Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Cultures With the Most WTF Wedding Rituals

In a shocking turn of events, France actually out crazy's Japan.

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6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Older Than You Think

The Internet showed the world how sick and depraved the human race truly is. Turns out our ancestors outdid us in that department also.

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6 Things Men Do to Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off

Your very existence completely mortifies women.

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5 Movie Romances That Won't Last (According to Science)

Before you go getting all teary-eyed about the next movie romance you see, keep in mind that it probably is going to fail miserably.

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7 Kama Sutra Sex Tips That Will Put You In The Hospital

To say that the Kama Sutra outdated is to point out the obvious. However, some folks who are oblivious to dates will find themselves in for a world of hurt.

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Ever have an awkward conversation you can't walk away from?

The classic story of the scarecrow who wanted to have sex with another scarecrow.

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Why Being 'Attractive' Isn't Worth It [PIE CHARTS]

The downside of being an attractive woman, and being a typical man.

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5 Romantic Ways To Get Revenge on That Special Someone

The most successful techniques for irritating your ex are tightly tied to the techniques that originally won her heart. By adapting well established wooing techniques to suit your childish needs, we've created the following list of revenge techniques, sure to mildly annoy your one time lover.

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The Spambot Who Seduced Me: A True Story of Forbidden Love

I will hold out hope that she was murdered while writing me back.

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Reminder: 12 'Sexy' Ads That Will Give You Nightmares

In the wrong hands a sexy ad can turn into the stuff nightmares are made of. Not even sexy nightmares, either.

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You Write, Millions Read, We Pay You Money: Deal?

Want to write something that a million people will read? We may have something that will interest you greatly.

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7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital

Indian burns for your junk! Thanks Cosmo!

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