Cracked Archive - Science

5 Ways Being Rich Messes Up Your Mind (According To Science)
5 Ways Being Rich Messes Up Your Mind (According To Science)

This isn't some Postmodernist Commie SJW Cultural-Marxist take -- there's science to it.

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Yes; You Can Sense When Someone's Watching You
Yes; You Can Sense When Someone's Watching You

You don’t have eyes in the back of your head, just really good ones in the front.

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Soooo, Corona May Cause Brain Damage Too
Soooo, Corona May Cause Brain Damage Too

Even if COVID-19 goes away, that doesn't mean the effects won't last.

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The Other Outbreak In America The News Forgot About
The Other Outbreak In America The News Forgot About

In case you thought the news didn't suck enough, here's a reminder that measles is still around.

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5 Futuristic Predictions That Now Sound Hilarious
5 Futuristic Predictions That Now Sound Hilarious

Science fiction has like one job -- to imagine the future, so it's kind of embarrassing when it totally fails at that.

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Calm Down About The New Swine Flu (But Don’t Totally Ignore It)
Calm Down About The New Swine Flu (But Don’t Totally Ignore It)

One of these at a time please.

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First COVID Drug Is Coming; Not That You Can Afford It
First COVID Drug Is Coming; Not That You Can Afford It

Pills for the privileged, ventilators for the very poor.

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Florida Is Changing The Definition of “Intensive Care” To Lower Infection Numbers
Florida Is Changing The Definition of “Intensive Care” To Lower Infection Numbers

When doing nothing doesn't work, remember that you can always just lie.

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5 Mating Rituals That Prove Nature's Freaky AF
5 Mating Rituals That Prove Nature's Freaky AF

Even a David Attenborough voiceover couldn't class up the love life of the animal kingdom.

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Goofy Ways Our Ancestors Thought We'd All Die
Goofy Ways Our Ancestors Thought We'd All Die

New science scares us!

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Massive Landslide In Norway Drags Eight Homes Into The Sea
Massive Landslide In Norway Drags Eight Homes Into The Sea

Watch as this house moves into the ocean like it's riding on a Bird scooter.

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More Than Half Of Americans Might Say 'Pass' To A Vaccine
More Than Half Of Americans Might Say 'Pass' To A Vaccine

Trusting the government is a bitter pill to swallow.

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Sorry, But 'WE DISCOVERED A PARALLEL UNIVERSE' Is A BS Tabloid Headline
Sorry, But 'WE DISCOVERED A PARALLEL UNIVERSE' Is A BS Tabloid Headline

Put your plans to kidnap your alternate universe self and life their life on hold -- for now.

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