The most successful techniques for irritating your ex are tightly tied to the techniques that originally won her heart. By adapting well established wooing techniques to suit your childish needs, we've created the following list of revenge techniques, sure to mildly annoy your one time lover.
I will hold out hope that she was murdered while writing me back.
In the wrong hands a sexy ad can turn into the stuff nightmares are made of. Not even sexy nightmares, either.
Indian burns for your junk! Thanks Cosmo!