Cracked Archive - Science

A New Species Of Chlamydia Is Chilling Out In The Arctic

Apparently chlamydia doesn't always require a host. Uh oh.


No, We Didn't Just Find Dino DNA

Don't rush to don your cargo shorts just yet.


Frogs Glow In The Dark, All Of Them (Keanu 'Whoa')

This is just going to make more people try to lick them, isn't it.


The News For Bullies Is Bad: Their Brains Are Small

You know what they say - small brain, huge inferiority complex that manifests as misplaced anger that's projected outward.


Panic-Inducing Things You’re Hearing About Coronavirus (That Are Total B.S.)

Let's get a few things straight ...


Sci-Fi Predictions About Life In 2020 That Fell Flat

Hindsight is the year 2020.


Mammoths Were Sickly Inbred Mutants Who Couldn't Smell

This recontextualizes the entire 'Ice Age' film series.


How Dieting May Have Helped Cause The Obesity Epidemic

Isn't it kind of weird that this epidemic has grown right alongside the industry that claims to sell its cure?


Gigantic Problems We're Solving (With Stoner Logic)

We're not sure if these ideas are awful or awesome.


5 Reasons Sucky Teenage Years Are A Secret Blessing

Don't want to go to a reunion to find out who failed in life? Read this instead.