Apparently chlamydia doesn't always require a host. Uh oh.
Good, because I got a thing that day.
They're no X-Men, but they'll do.
This is just going to make more people try to lick them, isn't it.
You know what they say - small brain, huge inferiority complex that manifests as misplaced anger that's projected outward.
Let's get a few things straight ...
Hindsight is the year 2020.
This recontextualizes the entire 'Ice Age' film series.
Happy Valentine's Day?
Isn't it kind of weird that this epidemic has grown right alongside the industry that claims to sell its cure?
We're not sure if these ideas are awful or awesome.
Don't want to go to a reunion to find out who failed in life? Read this instead.