BRUN @Riley_Gaines_ Mar 22 If you want to buy junk food, get a job 12:22 AM Apr 18, 2025 1.5M Views 345 1.8K 56K 418
Lolo ... @LolOverruled Permission to call the jury chat, your honor? 4:25 PM Apr 18, 2025 3.5M Views 130 8.1K 132K 3K
RAMSEY O ... @rumsey_lol what are u reading my own tweets 9:10 PM Apr 3, 2025 637.9K Views
G ... i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan omg that girl can do anything Jack Michaels @EdmontonJack Apr 7 Olivier Rodrigue will make his first NHL start tonight. WELCOME TO HONDA CENTER ANAHEIM DUCKS 11:20 AM ticketmaster Rimpact Kwikset EXEN TIRE Opendoor TROUTHAN FAIRMONT BREWE HONI country COX MERCURY SURANCE VAPP Ford 7:25 PM Apr 8, 2025 7.9M Views 174 18K 343K 3.9K
a ... @stanyelyah trisha paytas being pregnant every time a figure of importance dies is actually insane omg 4:20 AM Apr 21, 2025 6.7M Views 259 19K 358K 6.8K
مهرة G ... @mhara444 omg dubai chocolate blunt Stoner Bariie @stonersvilla. Mar 17 Wyd after smoking this? 3:18 PM Apr 3, 2025 . 1.8M Views 75 3.7K 60K 732
Michael. ... @yosoymichael scsvsvsgsgs...AND I THOUGHT I WAS MEAN? Pitchfork @pitchfork Apr 14 Benson Boone is horrible, just godawful, the kind of act that makes you wonder if this whole medium has been worth it Read our Coachella recap ... Show more 9:52 PM Apr 14, 2025 787.7K Views 9 661 24K 882
G ... awalmartparkinglot @awalmartparking i teach 11th grade so my students were born in like 2007-2009 i was teaching them about 9/11 (they shockingly did not know much at all) so i was showing them the footage of president bush finding out then a kid yelled: oh my god! that's where the meme came from?!?! KE MA Ca 6:39 PM Apr 26, 2025 5.3M9 Views
O soapy hadid ... @soapyhadid I designed this poster. Just to clarify, we did orchestrate the stampede that sent a herd of buffalo over a cliff. No Al was involved at ALL. We believe in doing things the right way A24 A24 @A24 Apr 10 Ari Aster's EDDINGTON. Coming soon FESTIVAL DE CANNES 2025 OFFICIAL SELECTION COMPETITION Hindsight is 2020 WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ARI ASTER EDDINGTON JOAQUIN PEDRO LUKE DEIRDRE MICHAEL WITH AUSTIN AND EMMA PHOENIX PASCAL GRIMES O'CONNELL WARD BUTLER STONE COMING SOON A21 3:36 PM Apr 10, 2025 5.2.1M Views 104 2.6K 94K 1.9K
derek guy ... @dieworkwear have you been to space? gayle, i'm trying to live no more than a 5 min walk from a grocery store 9:47 PM Apr 16, 2025 . 523.1K Views 82 1.7K 31K 255
demi adejuyigbe ... @electrolemon I loved SINNERS. just one of many things i have in common with jesus christ 1:54 PM Apr 19, 2025 868.3K Views 29 3.4K 36K 1.4K
butch bubba G ... @midtowncowboys I'm not even kidding ts. Yes. I absolutely do. Remove the phrase I absolutely-do. Dismiss G See more in Grammarly butch bubba @midtowncowboys Apr 26 Grammarly is so annoying, you write anything and it asks you if you want it to read as if a vulcan wrote it 7:39 PM Apr 26, 2025 2.1M Views 110 6.8K 145K 3.1K
Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Dads love saying, I can see 3 eggs from where I'm standing that you haven't found yet. 9:59 AM Apr 20, 2025 . 2.8M Views 127 3K 94K 1.4K
Hunter O ... @StatisticUrban If I had a nickel for every time a major Western leader had died immediately after meeting a populist far-right conservative I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice. eressëa @isilanorien Apr 21 same energy 4:46 AM Apr 21, 2025 1.5M Views 84 7.3K 87K 1.5K
wavywebsurf Subscribe G ... @wavywebsurf youtube knew I was about to close the app and the algorithm was like let me lock in 11:53 How Were People With Down E Syndrome Treated In History? Disturban History 1.7K views 46 minutes ago 3:38 PM Apr 25, 2025 9.4M Views 381 10K 43K 307K
Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian Apr 1 s ... no, we knew Culture Crave @CultureCrave Apr 1 Christopher Walken says Bugs Bunny is one of his favorite actors Не told Ben Stiller that A lot of times I've played roles as if I was Bugs Bunny... but nobody knew 38 2.2K 71K 1.9M
tara ... @proletarat oh so just because I made several purchases money gets deducted from my bank account? 10:29 AM Apr 25, 2025 . 1.4M Views 98 11K 100K 1.2K
KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) ... @horse_feedbag I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes 2:19 PM Apr 25, 2025 3.2M Views 298 17K 206K 2.7K
O'Shea Jackson Jr G ... @OsheaJacksonJr There is anime somewhere in here. I can't put my finger on it but my anime senses are going crazy PORTES Film Updates @FilmUpdates Apr 16 Janelle Monáe, Teyana Taylor and Ryan Destiny stun for Vogue and GQ Tyler Mitchell 5:14 PM . Apr 16, 2025 5.7.9M Views
Justin Wolfers ... @JustinWolfers I just want to tip my hat to the crack team of White House economists who were able to discover--in just a few short days--that the U.S. is dependent on China for smartphones, computers and semiconductors. 4:18 PM Apr 12, 2025 . 1.6M Views 949 6.7K 47K 903
Neri G ... @kas0n3ri My parents are canon that doesn't make them a good ship GIF ada @ircnshields Apr 22 but it's canon!! is such a dumb argument my parents are canon that doesn't make them a good ship x.com/agstdef/status... 10:44 AM Apr 23, 2025 7.7M Views
G ... sophie @tallbaby98 Fell asleep drunk on porch waiting for my food Order Complete 241 12 Today at 12:31 AM Б 241 Order dropped off If you are having trouble finding your order, message your Dasher or tap Help. Your order is complete. Enjoy! Your Dasher Zharas Chat Rate Dasher Add tip un Order details 3:08 PM Apr 25, 2025 12.9M Views 1.2K 22K 433K 15K
helen G ... @helen me giving my dog a bath The White House @WhiteHouse Apr 9 DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED 5:40 PM Apr 9, 2025 10.7M Views 278 339K 23K 7.2K
garfield s ... @eagleman42069 its almost summer, time to break out my snacklebox DRIGOOK CORISHERA OXSISK 3:30 PM Apr 27, 2025 6.2M Views
s ... Dylan Ali @dylanali_ my weed too strong I'd fuck around n start getting scared Bertie Angolia @StcrevDavid Apr 11 Replying to @Eden_Eats Dream blunt rotation C 4:56 PM Apr 11, 2025 5.4.8M Views 345 8.3K 3.9K 150K
charles r. davis G ... @charizardavis practicing a little dutch for my trip to amsterdam and there is no way this language is real English where is the best gay bar Dutch waar is de beste homobar 9:29 PM Apr 7, 2025 from Burbank, CA 5.8M Views 400 9.9K 236K 9.3K
Lukas Battle ... @lukasbattle I have wig blindness - when I watch a tv show or movie I will automatically believe that is their real hair no questions asked my mind just instantly accepts it and I think that's beautiful 10:06 PM Apr 14, 2025 2.4M Views 226 8.6K 135K 2.5K
naomi G ... @lachancenaomi27 Best ratio of my career KMAG YOYO @UnusuallyBased 19h ... You're so close but no blue eyes. Hope you find a man who'll settle. 55 6 194 del 187K naomi @lachancenaomi27.19h That picture is from my wedding makeup trial 32 54 19K dil 161K 10:21 AM Apr 8, 2025.3.2M Views
G ... a @aallleeexxxxxx1 someone put their coke really close to my latte in the office fridge and Vitamin & 100% Revish U Partshere Any IN Rapres CALORIES a enfanced Zinc 25% PER KORE something about that is so romantic to me 0 liverage FREE significant 19FL OZ (1.06 PT) 500 mL Be MA In @ATHILK.YAHILLA La COLOMBE® COFFEE ROASTERS AFT LATTE AL TASTE Cola 1994 YAHILLA / COLD BREW WITH ORTHILK 140 S 12 FL OZ Hall (355 mL) CREVES SKIN Spillsafe 9:18 AM Apr 8, 2025 5.7M Views 9.4K 448K 17K 769
bald ann dowd @ali_sivi Apr 9 ... they should make a wikipedia for normal people. i should be able to google my barista 29 635 14K del 267K

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