Cracked Archive - Science
We Were So Sure Martians Existed, We Excluded Them From A Contest
Poor Martians. No one cares about them.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
-
7
7 Cracked Goes Galaxy Brain: 4 Lucky Cosmic Breaks (That Allow Us To Exist)
There's lucky, there's REALLY lucky, and then there's life-on-Earth lucky.
- Authors
- By Ivan Farkas
- Published
- Comments
- 3
An MIT Scientist Sent Aliens Images Of Our Junk
We eagerly await their reply.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 2
15 Weirdest Facts About Nikola Tesla
These days, the name “Tesla” is synonymous with “crashing into things and catching on fire,” which is basically how the man himself operated.
- Authors
- By Amanda Mannen
- Published
- Comments
- 5
Cracked Goes Galaxy Brain: 6 Reasons Aliens Likely Exist (But It Might Not Matter)
Do aliens exist? Probably! Are they cool? Probably not.
- Authors
- By Ivan Farkas
- Published
- Comments
- 6
Sign up for the Cracked Newsletter
Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!
Doctors Tortured Each Other In Some Strange Ways To Test Anesthesia
C'mon, doc. There was no need to squeeze him THERE.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 0
Humans Are Evolving? Not So Fast.
Humans might evolve no further. Good.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 10
15 Cute Lil' Critters That Are Filled With Deadly Poison
The most Instagram-worthy death dealers nature has to offer.
- Authors
- By Eli Yudin
- Published
- Comments
- 7
Cracked's Eatin' Weird - 4 Ways Food And Fitness Culture Overcomplicate Things
As fitness science improves, so does its love of snake oil.
- Authors
- By Ivan Farkas
- Published
- Comments
- 11
How Vikings Used Onion Soup To Find Out If People Would Die
The soup tasted so bad, the patient welcomed death.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 0
Cracked's Eatin' Weird - 4 Wrong Things We Believe About Food
Today we answer your burning food-based questions (beyond just "Is this mayo still good?")
- Authors
- By Ivan Farkas
- Published
- Comments
- 10
The Lie Detector's Inventor Married The First Person He Questioned
The device measuring her heartrate actually detected ... love.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 3
5 People Who Succeeded At The One Thing They Couldn't Physically Do
You can play the violin with your feet, and paint with your mouth.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 7
CAT Scans Only Exist Because Of The Beatles
The Beatles were cool cats.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 4
Bees Are Fish, Affirms California Court
The legal system is broken (to favor bees).
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 4
