Cracked Archive - Science

A New Species Of Chlamydia Is Chilling Out In The Arctic

Apparently chlamydia doesn't always require a host. Uh oh.

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No, We Didn't Just Find Dino DNA

Don't rush to don your cargo shorts just yet.

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Frogs Glow In The Dark, All Of Them (Keanu 'Whoa')

This is just going to make more people try to lick them, isn't it.

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The News For Bullies Is Bad: Their Brains Are Small

You know what they say - small brain, huge inferiority complex that manifests as misplaced anger that's projected outward.

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Panic-Inducing Things You’re Hearing About Coronavirus (That Are Total B.S.)

Let's get a few things straight ...

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Sci-Fi Predictions About Life In 2020 That Fell Flat

Hindsight is the year 2020.

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Mammoths Were Sickly Inbred Mutants Who Couldn't Smell

This recontextualizes the entire 'Ice Age' film series.

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How Dieting May Have Helped Cause The Obesity Epidemic

Isn't it kind of weird that this epidemic has grown right alongside the industry that claims to sell its cure?

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Gigantic Problems We're Solving (With Stoner Logic)

We're not sure if these ideas are awful or awesome.

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5 Reasons Sucky Teenage Years Are A Secret Blessing

Don't want to go to a reunion to find out who failed in life? Read this instead.

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