Cracked Archive - Science
6 Scientific Reasons People Drive Like Assholes
People can't drive worth a shit. On the road, we're a bunch of inconsiderate jerks and science has proven it.
- By Dave Easton
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- April 07, 2010
5 Works of Legitimate Mad Science Passed Off as Art
The people that take the abstract concepts of art and the concrete realities of science and mix them together are just as crazy as you'd expect.
- By Robert Brockway
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- April 06, 2010
5 Animals That Are Terrifyingly Hard to Kill
These are Mother Nature's last line of defense when Cracked rages its war against her. We are totally boned.
- By Shelby Fero
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- March 31, 2010
6 Reasons Assholes Are Healthier (According to Science)
That asshole rageaholic who you thought was a heart attack just waiting to happen? He'll be jogging on your grave.
- By Philip Moon
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- March 23, 2010
6 Subtle Ways The News Media Disguises Bullshit As Fact
The media has extremely subtle ways of manipulating your point of view in whichever way they see fit. Next time you open a paper, keep your eyes peeled for these techniques.
- By C. Coville
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- March 17, 2010
7 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Modern Animals
In prehistoric times, you would've had to wear a diaper wherever you went on account of these pants-shittingly huge monsters ready to eat you.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- March 09, 2010
6 Terrible Ideas That Science Says Will Save the Planet
Plans to save the planet straight from the scientists at 'Futurama' University.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- March 03, 2010
The 6 Most Badass Robots (Invented Before Electricity)
You might think that robots are strictly a 20th century invention, but you'd be sorely mistaken: At the same time that the human race thought stomach aches were just tiny, enchanted dwarfs casting hunger spells, a few brilliant souls (possibly aliens) were actually building full functional robots.
- By Christian Ames
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- February 18, 2010
6 Human Character Flaws (That Saved the Species)
It turns out that all of our bad habits came about for a reason, and in order to become nature's biggest winners, we first had to act like pretty big losers.
- By Nathan Birch
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- February 15, 2010
6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable Of
Why, you little shit.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- February 08, 2010
6 Logical Fallacies That Cost You Money Every Day
Your brain is a dangerous to the rest of yourself. Also, it's a dick.
- By Dan Seitz, CRACKED Staff
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- January 19, 2010
The 6 Most Bizarre Global Warming Side Effects
Apparently the side-effects stretch further than smug hippies. Shocking, we know.
- By Ian Fortey
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- January 17, 2010
7 Movies You Didn't Know Can Come True (With Mental Illness)
Which mental disorder allows us to make out with Scarlett Johansson?
- By Matthew Hayden
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- January 13, 2010
5 Clothing Innovations That Will be Annoying You Soon
Where are the jumpsuits?
- By Matthew Hayden
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- December 10, 2009
The 7 Most Pointlessly Horrifying Plastic Surgery Procedures
Plastic surgery has blessed us with something our forefathers never had: huge boobs on skinny girls. But science, and shallow people with extra money to throw around, were not satisfied with that miracle.
- By Mike Volz
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- December 08, 2009
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