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I will hold out hope that she was murdered while writing me back.
In the wrong hands a sexy ad can turn into the stuff nightmares are made of. Not even sexy nightmares, either.
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Indian burns for your junk! Thanks Cosmo!
There are right and wrong times for everything. This is arguably more true for erections than anything else in the world.
The only thing more awesome than an urban legend turning out to be true is if that same legend involves some sort of nefarious sex or groin related hilarity.