Cracked Archive - Science

5 Insane Myths Your Grandma Told You (Science Says Are True)

Some folk cures and bizarre warnings have stuck around for a reason, and it just took science a while to catch up.

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5 Things Your Doctor Really Wants to Say to You (But Won't)

On behalf of frustrated doctors everywhere, here are a few things I'd love to say to my patients' faces if it wouldn't land me in another sensitivity seminar.

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5 Shockingly Unexpected Cures for Common Health Problems

The cure was inside you all along. Well, you have the ability to put it inside you anyways.

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5 Bizarre Realities of Taking Unapproved Drugs for Money

You might should consider becoming a professional medical test subject if your dream job is taking ungodly amounts of narcotics and exposing your genitals to strangers.

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18 Mutant Superpowers You Won't Believe Real Humans Have

It turns out that the X-Men exist ... kind of. But in place of optic blasts and telekinesis, there's bulging eyeballs and strong genitals.

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5 Advanced Weapons Clearly Invented by a 6-Year-Old

When you venture beyond the obvious things that go bang and boom, you'll find an array of non-lethal weapons that appear to draw their inspiration directly from the mind of a child.

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5 Math Lessons You Don't Really Need in the Real World

I feel qualified, as someone who's learned and forgotten it all, to explain which math subjects are actually completely useless for normal human beings.

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5 Animals That Look Like Cartoons (Until They Kill You)

You shouldn't ignore or underestimate Mother Nature, no matter how innocent and unassuming her avatar might be.

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5 Surprising Things That Manipulate Your Moods Every Day

Your emotions are dictated by the outside world in ways you might find bizarre and shocking.

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5 Insane Ways Animals Changed the Course of Humanity

We humans are what we are due to help from a series of creatures most of us have very little respect for. So let's take a moment to appreciate them a little.

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