Cracked Archive - Science

4 Things the Internet Can Shut the F**k Up About Anytime Now

The Internet ruins everything.


4 Healthy Eating Habits (That Are Killing People)

Let's start right here by saying that no one at Cracked is a doctor or qualified to give out professional health advice.


4 Things People Mistake for Signs of Aging

We all get older, and there are usually signs. But it's not exactly what you're thinking.


4 Amazing Computers Made Before Microchips Existed

Here are four ways we MacGyvered math out of machines without microchips.


5 Advanced Ancient Technologies That Shouldn't Be Possible

Modern humans are the best humans. Sort of ...


4 Things You Didn't Know Are Shortening Your Life

There's all kinds of weird crap that also affects our life-scope. For example, you can be killed early by any one of these.


4 Ways The World Can Actually End (That Would Be Worth It)

Here's how I hope to die someday.


The 10 Most Terrifying Soft Drinks in Existence (Tested)

I pooped a brick of pure happiness when I noticed that a store near my home is stocking a vast selection of imported, potable insanity. So I filled my fridge with a host of drinks I've never had the opportunity to taste.


6 Bullshit Myths You Believe About the Human Body

The average person knows shockingly little about the human body, considering that they've spent their entire life living inside one.


6 Geniuses Who Saw Their Inventions Turn Evil

History is full of examples of inventors who've seen their noble, genius intentions go the Frankenstein route and bring the world nothing but pain and misery.


6 Ways a Creationist Textbook Sabotaged Science

Not believing in science is like not being sexually attracted to the sun: It's not applicable, it doesn't care, and it still works to make your modern life possible, whether you like it or not.