Cracked Archive - Science
5 Basic Things You Won't Believe Science Can't Explain
In school you learned a few scientific concepts that prepared you for a lifetime of understanding. And we're about to take that away from you.
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1768 6 Insanely Colored Versions of Normally Boring Animals
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- By Nick J.
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6 Substances That Wipe Their Ass With the Laws of Physics
It's worth reiterating that modern geniuses are more than capable of mooning physics with the twin butt-cheeks of innovation and technology.
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- By Aatif Zubair
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5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes
We have hit that theoretical point in time when our machines become bigger dicks than we are.
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- By Josh Hrala
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The 5 Most Epic Acts of Trolling in the History of Science
It turns out some scientists not only have a sense of humor, but can be sassy little shits if you give them half a chance ... even if it means damaging their own careers or entire scientific fields in the process.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Steve Shapiro
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As you've no doubt noticed, we here at 'the Cracked' are primarily motivated by charitable concerns ... just kidding!
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5 True Stories of Killer Animals Too Unrealistic for a Movie
It's freaky when actual animals turn into serial killers, stalking prey and evading capture in a way that makes the shark in 'Jaws' look like an incompetent asshole.
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- By J.F. Sargent, Evan V. Symon
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6 Ridiculous Science Myths You Learned in Kindergarten
Teachers are people, too, and people have this nasty tendency to occasionally lob whatever untruth comes flying at them right back at somebody else like a game of bullshit ping pong.
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- By Eddie Rodriguez, Himanshu Sharma
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6 Horrifying Things That Happen Before You Leave the Womb
The real world bites, but it's sure better than where you came from.
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- By Matt Machmuller
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5 Creepy Creatures We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered
Every once in a while we uncover a species so vile and so contrary to all that we consider precious and good that it makes us seriously wonder if all this exploration nonsense is worth the hassle.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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6 Ways Technology Can Give You Super Senses
Finally, science is pulling its weight and making us worthy of a Marvel cover.
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- By Michael Dawson , XJ Selman
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5 Petty Arguments You Won't Believe Have Scientific Answers
In science, there are no dumb questions. Except for these.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Creepy Medical Treatments That Actually Work
If you're willing to keep an open mind about horrifying medical practices, we've got the stuff for you.
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- By Matthew Moffitt
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6 Weirdly Human Things You Won't Believe Animals Do
Many of our four-legged or winged friends exhibit eerily human-like behavior that will make you question what it really means to be intelligent.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Andrew Heaton
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5 Incredible Ways Dogs Can Read Your Mind
Lying to your dog is scientifically impossible.
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- By Liz Emery
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