Cracked Archive - Science
Modern society invented everything great, and the rest of history is just a bunch of chumps squatting in holes. The thing is, some of that seemingly recent stuff has been around a lot longer than you'd figure.
- By Patricia Loupee, Carmen Burana
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- January 29, 2015
It's our time. Our time to defeat the snobs. Are you with me? Then step into my teleporter, fellow snob-fighters; it's time for us to journey out into the world.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- January 27, 2015
Game theory is the study of how to choose the best move and to get the most stuff when other players are trying to take it. They should teach it after counting but before the alphabet
- By Luke McKinney
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- January 24, 2015
From the moment we step inside, IKEA deploys sly manipulation tactics meant to lure us into purchasing shit we don't need.
- By Eden Dranger
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- January 15, 2015
You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs, there are a few pioneers of medical research that arguably smashed entire cartons more than necessary to arrive at their world-changing breakthroughs.
- By Josh Brown
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- January 14, 2015
People would think differently of night owls if they knew our dark, yawning secrets.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- December 27, 2014
Eleanor Levinson has been living with epilepsy for ten years, so we figured we'd ask her what it's really like.
- By Kier Harris, Rachel King
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- December 21, 2014
Surgery is often seen as the easy way out for people who are too lazy to diet and exercise, like a cheat code to skinny. Let me assure you, it's not.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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- December 15, 2014
Prejudice persists within ourselves, we're just less aware of it.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- December 10, 2014
Superpowers are awesome, but did you know they exist in real life? They're just not quite as comic book-worthy.
- By Jason Iannone, Stephanie Erdman
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- December 09, 2014
In the course of building fictional worlds full of magic and wonder, game makers have thrown in a bunch of incredibly disturbing elements they're hoping you don't notice.
- By Jordan Elliot
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- December 05, 2014
Turns out our stupid meatshells are actually working overtime to juggle ridiculously complicated tasks behind the scenes.
- By Howard L., Ivan Farkas
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- December 02, 2014
These B.S. gadgets claim to possess magical powers that will save you time and energy in all your food needs.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- November 14, 2014
It doesn't seem as sexy as light, but by noogie-ing sound into submission, you can make it do some pretty amazing stuff.
- By Rodney Taylor
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- November 09, 2014
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so Mother Nature, consider these bizarre and terrifying abominations a compliment.
- By Ivan Farkas
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- November 03, 2014
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