It doesn't seem as sexy as light, but by noogie-ing sound into submission, you can make it do some pretty amazing stuff.
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so Mother Nature, consider these bizarre and terrifying abominations a compliment.
While there's nothing wrong with the desire to be clean, we're probably being a little too paranoid about our creepy-crawly little friends.
The Internet ruins everything.
Here are four ways we MacGyvered math out of machines without microchips.
Modern humans are the best humans. Sort of ...
Here's how I hope to die someday.
CLEAR! (fart noise)
I pooped a brick of pure happiness when I noticed that a store near my home is stocking a vast selection of imported, potable insanity. So I filled my fridge with a host of drinks I've never had the opportunity to taste.