Cracked Archive - Science

The 6 Most Horrifying Ingredients in Everyday Cosmetics

The Cracked offices became considerably stinkier after this article made its rounds.

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5 UFO Sightings That Even Non-Crazy People Find Creepy

Are these UFOs alien? We're not saything that. We're just saying they're really, really weird.

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6 Ways Your Office Is Literally Killing You

Would you believe us if we told you it's the office itself that's making you sick? Because that's what the scientists are saying. And if science says it, it must be true.

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How to Freak Out Your Psychiatrist [COMIC]

One of the unexpected job hazards of psychiatry

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iPhone 4G and Boobs: One Crucial Difference [CHART]

In order to find a legitimate comparison for the most anticipated and hotly debated product of all time, we had to stray outside the world of consumer goods ...

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4 Nobel Prize Winners Who Were Clearly Insane

Geniuses tend to only be geniuses on one subject. Just as you don't ask Peyton Manning for soccer tips, you don't ask a veterinarian to do your prostate exam. And you really don't want to ask William Shockley about genetics.

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The 6 Most Unlikely Partners in the Animal Kingdom

If you thought interspecies friendships were limited to Disney movies and the Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Time Theater, you'd be wrong.

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6 Slacker Behaviors That Science Says Are Good For You

Sorry guys, watching porn still deosn't make you a love machine.

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6 Time Travel Realities Doc Brown Didn't Warn Us About

Outside of ruining the space-time continuum (let's face it, you'd do so purposefully), turns out you're pretty well dooming yourself as well.

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6 Global Warming Side Effects That Are Sort Of Awesome

Not listed: The Cracked staff can wear its Mad Max gear out on the town and not get weird looks.

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Spend Your Summer Writing for Cracked, Drowning in Panties

Or you could spend three straight months of hurriedly trying to build a pyramid of corpses on a train track in 'Red Dead Redemption' before the train can come along to obliterate them.

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6 Reasons Space Travel Will Always Suck

Science: Fiction's wet blanket since forever.

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8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health

Next time you're offered a muffin, whip this article out and continue stuffing that Big Mac down your throat.

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5 Superpowers We All Had as Babies (According to Science)

Not unlike Clark Kent, babies everywhere have managed to fool the world with their mild-mannered public persona, masking the amazing superpowers nearly all of them possess.

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7 Incredible Scientific Innovations Held Back by Petty Feuds

We would probably all be flying to work on rocket motorcycles by now if history's greatest geniuses hadn't spent their entire careers arguing over who had the biggest Bunsen burner.

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