Cracked Archive - Extras

Breaking news: Nobody gives a shit. Get over yourself already.

• By Winston Rowntree
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• August 27, 2013

The Beatles' George Harrison liked gardening. He's dead now. Coincidence?

• By Luke McKinney
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• August 10, 2013

Some advice about advice, or advice-squared: If someone tells you what they wish they would have done, listen. If they only tell you things they wouldn't have done, ignore them.

• By Luke McKinney
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• June 25, 2013

Iron Man sure is a dick when he drunk texts.

• By Diana McCallum, Andrew Ivimey
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• June 07, 2013

When you're trying to figure out the all-time greatest X-Men story, there are a lot of really strong contenders. But here is the strongest.

• By Chris Sims
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• June 01, 2013

This is a gallery of every possible way a straight white male could be a dick about it without starring in porn.

• By Luke McKinney
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• May 27, 2013

It is an 85-minute spectacular featuring re-enactments performed by heavily accented Canadians, Satanic sacrifice, and an emphasis on how the police can deal with broadswords and razor-bladed trucker caps.

• By Chris Sims
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• May 24, 2013

These are the Kickstarter projects that made my friends and me say, 'Well, surely we can do better than THAT.'

• By Michael Swaim
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• May 04, 2013

Come with me as I seek the most accurate definition for this thing that makes the world go round. Spoiler alert: A thing that makes the world go round is a bad definition for love.

• By Gladstone
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• April 02, 2013

There are some things about being funny that no one can teach you. If you decide to pursue comedy as a career, you'll inevitably encounter these things.

• By Adam Tod Brown
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• March 30, 2013

Board games now offer more amazing locations and adventures in a box than the TARDIS, but many people still rank them lower on their entertainment options list than murder-suicide. Because they've been trained to hate them by the six worst board games in history.

• By Luke McKinney
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• March 06, 2013

We at Cracked are experts at moving house. Often at great speed, barely ahead of grizzled detectives we've pushed over the edge.

• By Luke McKinney
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• February 24, 2013

Behold, the goatses of the five biggest social media services.

• By Luke McKinney
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• January 12, 2013

The world of comics is under attack by legions of Fake Geek Girls. Fortunately, some brave men have stepped forward to defend their hobby from these imposters. Unfortunately, every single one is a raging asshole.

• By Luke McKinney
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• December 08, 2012

If you've just arrived in college: Congratulations! Allow us to correct the fact you're already screwing around on the Internet instead of learning with some crib notes for the next four years.

• By Luke McKinney
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• September 09, 2012