Yo, don't act like you're eating those Hardee's Burgers every day.
If only Brawndo irrigation was our biggest problem?
In space, everyone can see your dick church.
When buying a car, get out quick and don't let the salesperson throw in any add-ons.
Shhh... Everything is going to be okay.
If space doesn't kill you, snoring just might.
Turns out morphin' time didn't work out too well in the long term.
We love the fact that Harrison Ford is rich as hell. And he probably knows that.
Jesus, dragons and other departed icons...
Too many atheists act like missionaries -- evangelizing at strangers who just want to live their lives, feeling and acting smugly superior because of their (non)beliefs, and insisting that a greater good justifies their asshole behavior.
Things got pretty meaty.
As we closed out the year, nothing was as it seemed...