Cracked Archive - Sex
5 Terrible Combinations Made From Great Things
Do you like things that are awesome? I sure do. And what's better than having one thing that's awesome? That's right, pure black tar heroin! Oh, wait, I mean two things that are awesome. Stuck together!
- By Gladstone
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- January 14, 2012
4 Evolutionary Explanations for Modern Annoyances
At one point each of these social mechanisms was probably the glue that held civilizations together, but we've come a long way since then and now they're just sort of annoying.
- By Joe Donatelli
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- January 02, 2012
5 Ridiculous Sex Myths From History (You Probably Believe)
It turns out that a lot of what BBC dramas tell you about sex in history is just a fanciful cover for sex lives that didn't differ that much from our own.
- By C. Coville, Jake Klink
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- December 13, 2011
Are You Secretly a Great Writer? Like Money? Read This.
Think you know more about everything than Cracked.com does? Time to put up or shut up.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- November 24, 2011
6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm
To a young guy with not much money, sperm donation seems too good to be true. Having actually been a sperm donor, I can say that you had better be prepared for a long haul.
- By Sean Berkley
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- November 12, 2011
14 'Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy
Some rich people apparently can't stand the thought that they pleasure themselves like ordinary people. So they apparently do it the creepiest, most hilarious way possible.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 09, 2011
5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World
Back in olden days, doctors had as many cures for masturbation as there were 'symptoms.' Cures that helped shape the world you live in.
- By Michael Voll
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- November 07, 2011
Using Occupy Wall Street to Pick Up Chicks
According to some popular search engine listings I've just scoured while looking for article ideas, there are an awful lot of people out there right now who are alone and furious with bankers and interested in Asian teens.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 18, 2011
5 Sexual Innovations From People in Your History Text Books
It turns out that the great men and women lauded by society for mainstream discoveries, and the underground smut peddlers who advanced the art of masturbation, are often the same people.
- By Kevin Forde, Lillian Marx
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- October 16, 2011
The 7 Most Terrifying Rejected TV Ads
When directors audition, they don't obey standards & practices.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- September 15, 2011
5 Things That Are Totally Unrelated to Hot, Hot Lesbian Sex
Finally, an article that has nothing to do with lesbians, and the many awesome ways they have sex with one another.
- By Gladstone
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- August 11, 2011
7 Terrifying Things They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy
Thanks to sitcoms, romantic comedies and our mother's cuss-filled horror stories, we all know pregnancy is no walk in the park. In fact, pregnancy can cause some horrible, horrible things, like inny belly buttons temporarily turning into outies and ugly-people-making. Not to mention this stuff.
The 7 Sleaziest Mating Rituals in the Animal Kingdom
Mating among animals and insects is no less complicated than it is among humans. It's all about being devious, and when it comes to sex, even the lowest of life forms have mastered the art of trickery, deceit and blackmail.
- By Jonathan Wojcik
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- July 07, 2011
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