Cracked Archive - Science
7 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Modern Animals
In prehistoric times, you would've had to wear a diaper wherever you went on account of these pants-shittingly huge monsters ready to eat you.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- March 09, 2010
6 Terrible Ideas That Science Says Will Save the Planet
Plans to save the planet straight from the scientists at 'Futurama' University.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- March 03, 2010
The 6 Most Badass Robots (Invented Before Electricity)
You might think that robots are strictly a 20th century invention, but you'd be sorely mistaken: At the same time that the human race thought stomach aches were just tiny, enchanted dwarfs casting hunger spells, a few brilliant souls (possibly aliens) were actually building full functional robots.
- By Christian Ames
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- February 18, 2010
6 Human Character Flaws (That Saved the Species)
It turns out that all of our bad habits came about for a reason, and in order to become nature's biggest winners, we first had to act like pretty big losers.
- By Nathan Birch
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- February 15, 2010
6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable Of
Why, you little shit.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- February 08, 2010
6 Logical Fallacies That Cost You Money Every Day
Your brain is a dangerous to the rest of yourself. Also, it's a dick.
- By Dan Seitz, CRACKED Staff
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- January 19, 2010
The 6 Most Bizarre Global Warming Side Effects
Apparently the side-effects stretch further than smug hippies. Shocking, we know.
- By Ian Fortey
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- January 17, 2010
7 Movies You Didn't Know Can Come True (With Mental Illness)
Which mental disorder allows us to make out with Scarlett Johansson?
- By Matthew Hayden
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- January 13, 2010
5 Clothing Innovations That Will be Annoying You Soon
Where are the jumpsuits?
- By Matthew Hayden
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- December 10, 2009
The 7 Most Pointlessly Horrifying Plastic Surgery Procedures
Plastic surgery has blessed us with something our forefathers never had: huge boobs on skinny girls. But science, and shallow people with extra money to throw around, were not satisfied with that miracle.
- By Mike Volz
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- December 08, 2009
6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations
There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are dicks. Guess which camp science is in?
- By Matthew Hayden
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- December 07, 2009
6 Ways Your Body Loves to Screw You (Explained by Science)
Your body is out to destroy you, and we've got the science to prove it.
- By Jay Thomas
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- November 30, 2009
6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies: Update
It turns out many of the most important things you do to attract the opposite sex have nothing to do with skill.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- November 23, 2009
5 Forms of Black Magic That Science Is Making Possible
Next stop: Dragons? PLEASE?!
- By Christopher Wang
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- October 21, 2009
6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain
There are everyday phenomenons you'd think must have been explained ages ago, but in reality asking these simple questions of a scientist will net you at best a shrug, and at worst some bullshit he just made up off the top of his head.
- By Nathan Birch
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- October 19, 2009
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