Cracked Archive - Science

Sorry, But 'WE DISCOVERED A PARALLEL UNIVERSE' Is A BS Tabloid Headline

Put your plans to kidnap your alternate universe self and life their life on hold -- for now.

• By Luis Prada
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• May 22, 2020

It Sure Seems Like Florida And Georgia Lied About Their Infection Rates

• By Luis Prada
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• May 21, 2020

Weird Ways Sleep BS Royally Messes Up Our Programs

Stop making yourself feel like crap.

• By Kelly Stone
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• May 17, 2020

Myths You're Hearing Right Now, Debunked

Don't over complicate this. The grossest explanation is often correct.

• By Luis Prada
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• May 14, 2020

Trash Pseudoscience Health BS That Celebs Have Sprung On Us

Don't listen these tips, and, for the love of God, don't pay for them.

• By Maggie Clancy
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• May 10, 2020

Weird Ways Science Is Screwed

Science can solve a lot of problems, but apparently not these ones ...

• By Adam Wears
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• May 09, 2020

Pizza-Fueled Lizard Broke The Constipation Record, RIP

What we're about to tell you is literally going to make you want to lose your shit.

• By Dan Duddy
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• May 08, 2020

A Cracked Primer On That Murder Hornet

Here's a quick dive into these new-to-America murder hornets, by Cracked's resident Guy With A Bee Allergy

• By Isaac Cabe
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• May 05, 2020

Top Secret Psychological Experiments (That Were Basically Torture)

The two-way mirror has four faces.

• By Diego C., E.M. Caris, Ian Kurz
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• May 04, 2020

Please Don't Listen To Elon Musk

Unless you want to learn how to publicly accuse random people of pedophilia.

• By Luis Prada
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• April 30, 2020

Stupid Ways Humanity Is Screwing Up The Planet

Man, human civilization is just a drunk-driving steamroller.

• By Aquiles Cacho, Christian Markle
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• April 28, 2020

Fox News Promoted The Hell Out Of A Miracle Cure, Then Suddenly Stopped

It's almost like it was BS all along.

• By Luis Prada
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• April 24, 2020

Sorry, That's Your Real Voice On Zoom

Your voice sounds worse than you think it does.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 22, 2020

NASA Engineers Working From Home Need Old-School 3D Glasses

Much of the equipment NASA uses at the Jet Propulsion Lab was able to be shipped home, save for one thing.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 20, 2020

Disagreement Could Be The Most Important Factor In Team Success

Screw synergy. Success is all about disagreement.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 20, 2020