Cracked Archive - Science
6 Substances That Wipe Their Ass With the Laws of Physics
It's worth reiterating that modern geniuses are more than capable of mooning physics with the twin butt-cheeks of innovation and technology.
- By Aatif Zubair
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- December 15, 2013
5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes
We have hit that theoretical point in time when our machines become bigger dicks than we are.
- By Josh Hrala
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- December 08, 2013
The 5 Most Epic Acts of Trolling in the History of Science
It turns out some scientists not only have a sense of humor, but can be sassy little shits if you give them half a chance ... even if it means damaging their own careers or entire scientific fields in the process.
- By Amanda Mannen, Steve Shapiro
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- November 25, 2013
19 Home Remedies You Won't Believe Actually Work
It turns out that some very common household products can be used for extraordinary medicinal uses.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 25, 2013
18 Facts That Will Make You Terrified of Everyday Objects
The world is a dangerous place more so in ways you totally wouldn't expect than in ways you would.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 20, 2013
Watch Cracked Live! Help Us Save the World!
As you've no doubt noticed, we here at 'the Cracked' are primarily motivated by charitable concerns ... just kidding!
- By CRACKED Staff
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- November 06, 2013
28 Real Animal Abilities You Won't Believe
It turns out you don't have to watch the latest Marvel flick to see uncanny abilities.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 06, 2013
5 True Stories of Killer Animals Too Unrealistic for a Movie
It's freaky when actual animals turn into serial killers, stalking prey and evading capture in a way that makes the shark in 'Jaws' look like an incompetent asshole.
- By J.F. Sargent, Evan V. Symon
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- October 31, 2013
6 Ridiculous Science Myths You Learned in Kindergarten
Teachers are people, too, and people have this nasty tendency to occasionally lob whatever untruth comes flying at them right back at somebody else like a game of bullshit ping pong.
- By Eddie Rodriguez, Himanshu Sharma
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- October 29, 2013
6 Horrifying Things That Happen Before You Leave the Womb
The real world bites, but it's sure better than where you came from.
- By Matt Machmuller
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- October 26, 2013
5 Creepy Creatures We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered
Every once in a while we uncover a species so vile and so contrary to all that we consider precious and good that it makes us seriously wonder if all this exploration nonsense is worth the hassle.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- October 19, 2013
6 Bizarre Things That Make Your Memory Worse Than You Think
Thank you, science, for providing us with valid reasons for being forgetful assholes.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- October 18, 2013
15 Science Myths You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
Before the Internet, people learned science from Hollywood.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 14, 2013
6 Ways Technology Can Give You Super Senses
Finally, science is pulling its weight and making us worthy of a Marvel cover.
- By Michael Dawson , XJ Selman
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- October 06, 2013
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