Cracked Archive - Extras
5 Pets That Don't Give A Crap That You're A Hot Mess
Owning five to 10 goldfish is an unparalleled joy -- as long as you haven't actually felt joy since last April.
- By Anna Drezen
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- May 10, 2016
The 11 Most Essential Self-Defense Techniques Everyone Needs
Add some realism to those heroic fantasies you have in the shower.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 05, 2016
19 Most Misleading Statistics (That Are Technically Correct)
It turns out numbers do lie, and are very good at it.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 20, 2016
The 15 Most Fun Things You Can (Legally) Pay To Do
Note: All of these require a certain lack of sanity to want to do.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 07, 2016
Your Favorite Cracked Social Media Posts This Week - 3/19
When you were lurking under that damp, wormy rock last week, this is what all the Internet kids were going on about.
- By Cracked Writers
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- March 19, 2016
10 Cracked Social Media Posts That Crushed It This Week-3/12
The nice people of the Internet shared the hell out of these last week. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!
- By Cracked Writers
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- March 12, 2016
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week (3/5)
It was a week of ninjas and zombies. If you'd have gone for pirates and hobos too, then we would have had a party.
- By Cracked Writers
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- March 05, 2016
26 Techniques That Prove Advertisers Think You're Dumb
Yo, don't act like you're eating those Hardee's Burgers every day.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 02, 2016
Our 10 Most Insanely-Popular Social Posts This Week - 2/28
If only Brawndo irrigation was our biggest problem?
- By Cracked Writers
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- February 28, 2016
Our Most-Shared (And Loved?) FB Posts This Week - 2/21
In space, everyone can see your dick church.
- By Cracked Writers
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- February 21, 2016
11 Times People Shrugged In The Face Of Disaster
'Mmm, just back up a couple centimeters. I'll be fine.'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 18, 2016
24 Clever Shopping Hacks Stores Don't Want You To Know
When buying a car, get out quick and don't let the salesperson throw in any add-ons.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 15, 2016
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 2/14
Shhh... Everything is going to be okay.
- By Cracked Writers
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- February 14, 2016
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 2/7
If space doesn't kill you, snoring just might.
- By Cracked Writers
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- February 07, 2016
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 1/31
Turns out morphin' time didn't work out too well in the long term.
- By Cracked Writers
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- January 31, 2016
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