Some advice about advice, or advice-squared: If someone tells you what they wish they would have done, listen. If they only tell you things they wouldn't have done, ignore them.
Iron Man sure is a dick when he drunk texts.
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These are the Kickstarter projects that made my friends and me say, 'Well, surely we can do better than THAT.'
Board games now offer more amazing locations and adventures in a box than the TARDIS, but many people still rank them lower on their entertainment options list than murder-suicide. Because they've been trained to hate them by the six worst board games in history.
We at Cracked are experts at moving house. Often at great speed, barely ahead of grizzled detectives we've pushed over the edge.
The world of comics is under attack by legions of Fake Geek Girls. Fortunately, some brave men have stepped forward to defend their hobby from these imposters. Unfortunately, every single one is a raging asshole.