Cracked Archive - Extras

Cracked Store Post: Futuristic Violence And Fancy Shirts
Cracked Store Post: Futuristic Violence And Fancy Shirts

Dear David Wong, Hey Buddy! It's the Cracked marketing team here. You remember us, right?

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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 9/20
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 9/20

Cats really do make everything better. Well, until you die and they eat your face off.

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Cracked Store Update: 5 Shirts To Up Your Condescension Game
Cracked Store Update: 5 Shirts To Up Your Condescension Game

Buy these five art-themed shirts and the world will respect you as the culture vulture you are.

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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 9/13
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 9/13

If the world won't acknowledge the groundbreaking new genre of music you invented, there's always money in hot dogs.

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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 9/6
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 9/6

Nothing is as it seems. Except for pandas. They're big, dopey cosmic pranks, inside and out.

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The Cracked Store Update: The Labor Day Sweep
The Cracked Store Update: The Labor Day Sweep

Just consider us the Labor Day Santa Claus. Or something.

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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 8/30
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 8/30

Babies are superhuman and Princess Leia wrote the Wedding Singer. What a world we live in...

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8 Reasons You Should Write For Cracked (One Involves Money!)
8 Reasons You Should Write For Cracked (One Involves Money!)

Cracked is a genie, and it is here to grant you an arbitrary number of wishes, depending on its mood and how drunk you get it before asking.

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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 8/23
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 8/23

This week science wowed us with its sciencing and historical ladies dazzled us with their badassery.

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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 8/16
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 8/16

Some weeks you're just looking to have your faith in humanity crushed like a Whoville dust speck.

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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 8/9
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 8/9

Pretty much everything on this week's list should be the basis of a nursery rhyme.

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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 7/26
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 7/26

There were heroes. There were weapons. And there was Killdozer...

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5 Reasons Everyone Getting Married Can Suck It
5 Reasons Everyone Getting Married Can Suck It

There are a lot of good things about being the only single person you ever interact with.

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10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 7/19
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 7/19

If you just had sex in Kentucky, you probably broke the law.

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