No matter how awesome the dream, it's all about perspective.
Yes, as if it's not bad enough that you're losing the one person who will remember to inform the singing waiters at Olive Garden that it's your birthday, it turns out that ending a relationship can actually have other awful, long-lasting effects on your life.
That's right, you know even less about romance than you thought you did.
Some people are bad at judging the words that come out of their own mouth ...
The lighter side of, uh ... child molestation.
Ever notice how women be all this this? But men be all like this? Oh it's actually true? Shit.
The Internet showed the world how sick and depraved the human race truly is. Turns out our ancestors outdid us in that department also.
Your very existence completely mortifies women.
Before you go getting all teary-eyed about the next movie romance you see, keep in mind that it probably is going to fail miserably.
To say that the Kama Sutra outdated is to point out the obvious. However, some folks who are oblivious to dates will find themselves in for a world of hurt.
The classic story of the scarecrow who wanted to have sex with another scarecrow.
The downside of being an attractive woman, and being a typical man.