35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, April 28, 2025

We’re supposed to pretend it’s normal, I guess…
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, April 28, 2025

According to David Cross, Jay Johnston just might be the world’s luckiest January 6th rioter. A little less than a year after the Bob’s Burgers alum pled guilty to charges stemming from his involvement in the attack on the U.S. Capitol in 2021, his Mr. Show co-star decided to open up about his former colleague, denouncing him as a “lucky traitor.

“I don’t even know where Jay is,” Cross said of Johnston, who was pardoned by President Donald Trump before he could serve his one-year sentence. “I don’t know if he’s a Proud Boy yet.”

In other lousy news: King of the Hill’s Jonathan Joss “wasn’t invited” to attend the ATX TV Festival ahead of the sitcom’s highly-anticipated revival. “It’s hard to find the words, but I felt like I needed to say something not entirely out of anger, but also out of the deep ache in my heart,” Joss, who probably won’t appear in the show’s upcoming 14th season, explained in a heartfelt Facebook post. “That character, that voice, that story … they were my home, my pride, my connection to something bigger than myself. To not be invited felt like being shut out of a place I helped build.”

But despite these sad updates, it’s not all doom and gloom out there. Just take a look at today’s funniest tweets, the best of which take aim at Revenge of the Sith’s screenwriting, our modern-day Princess Diana and the only correct way to rig elections.

