Would you like to buy a vowel? According to science, maybe.
Does science waste time on frivolous experiments? Yep, but sometimes they pay off.
It's always the pretty ones who hurt you the most.
Looking to discover a new animal species? Have you tried eBay?
Making math cool is like trying to make
The wealthy can afford to fight the heat, with their central air conditioning, and seaside villas, and chilled top hats, but for the rest of us, this is just something we have to put up with. Right?
This might come as some surprise, given everything Cracked has written about them, but it turns out that not every scientist is evil. In fact, most are just lucky idiots.
Some animals refuse to play by the rules.
Some of the most important innovators in history were just as interested in voodoo as they were in science, and often stumbled across their greatest works by accident.
For all the awesomeness medicine provides, it also has its disinfected fingers in a few weird pies that you never even knew existed.
If you want to terrify yourself, go into your medicine cabinet and read all of the really weird side effects at the bottom of the label.
We're not saying that any of these mind-blowing theories about the nature of everything are accurate, we're just saying that they were proposed by people smarter than us.