Cracked Archive - Science
A Fake Dino Park Fooled Scientists
Crazy billionaire closing dinos? Sounds legit.
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3 Jurassic Park's Science Actually Works (To Make Beer)
They tried saving lives. That failed, so they made beer.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Cracked's Big Questions: 4 Ways We Ended Up With So Much Junk Food
Why are Americans so fat? Blame Richard Nixon.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Jurassic Park's Technical Advisor Wants To Make Real Dinosaurs From Chickens
Life BAWK finds a way.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Seasons No Longer Exist, Only Hot And Cold
Tell me, father, what was this "spring" you speak of?
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- By Eli Yudin
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We Started Studying Anesthesia After Toenail Surgery Went Horribly Wrong
Turns out this stuff was more complicated than we thought.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Bananas Things Apes Do In The Wild
It makes sense to fear apes: they’re humanity’s wildly unpredictable cousins. Ape violence makes us wonder what horrible instincts are lurking deep within our own natures, but it turns out reality is even more horrifying (and hornier) than fiction.
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- By Chris Corlew
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Bug Eyes Hold A Weird Secret
They're a lot less human than they look.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Turning LEDs Blue Was So Hard, The Guys Who Did It Won A Nobel Prize
And yet blue raspberry Jolly Ranchers won nothing.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Italy Convicted Scientists Of Manslaughter, For Failing To Predict An Earthquake
It's like Don't Look Up, but more stupid.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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An Old Anti-Coffee Experiment Saw Everyone But The Coffee Drinker Die
If your subjects outlive you, your experiment failed.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Terrible Dad Taught His Son Only Klingon
He should be sentenced to a hundred years of be'joy'.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Hero Scientist Who Passed Off A Star Trek Episode As A Scientific Paper
As so exposed the scientific journal as a fraud.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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We Got Chemotherapy Thanks To Chemical Weapons
The government kept this secret for years.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Bizarro Facts About the Human Body
Truly, a disgusting meat sack full of bones and electricity that can turn on you at any moment.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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