S Tom Nestor @tomnestorcomic• 20h ... Не literally stabbed a 13 year old girl Liverpool FC @LFC . Apr 27 Millie Bobby Brown and Owen Cooper here to support the Reds sar Kenny Dalelish Stand droom Boardroom Boardroom Boardro Boardroom 307 1.8K 84K 8.4M
noa @thenoasletter 18h ... shoutout to the baby who didn't cry once during sinners. your mom's parenting is questionable, but you were an impressive moviegoing acquaintance! 3 1.1K 31K 342K
Mike @michaelcollado.19h ... The NYC apartment of the character in a movie or show with no money 148 4.5K 116K del 1.5M
machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix - 13h ... M men love to show you a youtube video. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture 78 4.8K 47K del 871K
Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe : 22h s ... And to think last year he was making fries at McDonald's The White House @WhiteHouse Apr 26 Replying to @WhiteHouse 117 1.6K 38K . 794K
Spellgage @spellgage . 19h ... The year is 2005. The Pope just died, but you're excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters. The year is 2025. The Pope just died, but you're excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters. 71 5.9K 73K del 1.1M
s ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 16h fair enough CHERRY + 656.4K Trying to bond with my male cat, but idk what men do for fun so I took him 1,651 to Home Depot 32.4K 10 1.2K 24K del 204K
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2 21h ... theres an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars 145 914 19K 320K
Perfume Genius @perfumegenius Apr 27 O ... why do movie theater ads always show the food and drink flying out POP CORN 65 299 15K del 355K
Jenni s ... @hashjenni Apr 27 me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch Emma @Emilycoo_per . Apr 27 having a job is cool but everydayyy??? 97 128K 17K del 4.6M
JAZ @carlaxnxx.20h G ... DON'T EAT AT THE CHUM BUCKET DO @idgaf_ninja . 20h tweet like we live in bikini bottom 34 3.5K 44K 869K
- @internetkendra . 23h s ... You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension ballie ball pit cocktail bar STOREYS ballie 12 97 2.9K 53K
captain brian @quebecween.22h G ... i'm paying off my student debt ДЛ 40 TICL 15 TICKETS 4 BIG BASS BONUS 4 TICKETS 1000 TICKETS 4 TICKETS 4 -TICKETS TICKETS 50 TICKETS EVEC THE MIN TO PLAY: INSERT COIN(S) LIFT HANDLE-TO START TRY To WIN PULL HANDLE-DOWN To SPIN WHEEL THE HURRY... BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT! BIG BASS BONUS! C BIG GASS WORLD 104 7K 134K 1.4M
Jeanie @buttforager 20h ... Every airport should have a terminal for people who have apparently never flown before and don't know what's happening and then another terminal for normal well prepared people 27 657 16K 195K
Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode . 21h S ... Dental stundents will see this and say infinite money glitch 216 3.4K 89K del 1.9M
memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor. 23h ... X Memes if your boss calls you a rockstar just know you're getting underpaid 36 399 4.1K del 177K
ghostcharm @ghost_charm 17h ... another saturday night gone by Jokes Told 42 Diseases Contracted 3 15 3.5K 52K 637K
i'm nice on here @littleerik . 23h ... the lack of a pope has got me actin wild 23 1.8K 16K 286K
trash jones @jzux . - 13h s... do pigeons dream Cheetos Party Size! Crunchy 425 6.6K 8 del 150K
@sonohoor Apr 27 ... i want whatever the people who run at 6am have 267 13K 66K del 1.1M
ВСН @ByungChulHarden : 21h ... CETS 13 Sick cultural reference bro why don't you say something from the heart 23 1.5K 13K del 198K
Olga Gabrooshy (Spiritual Healer) @emilyinqatar. 1 19h ... Who's gonna host drag race? Tune! Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz Apr 25 Rue will reportedly play a drug dealer in the third season of Euphoria. euphoria 31 1.6K 27K del 856K
the darkest bobby @bobbydilettante . : 22h ... JD Vance full name is Jance Dance Vance 12 398 6.5K del 64K
old tom @YuckyTom . 20h ... trying to convince my coworkers hailee steinfeld is jerry's niece and she added the 't' to avoid the nepo allegations til my boss sends me home 9 104 4K 40K
tyris @TYRISPRINT 2 23h ... i'm at the hospital. @TYRISPRINT Apr 27 tyris i took 3 edibles i don't feel shitttttttt 595 3.4K 49K del 3.6M
S ... dooney and broke @fincherslay.20h this is my princess diana and dodi fayed super SUPER TV @superTV247.21h JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes have both been spotted for the first time since the Celebrity Big Brother Final-at a golf club together #CBBUK Wilson COLLY use There's a new version of this post 8 217 238K 4K
jude @OregonMapGuy - 21h ... if I was a dictator I would only rig elections so I get like ~60% nothing crazy 78 594 19K del 261K
greta @gretaschle 20h ... sex is beautiful bc you're not on your phone 28 618 9K del 166K
Meg @megannn_lynne . 15h ... Ohhhh so now I'm the bad guy. Just for being a huge bitch 10 2.6K 15K del 295K
Austin @awoodustin 17h ... Every scene in Revenge of the Sith starts with two characters looking at each other in silence for 5 seconds then one of them brings up the topic of the scene 105 812 29K 825K
around the fursuit @2femcel2furious • - 19h ... my sexually ambiguous eunuch advisor and i saw you from across the gulch and we really hate your fucking vibe 2 391 3.3K 42K
S mount bellyache @mountbellyache • 3h ... gonk is this true Gonk 4 years ago LGBT actually stands for the The Beatles name's L-Lennon G-George B-Bassist Paul McCartney T-The Drummer Show less 3.1K Reply 589 54 9.4K del 76K
Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt. 11h s ... One of the great things about The Rehearsal is you never quite know what the show is or will be about (PARAMOUNT PLUS SOLDIER ORDERING IN GERMAN) SONY 171 3.6K 60K 9
s ... ou-.com @evadentz. 15h goodnight Minion chichón GRATIS Publicado hace un día en Morelia, MICH 6 82 1.3K del 32K
Petrol Weeb F @PetrolWeeb Apr 27 s ... Let's play a game Public Playlist Russian Roulette Goryo 6 songs, 24 min 34 sec + Custom order Album L # Title Somebody That Used To K... 1 Making Mirrors 4:05 Gotye, Kimbra Somebody That I Used To K... 2 4:05 Making Mirrors Gotye, Kimbra Somebody That Used To K... 3 Making Mirrors 4:05 Gotye, Kimbra Somebody That Used To K... 4 Making Mirrors 4:05 Gotye, Kimbra Somebody That Used To K... 5 Making Mirrors 4:05 Gotye, Kimbra Anxiety 6 Anxiety 4:09 E Doechii 138 8.4K 106K del 1.3M

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