Cracked Archive - Science

6 Habits You Didn't Know Were Keeping You Alive

In a twist of fate so beautiful you want to make passionate love to it on the couch with the blinds open, science is now claiming that the most seemingly innocent things you do (or did) on a daily basis can be just as good for you as a lifetime of exercise and carrot juice.

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6 Things That Are Secretly Turning You Into A Bad Person

While most of us do what we can to lead a morally sound existence, some completely unexpected factors can turn us from mild mannered to extremely dickish in no time.

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6 Signs 'Dead Rising 2' Suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

For all my zombie slaughter, I spend an equal amount of time inventing new ways to curse at the game.

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The 5 Weirdest Drug Experiments Performed on Animals

Why let animals enjoy a natural buzz, when science is more than willing to step in and take that high to new hilarious, bizarre, kind of mean-spirited heights?

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6 Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

When women claim they're misunderstood, they're not kidding.

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The 9 Most Mind-blowing Disguises in the Animal Kingdom

These disguises are so weird and utterly convincing, you won't you're looking at real animals until they're right behind you.

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5 Scientific Reasons You're a Bad Employee

Science, you're really starting to chap our asses.

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The 5 Strangest Things Evolution Left In Your Body

Thanks for nothing, Evolution.

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6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries That Have Totally Been Solved

Once again, we coming crashing down on life's stupid mysteries. You're welcome.

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7 Bizarre Sounds From Outer Space

In space, nobody can hear you scream. Oh, not because sound doesn't exist there; you'd just get drowned out by the god damn racket all that stoic-looking cosmic stuff is making.

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5 Mind-Melting Ways Your Memory Plays Tricks On You

We're not talking about being bad at matching faces with names here. Science has found that your memory is basically a pathological liar, making things up as it goes along.

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5 Insane Scientific Charts You Won't Believe Actually Exist

Everything needs to measured: Even things you don't want to touch, smell, look at, think about or even exist on the same physical plane as. Thankfully, that's where Science steps in.

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5 Bizarre Ways Your Siblings Made You Who You Are

Statistics say about 80 percent of you out there have at least one brother or sister. That's turning out to be hugely important, as science says whether or not you have siblings, and what order you were born in, has massive effects on who you are. Often not so great ones to boot.

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The 6 Most Horrifying Ingredients in Everyday Cosmetics

The Cracked offices became considerably stinkier after this article made its rounds.

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