Cracked Archive - Science

6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies: Update
6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies: Update

It turns out many of the most important things you do to attract the opposite sex have nothing to do with skill.

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5 Forms of Black Magic That Science Is Making Possible
5 Forms of Black Magic That Science Is Making Possible

Next stop: Dragons? PLEASE?!

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6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain
6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain

There are everyday phenomenons you'd think must have been explained ages ago, but in reality asking these simple questions of a scientist will net you at best a shrug, and at worst some bullshit he just made up off the top of his head.

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8 Ingenious Ways Animals Outsmart Predators
8 Ingenious Ways Animals Outsmart Predators

Animals have to be smart for a reason. Some of their prey have come up with tricks to avoid capture that would put a even supervillian to shame.

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6 Horrifying Ways to Improve Your Sex Life
6 Horrifying Ways to Improve Your Sex Life

How far will men go to enhance their package? To awful, horrifying lengths.

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5 Ways To Hack Your Brain Into Awesomeness
5 Ways To Hack Your Brain Into Awesomeness

There are probably secrets the brain simply doesn't want us to know. But by no means should that stop us from tinkering around in there, using somewhat questionable and possibly dangerous techniques to make our brains do what we want.

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6 Insane Dog Behaviors Explained by Evolution
6 Insane Dog Behaviors Explained by Evolution

much of what dogs do is so bizarre and unfathomable that you can't help but wonder what the hell they're thinking. Turns out they have their reasons. Weird, disgusting reasons.

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5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed)
5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed)

You've got the exact same essential plan as everybody else: go raid the gun store, get out of the cities as fast as possible, find a sturdy base to fortify and hole up in, use a melee weapon whenever possible to conserve ammo and--if the worst does come to pass and you find yourself facing down a crowd of the undead--take your time, aim carefully a

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Nature's 6 Most Diabolical Predators
Nature's 6 Most Diabolical Predators

Nature is the world's greatest supervillain, and her cruelty is only outweighed by her deviousness. Sure, none of the diabolical predators below will hurt you personally - that we know of - but just imagine what some of the poor victims go through when these crazy-ass organic ninjas strike.

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Classic: 5 Mental Disorders That Can Totally Get You Laid
Classic: 5 Mental Disorders That Can Totally Get You Laid

But you have to admit sometimes a person can be just mentally ill enough to be cool. After all, chicks totally dig troubled guys.

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6 Myths About Psychology That Everyone (Wrongly) Believes
6 Myths About Psychology That Everyone (Wrongly) Believes

Everything is wrong and you are stupid.

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5 Species That Seem to be Trying to Take Over the Earth
5 Species That Seem to be Trying to Take Over the Earth

Everyone knows nature is a symposium of terrifying freaks. Now, it seems, that freakshow is turning into an army that could destroy humanity.

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6 Animals That Can Get You High
6 Animals That Can Get You High

Most human beings are inexplicably drawn to at least some measure of mind-altering substances. However, there still remain the visionaries who looked at animals and thought, 'I bet if I lick that thing I'll get wasted.'

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