It turns out many of the most important things you do to attract the opposite sex have nothing to do with skill.
Next stop: Dragons? PLEASE?!
There are everyday phenomenons you'd think must have been explained ages ago, but in reality asking these simple questions of a scientist will net you at best a shrug, and at worst some bullshit he just made up off the top of his head.
There are probably secrets the brain simply doesn't want us to know. But by no means should that stop us from tinkering around in there, using somewhat questionable and possibly dangerous techniques to make our brains do what we want.
You've got the exact same essential plan as everybody else: go raid the gun store, get out of the cities as fast as possible, find a sturdy base to fortify and hole up in, use a melee weapon whenever possible to conserve ammo and--if the worst does come to pass and you find yourself facing down a crowd of the undead--take your time, aim carefully a
Nature is the world's greatest supervillain, and her cruelty is only outweighed by her deviousness. Sure, none of the diabolical predators below will hurt you personally - that we know of - but just imagine what some of the poor victims go through when these crazy-ass organic ninjas strike.
But you have to admit sometimes a person can be just mentally ill enough to be cool. After all, chicks totally dig troubled guys.
Everything is wrong and you are stupid.
Everyone knows nature is a symposium of terrifying freaks. Now, it seems, that freakshow is turning into an army that could destroy humanity.