Cracked Archive - Science
These are Mother Nature's last line of defense when Cracked rages its war against her. We are totally boned.
- By Shelby Fero
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- March 31, 2010
That asshole rageaholic who you thought was a heart attack just waiting to happen? He'll be jogging on your grave.
- By Philip Moon
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- March 23, 2010
The media has extremely subtle ways of manipulating your point of view in whichever way they see fit. Next time you open a paper, keep your eyes peeled for these techniques.
- By C. Coville
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- March 17, 2010
In prehistoric times, you would've had to wear a diaper wherever you went on account of these pants-shittingly huge monsters ready to eat you.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- March 09, 2010
Plans to save the planet straight from the scientists at 'Futurama' University.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- March 03, 2010
You might think that robots are strictly a 20th century invention, but you'd be sorely mistaken: At the same time that the human race thought stomach aches were just tiny, enchanted dwarfs casting hunger spells, a few brilliant souls (possibly aliens) were actually building full functional robots.
- By Christian Ames
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- February 18, 2010
It turns out that all of our bad habits came about for a reason, and in order to become nature's biggest winners, we first had to act like pretty big losers.
- By Nathan Birch
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- February 15, 2010
Why, you little shit.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- February 08, 2010
Your brain is a dangerous to the rest of yourself. Also, it's a dick.
- By Dan Seitz, CRACKED Staff
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- January 19, 2010
Apparently the side-effects stretch further than smug hippies. Shocking, we know.
- By Ian Fortey
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- January 17, 2010
Which mental disorder allows us to make out with Scarlett Johansson?
- By Matthew Hayden
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- January 13, 2010
Where are the jumpsuits?
- By Matthew Hayden
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- December 10, 2009
Plastic surgery has blessed us with something our forefathers never had: huge boobs on skinny girls. But science, and shallow people with extra money to throw around, were not satisfied with that miracle.
- By Mike Volz
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- December 08, 2009
There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are dicks. Guess which camp science is in?
- By Matthew Hayden
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- December 07, 2009
Your body is out to destroy you, and we've got the science to prove it.
- By Jay Thomas
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- November 30, 2009
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