Cracked Archive - Science
Animals have been cranking out architectural marvels since humanity was still trying to figure out how pooping works.
- By Ethan Lou
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- April 24, 2011
The nice thing about natural disasters is that you always know who to blame them on: your god, your god's greatest mortal enemy or a kraken. Unfortunately, we don't have the same luxury when it comes to catastrophes brought on by man -- especially when all of man's bright ideas for fixing them just keep making them worse.
- By CRACKED Staff, J. Olasz
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- April 24, 2011
When mankind finally makes the big leap from Earth to space, it's probably not going to be the time-warping black holes or mouth-raping aliens that do him in. In fact, tomorrow's astronauts will be on the lookout for dangers that are laughably mundane.
- By Ethan Lou
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- April 23, 2011
he universe is patient. It can wait. But rest assured: Some day, when you least expect it, it will reap a terrible vengeance upon you.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- April 19, 2011
Every once in a while, Mother Nature surprises us with her resiliency, Wolverine-like healing abilities and willingness to step in and clean up our filthy messes when we prove ourselves incompetent.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- April 15, 2011
As with everything, it's really the cute creatures that are harboring true horror just beneath their skin.
- By Adam Wears, Mike Lamb
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- April 12, 2011
Stop what you're doing because, whatever it is, you're probably screwing it up.
- By C. Coville, Crystal Beran
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- April 04, 2011
Repeat after us: Medicine. Is. Not. Magic.
- By Alexia Franklin
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- April 02, 2011
A lot of the half-assed stuff we do not only doesn't help but actually ends up making things worse for everyone.
- By C. Coville
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- March 30, 2011
According to countless self-proclaimed fitness experts, apparently there is only one way to avoid obesity and early death: their way.
- By Christina H
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- March 29, 2011
Somewhere in the world right now a harpy eagle is choking on the remnants of a helium balloon and a giant sea turtle is strangling itself in a six-pack ring. Nature, by its very ... nature, is cruel; it claims the lives of animals wantonly, sometimes the lives of entire species, leaving the rest terrified and wondering which will be the next group.
- By Soren Bowie
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- March 28, 2011
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Land sharks are funny. Until you realize that killer whales can do that.
- By John Larwood
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- March 27, 2011
Here are a few critters that took a much weirder evolutionary path than you might at first expect.
- By CRACKED Staff, Juniper Russo
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- March 24, 2011
Note: I'm going to talk about how much I hate ants for about 2,000 words. I hope you're okay with that. Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-we-should-be-way-more-scared-ants/#ixzz1GwraLVIc
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- March 18, 2011
Animals eat insects, and their own poop, and their own children. So what in the hell could qualify as a weird diet in the animal kingdom? Trust us, it gets weirder.
- By Jonathan Wojcik
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- March 18, 2011
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