People can't drive worth a shit. On the road, we're a bunch of inconsiderate jerks and science has proven it.
The people that take the abstract concepts of art and the concrete realities of science and mix them together are just as crazy as you'd expect.
These are Mother Nature's last line of defense when Cracked rages its war against her. We are totally boned.
That asshole rageaholic who you thought was a heart attack just waiting to happen? He'll be jogging on your grave.
The media has extremely subtle ways of manipulating your point of view in whichever way they see fit. Next time you open a paper, keep your eyes peeled for these techniques.
In prehistoric times, you would've had to wear a diaper wherever you went on account of these pants-shittingly huge monsters ready to eat you.
Plans to save the planet straight from the scientists at 'Futurama' University.
You might think that robots are strictly a 20th century invention, but you'd be sorely mistaken: At the same time that the human race thought stomach aches were just tiny, enchanted dwarfs casting hunger spells, a few brilliant souls (possibly aliens) were actually building full functional robots.
It turns out that all of our bad habits came about for a reason, and in order to become nature's biggest winners, we first had to act like pretty big losers.
Why, you little shit.
Your brain is a dangerous to the rest of yourself. Also, it's a dick.
Apparently the side-effects stretch further than smug hippies. Shocking, we know.
Which mental disorder allows us to make out with Scarlett Johansson?
Where are the jumpsuits?
Plastic surgery has blessed us with something our forefathers never had: huge boobs on skinny girls. But science, and shallow people with extra money to throw around, were not satisfied with that miracle.