Sometimes, the giant muscular space wizard that keeps our planet spinning loses its balance, sending mountains and rivers and oceans crashing together in unexpected ways.
It turns out drug companies' evil usually involves less illegal genetic experiments and more down-to-earth jerk moves.
We don't know much about computer hacking here at Cracked, because that stuff involves numbers, but we've come across a whole bunch of different crazy brain and body hacks over the years.
Some folk cures and bizarre warnings have stuck around for a reason, and it just took science a while to catch up.
On behalf of frustrated doctors everywhere, here are a few things I'd love to say to my patients' faces if it wouldn't land me in another sensitivity seminar.
The cure was inside you all along. Well, you have the ability to put it inside you anyways.
You might should consider becoming a professional medical test subject if your dream job is taking ungodly amounts of narcotics and exposing your genitals to strangers.
When you venture beyond the obvious things that go bang and boom, you'll find an array of non-lethal weapons that appear to draw their inspiration directly from the mind of a child.
I feel qualified, as someone who's learned and forgotten it all, to explain which math subjects are actually completely useless for normal human beings.
You shouldn't ignore or underestimate Mother Nature, no matter how innocent and unassuming her avatar might be.