This isn't some Postmodernist Commie SJW Cultural-Marxist take -- there's science to it.
Pictured: Not real.
In case you thought the news didn't suck enough, here's a reminder that measles is still around.
One of these at a time please.
Pills for the privileged, ventilators for the very poor.
When doing nothing doesn't work, remember that you can always just lie.
Watch as this house moves into the ocean like it's riding on a Bird scooter.
Trusting the government is a bitter pill to swallow.
Put your plans to kidnap your alternate universe self and life their life on hold -- for now.