Cracked Archive - Science
It seems some engineers would like to take us past the uncanny valley and make us empathize with our inevitable robot overlords.
- By Josh Hrala
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- January 11, 2014
Society has noticed that there are certain scenarios where a few unfinished words and a gesture or facial expression get the job done. Here are five.
- By Gladstone
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- January 05, 2014
I firmly believe that a decade from now we will all look back on this year as one of the most important years of space travel in human history.
- By Soren Bowie
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- December 26, 2013
The whole gift-exchange scenario is a lose-lose situation. Science has spent a surprising amount of time studying it an everything you thought you knew is wrong.
- By Daniel Nest, Alan Boyle
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- December 23, 2013
In school you learned a few scientific concepts that prepared you for a lifetime of understanding. And we're about to take that away from you.
- By Himanshu Sharma
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- December 17, 2013
It's worth reiterating that modern geniuses are more than capable of mooning physics with the twin butt-cheeks of innovation and technology.
- By Aatif Zubair
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- December 15, 2013
We have hit that theoretical point in time when our machines become bigger dicks than we are.
- By Josh Hrala
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- December 08, 2013
It turns out some scientists not only have a sense of humor, but can be sassy little shits if you give them half a chance ... even if it means damaging their own careers or entire scientific fields in the process.
- By Amanda Mannen, Steve Shapiro
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- November 25, 2013
As you've no doubt noticed, we here at 'the Cracked' are primarily motivated by charitable concerns ... just kidding!
- By CRACKED Staff
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- November 06, 2013
It's freaky when actual animals turn into serial killers, stalking prey and evading capture in a way that makes the shark in 'Jaws' look like an incompetent asshole.
- By J.F. Sargent, Evan V. Symon
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- October 31, 2013
Teachers are people, too, and people have this nasty tendency to occasionally lob whatever untruth comes flying at them right back at somebody else like a game of bullshit ping pong.
- By Eddie Rodriguez, Himanshu Sharma
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- October 29, 2013
The real world bites, but it's sure better than where you came from.
- By Matt Machmuller
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- October 26, 2013
Every once in a while we uncover a species so vile and so contrary to all that we consider precious and good that it makes us seriously wonder if all this exploration nonsense is worth the hassle.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- October 19, 2013
Thank you, science, for providing us with valid reasons for being forgetful assholes.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- October 18, 2013
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