Cats really do make everything better. Well, until you die and they eat your face off.
Buy these five art-themed shirts and the world will respect you as the culture vulture you are.
If the world won't acknowledge the groundbreaking new genre of music you invented, there's always money in hot dogs.
Nothing is as it seems. Except for pandas. They're big, dopey cosmic pranks, inside and out.
Babies are superhuman and Princess Leia wrote the Wedding Singer. What a world we live in...
Cracked is a genie, and it is here to grant you an arbitrary number of wishes, depending on its mood and how drunk you get it before asking.
This week science wowed us with its sciencing and historical ladies dazzled us with their badassery.
Some weeks you're just looking to have your faith in humanity crushed like a Whoville dust speck.
Pretty much everything on this week's list should be the basis of a nursery rhyme.
There were heroes. There were weapons. And there was Killdozer...
If you just had sex in Kentucky, you probably broke the law.
Cats are just in charge of every goddamn thing now.