Cracked Archive - Science

6 Substances That Wipe Their Ass With the Laws of Physics

It's worth reiterating that modern geniuses are more than capable of mooning physics with the twin butt-cheeks of innovation and technology.


5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes

We have hit that theoretical point in time when our machines become bigger dicks than we are.


The 5 Most Epic Acts of Trolling in the History of Science

It turns out some scientists not only have a sense of humor, but can be sassy little shits if you give them half a chance ... even if it means damaging their own careers or entire scientific fields in the process.


19 Home Remedies You Won't Believe Actually Work

It turns out that some very common household products can be used for extraordinary medicinal uses.


18 Facts That Will Make You Terrified of Everyday Objects

The world is a dangerous place more so in ways you totally wouldn't expect than in ways you would.


Watch Cracked Live! Help Us Save the World!

As you've no doubt noticed, we here at 'the Cracked' are primarily motivated by charitable concerns ... just kidding!


28 Real Animal Abilities You Won't Believe

It turns out you don't have to watch the latest Marvel flick to see uncanny abilities.


5 True Stories of Killer Animals Too Unrealistic for a Movie

It's freaky when actual animals turn into serial killers, stalking prey and evading capture in a way that makes the shark in 'Jaws' look like an incompetent asshole.


6 Ridiculous Science Myths You Learned in Kindergarten

Teachers are people, too, and people have this nasty tendency to occasionally lob whatever untruth comes flying at them right back at somebody else like a game of bullshit ping pong.


6 Horrifying Things That Happen Before You Leave the Womb

The real world bites, but it's sure better than where you came from.


5 Creepy Creatures We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered

Every once in a while we uncover a species so vile and so contrary to all that we consider precious and good that it makes us seriously wonder if all this exploration nonsense is worth the hassle.


6 Bizarre Things That Make Your Memory Worse Than You Think

Thank you, science, for providing us with valid reasons for being forgetful assholes.


15 Science Myths You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)

Before the Internet, people learned science from Hollywood.


6 Ways Technology Can Give You Super Senses

Finally, science is pulling its weight and making us worthy of a Marvel cover.