Cracked Archive - Sex

Bad Acid and Weird Boobs: Why Burning Man Isn't Worth It

Burning Man is a weeklong event dedicated to self-expression, community reliance and sexual contact under the guise of spirituality. I know this because I went last year for the first and last time.


What Your Condom Choice Says About You [CHART]

If all condoms technically perform the same function--catching ejaculated semen and conveniently storing it for later use--then why are so many varieties available?


Everyone's Dream is Someone Else's Nightmare [COMIC]

No matter how awesome the dream, it's all about perspective.


6 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck Worse Than You Think

Yes, as if it's not bad enough that you're losing the one person who will remember to inform the singing waiters at Olive Garden that it's your birthday, it turns out that ending a relationship can actually have other awful, long-lasting effects on your life.


5 Widely Believed Dating Myths (Science Says Aren't True)

That's right, you know even less about romance than you thought you did.


How to Subtly Tell Someone They're Creeping You Out [COMIC]

Some people are bad at judging the words that come out of their own mouth ...


6 Famous Geniuses You Didn't Know Were Perverts

Every great figure in history was a sexual deviant. Every single one of them.


Least Adorable Misunderstanding by a Child Ever [COMIC]

The lighter side of, uh ... child molestation.


6 Absurd Gender Stereotypes That Science Says Are True

Ever notice how women be all this this? But men be all like this? Oh it's actually true? Shit.


My Ill-Fated Attempt to Save a 'Suicide Girl'

I rescued a young girl from the toxic oil slick of internet pornography, cleaned her like a tiny otter and allowed her to sleep in my guest room for a night. And just like the otter, she was wild, incapable of underst


5 Cultures With the Most WTF Wedding Rituals

In a shocking turn of events, France actually out crazy's Japan.


6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Older Than You Think

The Internet showed the world how sick and depraved the human race truly is. Turns out our ancestors outdid us in that department also.


6 Things Men Do to Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off

Your very existence completely mortifies women.


5 Movie Romances That Won't Last (According to Science)

Before you go getting all teary-eyed about the next movie romance you see, keep in mind that it probably is going to fail miserably.


7 Kama Sutra Sex Tips That Will Put You In The Hospital

To say that the Kama Sutra outdated is to point out the obvious. However, some folks who are oblivious to dates will find themselves in for a world of hurt.