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6 Ways Gardening Is Like Going to War
The Beatles' George Harrison liked gardening. He's dead now. Coincidence?
- By Luke McKinney
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- August 10, 2013
6 Important Things Nobody Tells You About Grad School
Some advice about advice, or advice-squared: If someone tells you what they wish they would have done, listen. If they only tell you things they wouldn't have done, ignore them.
- By Luke McKinney
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- June 25, 2013
13 Texts from Last Night (from Famous Superheroes)
Iron Man sure is a dick when he drunk texts.
- By Diana McCallum, Andrew Ivimey
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- June 07, 2013
Why the Greatest X-Men Comic Is About a Drunken Brawl
When you're trying to figure out the all-time greatest X-Men story, there are a lot of really strong contenders. But here is the strongest.
- By Chris Sims
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- June 01, 2013
5 Gamer Comments That Give Straight White Guys a Bad Name
This is a gallery of every possible way a straight white male could be a dick about it without starring in porn.
- By Luke McKinney
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- May 27, 2013
7 Awesome Moments in the Greatest Police Training Video Ever
It is an 85-minute spectacular featuring re-enactments performed by heavily accented Canadians, Satanic sacrifice, and an emphasis on how the police can deal with broadswords and razor-bladed trucker caps.
- By Chris Sims
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- May 24, 2013
The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Actually Got Funded
These are the Kickstarter projects that made my friends and me say, 'Well, surely we can do better than THAT.'
- By Michael Swaim
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- May 04, 2013
The 5 Ways We Define Love (And Why They're Wrong)
Come with me as I seek the most accurate definition for this thing that makes the world go round. Spoiler alert: A thing that makes the world go round is a bad definition for love.
- By Gladstone
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- April 02, 2013
5 Things No One Can Teach You About Being Funny
There are some things about being funny that no one can teach you. If you decide to pursue comedy as a career, you'll inevitably encounter these things.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 30, 2013
6 Board Games That Ruined It for Everyone
Board games now offer more amazing locations and adventures in a box than the TARDIS, but many people still rank them lower on their entertainment options list than murder-suicide. Because they've been trained to hate them by the six worst board games in history.
- By Luke McKinney
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- March 06, 2013
7 Things No One Tells You About Moving to a New Country
We at Cracked are experts at moving house. Often at great speed, barely ahead of grizzled detectives we've pushed over the edge.
- By Luke McKinney
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- February 24, 2013
The 5 Types of Sociopath Invented by the Internet
Behold, the goatses of the five biggest social media services.
- By Luke McKinney
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- January 12, 2013
The 7 Most Ridiculous Things About Calling Out Fake Fangirls
The world of comics is under attack by legions of Fake Geek Girls. Fortunately, some brave men have stepped forward to defend their hobby from these imposters. Unfortunately, every single one is a raging asshole.
- By Luke McKinney
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- December 08, 2012
7 Tips for Not Screwing Up College
If you've just arrived in college: Congratulations! Allow us to correct the fact you're already screwing around on the Internet instead of learning with some crib notes for the next four years.
- By Luke McKinney
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- September 09, 2012
The 7 Most Hilariously Badass Magazine Covers Ever
Stag Magazines were outlets for the frustrated masculinity of men returning from wartime only to find that their new foes were squeaky hinges and their most thrilling conquest was crabgrass. They needed excitement so badly that they didn't care if it was vicarious or insane. And thus entered the Stag mags: Their modus operandi was to commission an
- By Robert Brockway
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- December 07, 2011
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