Cracked Archive - Science

iPhone 4G and Boobs: One Crucial Difference [CHART]
iPhone 4G and Boobs: One Crucial Difference [CHART]

In order to find a legitimate comparison for the most anticipated and hotly debated product of all time, we had to stray outside the world of consumer goods ...

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4 Nobel Prize Winners Who Were Clearly Insane
4 Nobel Prize Winners Who Were Clearly Insane

Geniuses tend to only be geniuses on one subject. Just as you don't ask Peyton Manning for soccer tips, you don't ask a veterinarian to do your prostate exam. And you really don't want to ask William Shockley about genetics.

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The 6 Most Unlikely Partners in the Animal Kingdom
The 6 Most Unlikely Partners in the Animal Kingdom

If you thought interspecies friendships were limited to Disney movies and the Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Time Theater, you'd be wrong.

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6 Slacker Behaviors That Science Says Are Good For You
6 Slacker Behaviors That Science Says Are Good For You

Sorry guys, watching porn still deosn't make you a love machine.

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6 Time Travel Realities Doc Brown Didn't Warn Us About
6 Time Travel Realities Doc Brown Didn't Warn Us About

Outside of ruining the space-time continuum (let's face it, you'd do so purposefully), turns out you're pretty well dooming yourself as well.

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6 Global Warming Side Effects That Are Sort Of Awesome
6 Global Warming Side Effects That Are Sort Of Awesome

Not listed: The Cracked staff can wear its Mad Max gear out on the town and not get weird looks.

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Spend Your Summer Writing for Cracked, Drowning in Panties
Spend Your Summer Writing for Cracked, Drowning in Panties

Or you could spend three straight months of hurriedly trying to build a pyramid of corpses on a train track in 'Red Dead Redemption' before the train can come along to obliterate them.

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6 Reasons Space Travel Will Always Suck
6 Reasons Space Travel Will Always Suck

Science: Fiction's wet blanket since forever.

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8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health
8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health

Next time you're offered a muffin, whip this article out and continue stuffing that Big Mac down your throat.

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5 Superpowers We All Had as Babies (According to Science)
5 Superpowers We All Had as Babies (According to Science)

Not unlike Clark Kent, babies everywhere have managed to fool the world with their mild-mannered public persona, masking the amazing superpowers nearly all of them possess.

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7 Incredible Scientific Innovations Held Back by Petty Feuds
7 Incredible Scientific Innovations Held Back by Petty Feuds

We would probably all be flying to work on rocket motorcycles by now if history's greatest geniuses hadn't spent their entire careers arguing over who had the biggest Bunsen burner.

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The 7 Most Horrifying Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body
The 7 Most Horrifying Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body

Most experienced surgeons and doctors will say they've seen it all. Most surgery is fairly routine, and it's only occasionally that you slice somebody open and some really crazy shit pops out. But when it does, man, crazy is definitely not an over-exaggeration.

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5 Psych Experiments That Sounded Fun (Until They Started)
5 Psych Experiments That Sounded Fun (Until They Started)

All these experiments were very real and sounded very awesome. On the surface. The truth was a very different kind of animal.

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6 Scientific Reasons People Drive Like Assholes
6 Scientific Reasons People Drive Like Assholes

People can't drive worth a shit. On the road, we're a bunch of inconsiderate jerks and science has proven it.

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 5 Works of Legitimate Mad Science Passed Off as Art
5 Works of Legitimate Mad Science Passed Off as Art

The people that take the abstract concepts of art and the concrete realities of science and mix them together are just as crazy as you'd expect.

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