22 Jokes to Make Friends or Enemies Out of the People Stuck in the Elevator With You

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22 Jokes to Make Friends or Enemies Out of the People Stuck in the Elevator With You

We hate to admit it, but we really struggled to rifle off some jokes this morning. Normally we have a ton of classic zingers ready to go, so it was a little upsetting to see how rusty wed gotten.

Not to worry. That just means its time to refill the ol joke well, and luckily theres no shortage of them here on the ol interwebs. 

The Deceased Blacksmith

ThrindellOblinity 4y ago The local blacksmith passed away and I inherited his dog. As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door. 1.3K ...

Dr. Frankenstein, Bodybuilder

SuitedHarvey e 8y ago 9 Dr Frankenstein entered a body building contest. Upon arrival he realised he misunderstood the objective 2.1K ...

A Skeleton Walks into a Bar...

 4 4y ago . A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. + 1.5K ...

Have You Heard About Corduroy Pillows?

pjd252 . 4y ago Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines 312 ...

The Giving Beekeeper

caffeinecunt 4y ago Edited 4y ago I went to a beekeeper to buy a dozen bees. Не counted out 13 and gave them to me. So, being an honest person I told him Sir, you gave me one too many! Не looked at me and said That ones a freebie! 1.6K ...

Scrabble Spiller

GodDarnBatman 4y ago e Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street? + 707 ...

What’s the Difference Between a Steak and a Shooting Star?

shadowban_this_post . 4y ago o What's the difference between a steak and a shooting star? One's meaty, the other is a little meteor. + 627 ...

Why Did the Cross-Eyed Teacher Get Fired?

CorrectTowel e 4y ago Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? She couldn't control her pupils. + 411 ...

How Do You Get an Art Major Off Your Porch?

Mojo Darkoblivion e 1y ago How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza. 1.7K Share ...

A Limbo Champion Walks into a Bar...

JustSomeDudeOnReddit . 1y ago A limbo champion walks into a bar. Не was disqualified! 2.9K Share ...

Why Doesn’t Oedipus Use Foul Language?

cyberjar88 . 1y ago Why doesn't Oedipus use foul language? Не kisses his mother with that mouth. + 4.2K Share ...

A Pirate Walks into a Bar...

CaptainAwesome06 . 1y ago . Edited 1y ago A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender said to him, hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants? The pirate replied, Arrrgghh it's driving me nuts!

Mexican Magicians

MarshMallo15 9mo ago в A Mexican magician tells his audience for his last trick he will make himself disappear! Не starts uno, dos ... poof ... he disappears without a tres 130 ...

What’s Blue and Smells Like Red Paint?

RIPWookieMan 6y ago . What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. + 411 ...

The Meaning of a Shoutout

Swagizilla 6 9y ago . Shoutout to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is + 6K ...

The Meaning of Irony

templefugate . 9y ago . My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of 'ironic', which was ironic because we were at a train station. 1.9K ...

Dying EpiPens

RitAblue - 9y ago I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it. + 3.7K ...

What Do You Get When You Cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Mediocretes1 9y ago What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway. 298 ...

How Many Freudian Psychiatrists Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Dikaneisdi 9y ago How many Freudian psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis. Ladder! Hold the ladder. + 235 ...

A Tiny Sex Joke

Scrappy_Larue . 9y ago e Did my girlfriend find me sexually unsatisfying? A small part of me says yes. + 793 ...

Living in North Korea

McGotham e 9y ago e I asked my friend how it was living in North Korea. Не says he can't complain. 518 ...

What’s a Buccaneer?

mightiestmovie 9y ago What's a buccaneer? A high price to pay for corn. 624 ...

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