Cracked Archive - Science

We're Finally Free To Breathe In All The Mercury We Want!

An absolute win for mercury.


5 Common Beliefs That Make Disasters Worse

None of these ideologies are productive!


'Animals Are Returning' Stories Are BS

That dolphins and swans are returning to Italy’s waterways is only sort of true at best.


We Know How Old Whale Sharks Are Because Of Nukes

Whale sharks are gentle giants of the ocean, but they've seen some s#!t.


Science Confirms About Mice What Disney's Known Forever

The whiskers never lie.


Totally Random Things That Make You, Well, You

You are only as charming as your stomach biota.


The Future of Plant-Based Meat Will Be New Flavors We’ve Never Imagined

Our buns are not prepared for the meat-based lunacy to come.


You're Not Going To Read 'Infinite Jest' During Isolation

Book sales may be up, but your interest in 'War and Peace' has stayed the same.


GOOD Virus News: TWO People Have Been Cured Of HIV

We’re coming for your ass next, COVID-19.


Truly Wild Ideas To Save The Planet

If comic book science helps save Marvel's Earth, why can't it save our own?


A New Species Of Chlamydia Is Chilling Out In The Arctic

Apparently chlamydia doesn't always require a host. Uh oh.