After telling us for decades that the prospect of finding life in other planet was a crapshoot, science is finally coming to our side.
There are people in this world who have taken that disability and body-slammed victimhood balls-first through a table made of middle fingers.
We talked to Tim, who woke up from a coma and told us that, among other things, it's not as simple as 'waking up.'
As much as we hear about how shitty single parents are, how modern kids are all disrespectful murder-hooligans, and how absent black fathers are ruining a generation of youth, the truth is much different.
Cracked sat down with Vijay Welch-Young, a man who had chest-slicing, cancer-dicing heart surgery without general anesthesia, which means he was awake for THE WHOLE THING.
Corpse juice, y'all.
Psychologists have recently specified a new official personality category called
The road to a successful relationship is so filled with surprising potholes and dangerous crevasses that it's kind of amazing the human race hasn't given up and gone extinct millennia ago.
In the name of preparedness (and giving hypochondriacs something new to obsess over), we want to let you know of a few things.
Some people know cancer is coming, thanks to a certain gene mutation they can get tested for. Rather than take this sitting down, Eden Dranger opted to have her boobs removed before they could make her sick.
Behold: a tiny taster of humanity's most recent mind-expanding observations.
We're all going to die. But some people are racing to the finish line and don't even know it.