The Internet ruins everything.
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Here's how I hope to die someday.
CLEAR! (fart noise)
I pooped a brick of pure happiness when I noticed that a store near my home is stocking a vast selection of imported, potable insanity. So I filled my fridge with a host of drinks I've never had the opportunity to taste.